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Pr2y 6

Encidoo does the diplomacy; he dislikes how the village influence his capital city, somehow it spoils adolescent of the bad edges those who are poor or grow up in a bad neighbourhood.  They litter walls and sit along full day doing nothing, speak stupid wisdom. He really dislikes them pictures what they do, and way they speak, and think it all bad for youth. So he try find a deal. They have speak a politics already at some time. Then:

Village elder:

“All that war going and seriousness laws, I give you something else, I show you how world really is.”

Encidoo:

“War not that much ... it tiny country is more about fish dishes, where you get that war.”

Then village elder:

“That you army outside, and all your weapons.”

Encidoo:

“Yeah!  As we have already converse much, we gonna make here big mine, and cut all the trees, and make all you noble savages a regular salarymen.”

Then village elder:

“War... jobs where difference? All grey colours, we here near nature, spiritual folks, Sip now this potion then you see. The truth.”

Encidoo lift a wooden bowl, his lift, but say:

“I don’t see grey to be colour of war, but yellow, blue and red.”

village leader:

“Take good deep gulp now.”

Engidoo:

“glung* glung*”

Village leader rubbing his hands and smirk evil:

Over many generations, many has drink it. The elder think: _Soon you see the truth. The truth, and meet lady Bob the creator infinite dimensional Bob lady._

During years there been many big mean countries threatening village, mad bad leaders, that all schemes make bad thinks the village, dig gold and side effect make village go modern and soulless,

all those big war going nations, plans make a village nothing, but a silly tourist trap.

But after they drink the soup and meet Bob lady, very nature of these great leaders change, by big time for some that work money and serious, to a peace and love and care; and much art. Go stupid and docile.

Then those countries cities turn a jungle, because they sip too much soup, then they want meet Bob lady more. Also those village people can summon tiny wooden warriors that then attack those cities.

Encidoo:

“Glung* glung*”

Boss thinks: _Soon he black out and then change._

Then Encidoo sipping glung* glung* , then he fall down.

Boss thinks:_ Soon  wonderment, peace and love fills him. This victory._

But when Encidoo return, he super displease.

That Encidoo’s sour face so unsuspected for the Boss, it surprises him:

“But didn’t you see it; peace, love those colours”

Encidoo take village elder by neck, he says:

“Yes! I see it all right.”

“It was most hideous ugly colour stupid fractures thing ever, Die filth.”

He squeeze village elders neck and, he make noise like a dog’s chewing toy rubber chicken, that suffocating village elder. That make Collie enter in the hut because she think, there was a fun dog toy.

But it was not a dog toy, but village elder, for his head have swell to big and red. Flashback End.

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Pr2y 5

Then, it was past, so Encidoo was not yet so tall, over four meter tall so, he fit good that hut. Where he about talk about the corrupting effect that that the small village got his inspiring small nation. It is mater about deal and proposal.

the corrupting village deep in the rainforest , much unreachable bogs they need venture over, many ruined old cities they needed to pass thru that jungles has grow over them, before Encidoos platoon final reach the source.

And when they arrive, it villagers much afraid and they run into jungle and Encidoo state: “This must be it.”

A talkalot big fat carrier man asks himself aloud wondering distance: “How it bad influence come from here, did birds carry it.”

Six weeks they followed faint clues, to reach This Village made just by straws and robes it big contrast to those old gone big cities on the long way, they got many different wires and plumbs and tall buildings reinforce by metal pylons, or they were tall, but walls, rooms, ceilings it all brittle away, devoured by nature,   were now only those pylons still on stance look like big thorns, stinging out off ruins rendered over by lianas old. They got very unsettling look.

By some slow peril an unknown erosion The Old kingdom have turned into a rainforest and swamp, super damned ghostly place and wild too, many big beast. They fight and hunt thru it squad of Encidoos best solders, and then Platoon of other servants like a wise man, and cook and, carriers and then himself.

