Love A Yeti

Cats.Rats. Pine Tree State. Instagram & Snapchat: LoveAYeti

[autistobrat]

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[toastling]

Had a dream there was a new internet trend called "looksmashing" which was basically just looksmaxxing except they were trying to look more and more like Nigel Thornberry

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[ubercharge]

if your website doesn't have a reject all button for cookies then i fucking hate you

[ubercharge]

if your website's cookie popup only allows accept all and edit cookies and i have to click the edit button to reject your cookies then i fucking hate you

[pocketss]

so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[robotdwarf]

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

[neverniko101]

Love it when video games are just

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[dutchster]

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

[lunarblazes]

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

[alwaysscreechingbasement]

[teashoesandhair]

This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!

[black-feather-fiction]

This is like one of those romance novels where people bond over accidentally writing each other emails but better.

Like Pride and Prejudice but instead of the love interest getting dissed for his toxicity and then reforming, it’s just two people bonding over dissing a dead toxic asshole.

10/10 would recommend

[j4gm]

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

[finwe-the-disappointed-deactiva]

…I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

[crutchie-morris]

op how does it feel to have been the funniest person alive at age eleven

[lux-scriptum]

No, you see, I wish to be an author. Not in marketing. Or an influencer. I wish to tell my stories, be told I did a fantastic job, and then go back to my hovel to scribble some more. I am delicate of constitution and awkward in crowds.

[opheliathegrey]

[hexhive-deactivated20251119]

Right click -> save as -> my friend 🥰