Worst! Logan Howlett x Reader
Wanna try out my fuzzy pink handcuffs?˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥
A/N: Rewatched deadpool & wolverine.. Now I feel motivated to write for (worst) Logan (he’s a baby and my fav next to old man Lo) Went to the short n’ sweet tour too recently so this idea popped up! I KNOW I OFFERED TO WRITE A CAGE FIGHTER LO X READER TOO, DW IT'LL COME!!! This is really for my X-Men and Sabrina loving babes, is that really such a weird mix of fanbases? ALSO I am NOT American I have based my info abt the MSG thru tiktok ..ANYWAY ENJOY LUVVIES!!
Short summary: U have an extra ticket for a Sabrina carpenter concert and u wanna go w Logan!!! That's basically it :p
There's not rlly any warnings, pretty fluffy with light sexual tension
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“Fuck no.” is the only anwser Logan gave you for this request, you we’re currently hanging out at Wade’s apartment with Wade, Vanessa and no other than Logan himself. Blind al wasn’t anywhere to be seen. According to Wade she was getting her old ***** popped, or something traumatic along the lines of that!
..Anyway, You had asked Logan to tag along with you for the short n’ sweet tour in New York to which he of course denied harshly.
“Come on Lo! It’ll be sooo much fun I promise..” you tugged at Logan’s sleeve only for him to pull his arm away again. “Why won’t you go? Concerts are awesome!” you whined again huffing as you plopped your back against the couch.
In response he took a sip of his beer, “Because, that concert is for pop loving teenage girls bub. Not my type of shit.” he gruffly said.
“Come on Logan, it’ll be fun for you two to go together” Vanessa spoke up, “I would’ve gone with her but you guys know I can’t go now, it will be a waste of the extra ticket!”
You and Vanessa we’re actually supposed to go together at first, but Wade was unknowing of this and booked them both a ‘romantic’ get away PRECISELY on the date of the concert. Fucker.
So here you were, bugging him and praying Logan would say yes to your request. "I'll pay for all of your beer.. all night. Will you go with me now?" You stared at Logan with puppy eyes awaiting his answer.
He sighed heavily and chugged his whole beer down in one go, "Jesus.. fuck! You never give up now do you woman? Fine, I'll go." He groaned out furrowing his brows with a scowl.
Your eyes lit up and you gave his broad arm a tight hug, "You're the best Lo! Thank youuu, it'll be so much fun I promise!!" He only rolled his eyes muttering a 'yeah yeah' in annoyed response as you and Vanessa just gave each other a big thumbs up.
"Promise to film it for me when Wolvie here actually starts enjoying himself AND dances to espresso, will you pumkin?" Wade playfully said, You just giggled and brushed him off "For sure.." There's absolutely no way you'd ever catch Logan dancing to espresso, really.
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As the concert date finally came I woke up all excited, I already had my outfit all planned out and laid out perfectly. It was really just the typical high heels with sparkles outfit, just a few kisses on my dress and the signature heart cut out too!
A few hours pass and I call up Logan. The plan we made was that I got to wade's place, to first off help him with his outfit, and then just drive to the madison square garden together.
I knocked on the door and a groggy still halve asleep Logan opened the door, I pushed past him and walked directly to the spare room where he was staying. "Good morning to you too sunshine, did you just wake up from another nap? it's what, almost 4 PM already?" I jokingly called out. He only muttered something about me being annoying in return and closed his door after entering his room too.
He raised an eyebrow as he finally noticed my sparkly outfit, "What the fuck are you wearing? It's like you're trying to blind me with your light.." I rolled my eyes and opened his closet door, "Very funny," I responded sarcastically.
After a few minutes of searching in his closet I groaned out frustrated. "God! I don't know why I assumed you'd have anything sparkly or with heart prints in your closet.."
He sat down on his bed with a soft thud, "Yeah, that's pretty stupid." He remarked. I only groaned again in response and then my eyes lit up with an idea, "Maybe Wade's got something sparkly.. Oh he's definitely got something pink!" I exclaimed happily.