Maybe it was not just a one kingdom, but many war going nations. Because when those familiar travellers pushing thru that long underbrush and thorny thick grass, they find some skeleton soldiers there. It was good girl who find it a One fast scout dogboy special breed magical creature between dog and human loyal, but greedy for gems and goods and beatifications, smart good find things, wear clothes, but no shoes, playful , oddly it’s stamina and cardio not good as human, after 20 kilometer, (12 miles)  she is done, and needed carried in litter. No training help it no human.  But in morning she full energy and scout areas orbiting around the expedition line. And in the litter she friended old man there, and other the big carries says:

“If she not run that much she could make a full day.”

Another carrier replies to that: “No! We should take more Dogboys I calculate that three or four, it perky just first  7 kilometres then it over heat and follows only, even it just follow whole travel it still can’t make whole day walk, but die.”

From a litter she shout: “my name is Callie not it or dogboy!”

Yes, but one morning she found a forgotten army,  that  his crass breaking bone blade knock to a on some solid mater that then happens to be a skeleton, lot of skeletons dead bodies in a full camouflage hard hat and armour, that that has an old type crystal boomstick.

Callie wonder, “These, here have some battle sprit at least, those other that overgrown city them skeletons seem do nothing.”  Then he clears them pockets to find a gold and tiny expensive, then she wonder: “But these poor.”

Then old gray hair bearded fellow on the litter, say expedition to halt. He jumps of the litter then he go check those skeleton, big man who carry him litter, the one in front, says: “Those maybe hint why, whatever happens these gone civilisations. ”

Old man says: “hmmm.”

Encidoo who levitate over the expedition line somewhat in meditation positions like some Sarcophagus, and his eyes spark blue electricity and fire. come there too.

Berded one mumbles something then he goes, and goes consult Encidoo: That was bad idea, just one blink skeleton got reanimated. Encidoo says: “Ask him, yourself”

Then he turns in to the wooden idol and be unreachable end of the week.

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Pr2y  4

Yes! Those outlandish hippies have built some tents as permanent living quarters one may say. They dance in the summer flower filled ditches, they smoke... use hallucinogens, but most they smear Encidoo’s good city’s fine yellow walls by some unfitting psychedelic pictures and they too soft colours for his mighty stone city. Colours that fit more for lil-infant sleeping cradle not cool kingdoms capital city famous for its fish dishes, and... walls.

This flying vehicle, that Encidoo arrives. It metal door smelt to five levitating metal blobs then Encidoo walks down them like them were stairs.  And ones from the back flies to the front when them be pass thru this how there always new stairs to step. He much sour, look his wall all ugly. the he  start levitate off a cool step  and his leg goes like they ballet dancer as he fly more near that ugly wall.

Encidoo hit a wall, --he angry and disgust, Big impact! That, his hand real sting on to it solid stone wall, and because the physic, big chunk off walls surface trampolines off, thus clean it. So now new clean layer of the wall got revealed, Encidoo like it much. As boulders still falling, mere miniscule moment has pass, hails he deeply, like kissing air, this make one of those airborne rocks go like there was big vacuum, and it suck onto his mouth, and then stick onto his lip-hole.  Then he uses his tongue as jostle it on upward motion, so that it taps over his head.

These wall-smearing, life-style Indians, varying people not from unknown distant outland, but from this very capital city, some reasons they think it all, okay, to a challenge the Encidoo’s eternal laws and walls.  They peoples from margins, so much un-franchised they don’t act no more like good citizen should.

They have challenge the Encidoo’s laws. Now they wait them judgement, because big king there, knees shaking, some them flees, some them pees.

Yes! They see distance as privileged flying car ever approaching closer one with Encidoo’s official seals, but they did not quests he comes himself. They doubt it to be some polices that comes. But it was king himself. Who else, that big fellow with good posture, them have seen statues of him, and who else that tall.

It not custom there, but somewhat one of every five of them bend down to the king way or another, no customs! This so everybody has an own way to bow, they fast improvise, one fat guys make it look very laborious and he slow.

Encidoo yells again now to his helpers, they levitate there too on those melt metal chassis: “Now! That I start the cleaning, you finished it.” Then that rat size boulder on Encidoos head, he juggle that piece of rock by stretching his face muscles until is reach just his left eye, then just by wink once, like blue laser explosion with black edges, by some magic it tiny boulder piece rocket away whiuuh*! shuu*!!

It rock goes like it go in snooker, It has that blue laser magic inside it, it like glow, give blue hue, it hit one rapscallion after another, as it go it incapacitated any victim and everyone them were victims all those who were loitering near wall, because Encidoo hit them all at once stone, them were many, but he got them all. That laser magic make so that speed of the rock did not entropy off, neither the first man on the line of great chain of bouncing and rebounding, die by it speed, just paralyse for life, because nasty rock hit him chest cavity. Lucky to him, cost lady next on boulders parable get it rock right into her face, and she faint then and go ugly.

It blue magic makes every hit to a blue dazzling light.

last the rock make a great dive and shuttle ower place that they nasty painters use to sleep for nights and there they smoke them plants, and eat herbs to get the suitable visuals, for to make them decisive arts. Place that the go in rainy times it a home, or was before it rock fall.

Because when it lands, that rock, it make a burning mushroom cloud like tiny atom bomb, no blue just regular yellow and red, and black smoke. People still there, might have died, now, but no one in clearing near wall. Burning goats run out off the impact zone.

Encidoo levitate down, he yell to the guards to jail them all easy goers, then he checking out the grass below there, like being a some levitating detective who have eat a iron bard and can’t bend, but from neck.

Then he got flashback, it continues where it left, remembering his expedition long time ago, it happens an old hag has an appointment, so he met a fat village elder instead.

And as he was in his memories, but yet current there the one of his follower guard police militia, that have long spear and, they all wear a similar garments, pointing Encidoo, and shoulder poke his friend that make him notice something fun. And speak a jokingly: “That our king.”

Rather than bend to see shrubs and grass better, Encidoo has make himself like ghost and partly levitate inside a solid ground.

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Pr2y 3

Enckidoo recites his personal mystery for that what motivates him to start to do this a horrific act. Yes he speaks about: long gone era, time ago when, he was just one singular person not two parallel dimension clones melt to one;

Era of his life, when he was still immortal king at his stone lot kingdom where is marble and palms.  Big walls! Lots of walls surrounds capital city of his kingdom. There are many walls now. You know when city grows, buildings they end up also wrong side of the wall, so new wall is needed to cover them too.

That’s why there is also wall in wheels. There is also wall that got a space rockets. Also walls that got teleportation device in them. They are imported technology, like be aprises at meteor fair, also purchases from other civilisations, it’s town own technology, not that advanced. Walls colour are Egypt yellow that most prevalent colour there, also colour of that normal rock.

The central tower of the city, that higher than the walls, --big! But not higher that the walls long, it resides pretty central of the city.

Encidoo at there, look at his big tower into his big city, besides him there his lil-helper priest look telescope see very edge wall of the city, and even further, but they are not interest now the distant forest, or a sea. It is top rotating tower, so still that bolted to floor telescope easily see all directions. Encidoo did not need telescope, he sees fine at the longest distances.

Rotation of the tower is fuel by mule, and: “Carrot and Stick”-system, very low-tech, but tech never to less, it is about taking care of city, --that business. Encidoo does not himself do much no more, if nothing, just hanging there watch over when the clergy filling forms, a mecha clergy and handling levers and sending messages. They normal size people, but tiny people to him, one over four meters tall man Encidoo.

This tower is big computer Encidoo has made it, the clergy nothing, but part of it, also techno-masonry mechanical systems built from hollow log where water streams and water fill clay pot over tiny stoves work as true false statement, and wooden cogwheel they equal to microchip even straws that Mule sleep all part of big machine, that the tower is, like big slow computer. It is all made for serving the city and Encidoo’s kingdom, old-timy computer works as clockwork ruler wise and blind, always do the right thing,  Encidoo seldom take reigns to himself, but he never sleep as he newer stop watch over his people.

Then he like: “The fuck is that?” Encidoo squints angrily his eyes and use hand as sun block, to confirm something that he sees at the distance, “Is they! Once more return. AGAIN! I HATE THOSE! ” He yell angry, soon he picks up the big down bolted telescope,  to confirm more, just a under the nose of that civil engineer priest  so that it’s long bronze-eye-tube while it made gone it hits somewhere on the face that priest, that he get mighty tooth ache and black eye and sore nose. He dare not moan near his master king. But runs away, he go and hide. Encidoo dislike bigly that some pesks at the most outer wall dispute his perfect order, some maters very familiar to him.