To which Logan only scoffed, "Listen sweetheart, you should be happy enough I'm even going to this girly concert with you. I won't also become a walking disco ball." He crossed his arms in protest.
I turned around to face him with furrowed brows that quickly turned into a fake sad pout. "What about just a pink T shirt?"
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No matter how hard he tried to deny it, by just looking at those soft plump lips of yours pouting like sad puppy.. He folded immediately. Logan will probably never dare to admit it but really, he has the biggest soft spot for you.
The music of this concert was horrible, that's a fact for Logan. But going with you? Getting to spend more time with you that you practically begged for? How could he deny after he almost saw you basically cry to go together??
You could've just asked one of your other girl friends, but you decided to go with Logan, which you tried to make it seem 'natural' since you and Logan we're close friends but for Logan it felt like he was made your first option.. For you it was more than obvious 'why' cause you've been wanting to fuck this big jerk for forever now!
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And that's exactly how Logan ended up in a bright pink sequined T-shirt, where you had cut out a heart off precisely in the middle. You'd pay Wade back for the damage on his T shirt.. Really.
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As we we're standing in the line of the concert we had like one and a halve hour to go.. And we we're pretty close to the entrance too! you gazed around and looked at everyone's cute kisses make up and got this fun idea..
you said bluntly as you stared up at him with wide pleading eyes, in a way to deceive him of other motives.
The poor guy almost choked on air, with both brows raised he questioned "What?"
"Yeah I mean like, put on some of my red lipstick and kiss my cheek! I want those cute kisses too!! And I'll put a few in your neck or something.." you mumbled the last part as you went to grab the red lipstick out of your purse, along with baby wipes. "And don't worry, you can clean your lips after." You said with rolling eyes.
"Wait I'll do you first, bend down a bit.." Since Logan was lots taller than you it was hard to actually reach his neck.
In a bit of a flustered state Logan just stared at you with confused eyes, "You're serious about this?" He asked in disbelief. "Duh!" You responded in excitement.
He let out a deep chuckle while shaking his head, "Only because it's you." He said as he leaned down.
I bit back a grin as he spoke those words but quickly applied my lipstick and put my hand on the back of his neck, pulling him a bit closer.
As his body was so close to mine the pure smell of whiskey and tobacco hit me, god it was like drugs to be this close to him. I held onto the nape of his neck and gently placed a few kisses from down to his collarbone up toward his jaw.
And I fucking swear I could've heard him groan softly.
Now it was Logan's turn to basically give me lipstick hickey's, he was still bent down a bit and he delicately grabbed my face with one hand, squeezing my cheeks slightly and turned it to the side so he had easy acces to my neck.
As his lips touched my neck I also had to bite down a moan honestly.
Soon enough we we're both covered in kisses, "Oh my god Lo, this it too cute! Let me take a picture!!" You quickly grabbed your cellphone out of your bag and Logan just smirked at your excitement, his only current thoughts we're truly just one: You are really fucking adorable and two: How adorable would you look under him?
You turned the camera to both of you and before you snapped the picture you had placed your lips on his cheek and quickly took it. Logan's surprised face was really easy to notice on the picture, which made you laugh real hard.
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Finally the doors had opened and you told Logan to not let go of your hand since some of these fans will go absolutely crazy. "After we're past the security we can run.." "Run?" He questioned, you only smiled awkwardly in response. "You'll see."
And as I had expected, once we we're past security everyone started running. To which I, of course joined in to.. I truly wish I could've filmed Logan's face as soon as I started sprinting with his hand still interlocked with mine, to die for.
As we reached the hall I noticed how there was still a spot open on the barricade side, "OH MY GOD LOGAN RUN." I yelled out as I increased my pace a bit and grasped onto the barricade.
I slowly turned to Logan with pure disbelief splayed on my face. "We got fucking barricade." I said in the most serious tone. He only laughed out of breath, "Yeah and you almost broke my neck getting it." I giggled and muttered out an embarrassed 'sorry'.