Then later as he is going discipline those hooligans, at the outer wall. He thinks with hidden awe. _How... How they, always return, I destroy all them previous art burn down history. What mean of communication go downs at the generation, I purge previous forefathers fully, these are different lines of people cometh at my kingdom. No memes or genes left still they continue ill my kingdom _

He remembers time he one first time were clearing them, he need take deep exploration in to jungle to find them roots. Then city was smaller just second wall.

He was first one, on long line of a traveller people, on who use long Machete to cut down brushes and long grass, then they wound a jungle road that lead village where middle hut is a that occupy by particular hag that give them his people bad influence to colour his walls by fag colours like pink and burble and certain light blue that familiar at children bedroom, and all lady like stupid symbols about third eye.

The flying wagon comes it destination, so Encidoo need a return out his memory. And now need step out and yell them loiterers, not to smear pink girly symbols his mighty yellow walls.

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Pr2y 2 confronting Enckidoo

They coursed now towards that cursed Enckidoo, There much mud so it no nice, also leeches super fast those they chop them heroes, on various places even they already out that mud in a dry dirt.

There in distance, Enkidoo levitating doing his ending of everything. His face mutated by one extra pair of eyes over normal eyes they all shimmer sharp red light, and unnormal white scar river ugly his face. Four hands! He got Golden Kalbo Hide that length of them alliance, from edges of the hide slowly smelt unholy symbols that Enkidoo uses then to fuel his mad plan.

Blue shiny sky seven pale celestial objects are about go line, they already mad big, for example no normal tiny star Jupiter but big oval nightmare.

Green Kalbo as soon as he get dry land, tries --he get rid of all leeches, Kared too, but more he is interest this giant of man, he has seen him before, frail identify him from myths, but only at the history books, like old  brochure. This old man is a legend.

RatRat has no leaches because that robo-suit, he use it burning boots they got like fire turbines at the foot arch. The robo-suit has not fully loose it original form that it was UFO, like useless half arch head extension behind RatRat’s head like it were weir hairdo it formerly from that ring around UFO. He fly near bad spell spot there, where is dread Enkidoo, then fly back where time portal were, then he stop on place where is meeting place of heroes from future and hero from past.

RatRat: “These Legendary heroes so tall compare modern day’s people.”

Yes this old man really is tall, Kared tall too, but not like 4 and half meters tall. As were this man tall also, were that a bad man Encidoo in distance; also victim of his spells tall too, all heroes and villains this legendary time were basically giants.

That very slim, but also muscular man, who appears to be poled down by giant spinning top by Encidoo, --like he was some taxidermy butterfly, that top consist solidly from those Encidoo’s mystical living letters, top from top turning then long heavy nail, it seemingly spinning endlessly, even it is just letters that spins over invisible shape,  this conquered hero of people, sink heavier into ground. This ugly ninja physique person still nameless one that is middle of Encidoos spell is also somehow at the another place because he cannot communicate whit surroundings, as it were behind of wall of blur.

Kared thinks:_That must be Pothas Kane the legendary scientist and doctor._

Kane:

“Heroes! you must help, no much time. ”

Kane then explain how Encidoo use him as living key to, enter them world. In his story: The library from super heaven where he was taking his eternal jail time, were pictured very opulent by it architecture, but meager by lifestyle.  

Kane:

  “I always wish to once more, return into my home world, but not like this,... Not as instrument of dooms day. Not as key of world end”

Heroes not long time listening old man’s old stories, --they seem, by shallow look have no much importance--, but hurry forward, to save all reality. He yells them, back: “No you are not ready! You need know something, Guys!! You need formulate a great plan with me. Give some respect, now!”

Encidoo ask then he mad proud:

“Eh visitors? Do you big time touristing end of all, seeing this real art, not just burning forest?”

They heroes soon one line under Encidoo’s ominous shadow. But first arrive Green Kalbo, he tries speak reason to Encidoo: “My friend, don’t do this. Pleas! Reclaim back your sanity.” then arrives Kared he shot it bad guy face it ricochet and turn small unfamiliar letter, like black butterfly it fly away. Encidoo not even angry, but tut-tut Kared by his index finger, then he turn back to Green Kalbo and they speak like adults.

Kalbo: “Why you do this?, we were so close to clean this filth for good and save reality, why you suddenly turn bad mad.”

RatRat comes most late, he has fastest means of transportation, but he got no interest to approach, but just fly around near vicinity. He say aloud: “Clean this filth, did you mean like this mud here?”

Kalbo speak still to a Encidoo: “Are you in great apathy, is that it, just go in retirement already, and let young continue work, the full-salvation might be impossible, too deep our world is corrupt by this evil toxic, that much I admit, but the fight can go forever, we can hold stability infinite time, a big machine never rust if it’s parts keep replaced by new ones. Just come down there, let’s go back home. ”

Encidoo:

“No! my vision are clear, not cloud by any madness. I have see new truth in these god-illing lies. Let me explain whys my plan, then hows.”

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Pr2y Enter to the past:

On the other side, very unique looking water like vertical ring it is behind, Kared, RatRat and Green Kalbo ankles deeps in mud. Except that RatRat who hovering his UFO, then he says: What this? as he look his panels, press big red button, tiny-UFO transforms into a Robo-suit: “What this now?” says RatRat again, bursting fire, his new mechanical arm extension attachment, it seem this Robo-suit primary element is fire. Like flame throwers in hand-extensions and fire laser at head gear, and robo-boots that can enhance speed by tenfold by burning slide --the real fire skates, it filled all kind of fire attacks and weapons. RatRat is now real fire base warrior.

They are in past now.

Kared:

“So this is the past, he look his dirty boots.”

Then Green Kalbo make some spell, or initiation, lay his hand over fancy golden emblem top of his empty book that just few pages and hard covers, that just cover, and he speak some arcane mumbling: that his book is much in middle of it spell, for from it swirls living runes like some confetti snake, disappearing in the air, then reappearing front of Kalbo sprouting in and out from tiny star that suddenly was there, altering its form making as some being it is about to born out of it. Like light bound iron frame, were there already, but then, it tiny star turn light oval sun that hide for moment it yet quite finish figure. Then puff and Kalbos new apparition got revealed.

Kared and RatRat are amazed by it.

You know when that age of 5 to 7 child made a picture. That! But living one, a humanoid lizard, human size, but also: like retard child have been play with crayons.

Kared: “What in earth is this.”

He look this weird thing, he first except it to be a paper like cardboard cutout, he except to see it now from broad side. His brains can’t put it all together, --there must be rest on other side. Then he notices is thing idle little as it breathe, and there seem not have edges it cardboard. So kared decide to walk around it little because it so interesting look: badly draw cartoon yet three dimensional being. Look it from more angles, must clear head.

Kared: “Whoa he solid.”

No matter what angle Kared look this magical being, every angle it look like shitty drawing. It even diverts the space around it, that also surrounding area near it looks bad crappy cartoon. Kared touch creature it chuck and also his hand end up that crappy field and turn stupid look picture. He release his hand fast like were touch by a hot stove, and look his hand it remain shitty picture, for moment he wave it and cartoony goes away.

Kared: “But how?”

Green Kalbo watches over this his odd apparition, and he is like trying remembering something.

Then he says: “That pretty much right.”

Then he explains: “I can make any pass Canon lizard because; just before my universe got destroyed I was like running into this world, the Lizard gods. Contact me and they say, .. “We give you this magic book that you can summon any Canon Lizard back out of your memory.” Then they three lizard gods go in to the this very book. But then when I hurled to the this world, some pages get loose, and I see vampires took them, that why I got only this one page on this my book. And I can only summon now a this basic warrior type. And also a catapult that is in the another side of this same page.”

Distance to them gigantic humanoid is pending over, there also no mud, but dry land and more distance that is two another big humanoid creatures.

After seeing, how his companions prepare to an incoming fight, Kared take out his pistols and shots few round on a empty air. Then he run there where is that nearest big man,  it holding his head like recovering from concussion.