We chatted and giggled for a bit before the opener, Rachel Chinouriri came on. She was absolutely amazing and to my surprise Logan didn't think she was all that bad too!
As she got off stage I looked up at Logan, "She was so good right?!" He nodded, "Sure, but was that the concert? Was that the Carpenti girl you've been going on about?" I only laughed in response. "Sometimes you're so clueless Logan.. And it's CarpenTER oh my lord!"
Me and Logan laughed a bit more until a crazy idea popped up in your head. "Oh my god Logan okay. So like when Sabrina performs she usually does this position during one of her songs, Crazy idea but we should totally recreate it." I said it with a flirty undertone, being a halve truthful joke.
He just raised one eyebrow at me, confused. "What type of position?" I smirked up at him, "You'll see, I'll tell you right before she does it."
He nodded skeptically, not sure what to expect.
Because the standing room was so small Logan had decided to move behind me, since he could easily look over me and just cage me in between his arms holding onto the barricade. He also muttered something about 'this dress is too damn short' to which I responded 'short n sweet' with a playful wink and loud laughter.
I slowly reached down for his hands on the barricade and wrapped my hands around his two index fingers, holding on tightly.
And then the lights died down.
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Logan's facial expressions during bed chem we're to most laughable ones, a few songs later and after a bit Sabrina went off stage and quickly came back holding pink handcuffs to which I obviously had prayed to get.
Logan just asked 'why does she have handcuffs?' and I giggled "Be patient Lo! You'll see"
She looked around the crowd a bit, and guess fucking what- Her eyes landed on you. "Hello there gorgeous.." She exclaimed through the microphone.
"Oh my god I'm gonna fucking faint.. LOGAN HOLD ME!" I yelled out dramatically while giggling.
After the whole Juno intro and with her passing me the fuzzy pink handcuffs I nudged Logan gently while yelling out loudly, "In this song she'll do the position! watch it carefully!!" I had a big grin on my face while screaming along at this point too.
'You make me wanna make you fall in love..'
'Oh, late at night I'm thinkin' 'bout you, ah ah ah ah'
'Wanna try out some freaky positions?'
'Have you ever tried this one?'
I stared at her intently to see what position see was doing and I yelled out loudly as she went down on her knees and pretended to give her microphone a blowjob.
"OH MY FUCKING GOOOOD!!" and if I could've seen Logan's face in that moment I bet I would've been rolling on the floor laughing for real.
For the rest of this concert Logan just had this surprised look on his face and it seemed as if he had to hide his sly smile.
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As the concert ended I almost cried happy tears "God Logan that was absolutely amazing!! Did you have fun?" I happily yelled out as we walked out of the concert hall arms interlinked with one another. "Lots." He said sarcastically but he was smiling gently.
"Oh I know you did you dick!" I giggled as we walked back to my car.
I sat in the drivers seat and Logan in the passengers, we chatted just a bit more and we finally reached wade's apartment. I walked up with Logan to tell him goodbye at the door before leaving to my own house.
"I had so much fun today Lo, thanks again for coming with me.." I hugged him tightly and didn't quite let go, I just loosely had my arms wrapped around his shoulders as I looked up at him. "It's fine.." He hesitated for a bit but looked down at me now, "So about that position you wanted to recreate?" he smirked.
"Oh my god Logan! You freak!" I giggled out as I playfully hit him biting my lip. "Wade's not home you know.." He said in a deep teasing tone.
I looked away from him and thought about it for a second.. To which I quickly stepped into the apartment gazing at his eyes again in a sultry way this time, "I offered it anyway." I winked as I said that and rushed to his bedroom.
A/N: Not proof read since it's 2:30 AM, god what do I have with finishing my stories at 2??? I was just so into it I didn't wanna SLEEEPPP!!!! Hope you had fun readinggg I actually loved this random idea <3
DOES ANYONE FEEL LIKE A PART 2??
Edit: i’ve read it now and the only thing wrong was a few grammar mistakes (IM NOT AN NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER ALRIGHT..) and the title.. forgot to put in what variant for logan it was but honestly i think any would fit alright..?? not sure..
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