A Family Full of Gods

Bel, Kai, Tyche, Valentino, Lualle, and Stabbur (he's not a god)

[lovedhousehold]

[Somewhere, just outside a town known as Goldbug Meadow, there lives the god of all gods, and his family.]

Welcome to The Loved Household!

Asks are currently OPEN The characters you will find in this blog are: [Bel, He/They. The Main God, and god of Family and Tricks. Bel was born into their role, worshipped and held in high regard for several years.]

Stabbur, He/Him. The Main God's Hero (and son). A mischievous shapeshifting demigod with a tendency to bring the wild world with him everywhere he goes. He often sneaks into the village to swipe snacks and cause general mayhem, though he has a sweet side, as well.

Valentino, Heart/Heartself. The Hero of Love, a replacement for the God of Love, who shattered into several pieces a hundred years ago. Tino often leaves the house for months or years at a time, and not even Bel knows where heart goes❤

Kai, He/Blub. The God of the Sea, a calm, sensitive Drowned. He lost his life in an incident many years ago, and Bel took pity on him, inviting him to be one of the gods.

🍀Tyche, She/It. The Goddess of Luck. An adventurer along with Tino. When she's not wandering, Tyche runs a casino out in the city, and has made millions.🍀

<Lualle, She/Her. The Goddess of Magic. After losing her family to a terrible accident, Lualle immersed herself into a life of witchcraft, catching the eye of Bel.> Tags: #All Seeing I Bel is in the post

#Flower Boy Stabbur's in the post

#Heart Broken Tino's in the post

#Lost at Sea Kai's in the post

#Test your Luck Tyche's in the post

#Power Above Lualle's in the post

#Time and Effort I decided to draw something to put in that post. A rare occurrence.

THIS BLOG IS NO LONGER ASSOCIATED WITH THE DREAM SMP

[itisiives]

[ilovedirt]

[thethinginthewoods]

The fukc is even going on why am i following this guy

[lovedhousehold]

[It is completely your choice, Skulk.]

[thethinginthewoods]

alright. Uh. There’s. A river nearby. And I’m fucking thirsty. And hungry. But i don’t think there’s any people nearby sooo.

Skulk walks through the cut down forest to a river which is located by a meadow.

[lovedhousehold]

.A relatively average sized house is lying by the river, a masked mothlike person sitting on the porch, reading a book. He stops and looks up at Skulk, and waves.

[thethinginthewoods]

OH FUCK

Skulk runs back to their cave

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel enters his house, and comes out with a small plate of food, floating over to the cave Skulk had entered.

[Hello? I'm not intending to harm. I brought some food if you'd like it.]

[thethinginthewoods]

oh my god. He is not leaving. Whatdoido-

Skulk slowly walks over and peeks at moth man

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel sets the plate on the ground, scoots it towards Skulk, and sits on the floor.

[I assure you it's safe.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk squints it’s one eye at Bel and looks at the plate.

I can’t eat that shit

[lovedhousehold]

[Oh! Apologies, I should have considered that. Are you carnivorous? My son's the same way. I can run and get something for you?]

.Bel picks the plate back up, standing again.

[thethinginthewoods]

I don’t. Eat regular meat.

Skulk steps out of the cave.

What the fuck happened to the forest

[lovedhousehold]

[A town has been needing materials for the recent insurgence of residents. You know how mortals can get, always taking what they need and leaving nothing for the rest of us. I've begun replanting, but it will take time and effort to regrow.]

[And in case you're wondering, it's not the village on the other side of the river. I think you'll find them lovely, if you ever see them.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Well where the fuck am i suppsoed to live now.

Their stomach growls

And where am i gonna get fucking food

[lovedhousehold]

[Well what do you eat? My home has a spare room, and I'm sure I could arrange something. My son is a skilled hunter, though he lacks discipline.]

.Bel chuckles.

[If you require a high-energy diet, I need the same thing. A lot of my energy goes into my power, so I have to eat a lot of specific meals and potions in order to stay healthy.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

They look around nervously.

I also hunt. Um. Humans. I eat humans.

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel makes a noise of acknowledgment, nodding their head.

[I could get Lualle to make a nutrient supplement, if you'd like. It won't be quite the exact thing, but if we put it on a steak or something. Or doesn't human meat taste like chicken? I think I had it once.. when I was younger. Either way, we can work with that.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uh. Why can’t i just eat humans

[lovedhousehold]

[Well- my son, he typically eats human meat as well. However, humans are... different from most species. It is in their nature to care about others, and only the most cruel exploit the world around them in the way that we have witnessed. I would permit it if you were to consume the one who did this to our forest, of course, but if you were to come live with me like I suggested, eating just any human would be unjust.]

[Of course, I understand your dietary needs, and if you are attached to your current diet, I'd direct you to a few good places that could use some.. culling, but the way I suggested is more convenient]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk chuckles

I eat the brain matter of the vile, not the kindhearted.

It coughs

Uhhhh anyway.

I could live with you. As long as you aren’t worried about that spare room getting dirty.

[lovedhousehold]

[Oh, you have not met my son. He tracks mud everywhere. And when his sibling's home? Oh don't get me started.]

.Bel smiles.

[You'll fit right in. Do you want help gathering your things?]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uh. Sure.

The inside of the cave just has a nest in it, and a corner with a lot of blood. ‘The eating corner.’ There’s a sort of doorway that leads further in, but other than that all of its possessions seem to be located in the large nest structure.

[lovedhousehold]

[So tell me, what part of the human do you eat? My son needed the heart and the brain, though he'd also drain them of their lifeforce and eat that. When I tried human, I mostly ate the flesh and a few internal organs. You said something about "brain matter"?]

.Bel begins gathering things from the nest in their arms, handling each item carefully.

[thethinginthewoods]

I bite their heads clean off. I know, weird seeing as i don’t really have a mouth.

Their face transforms and they have a wide and toothy maw, and then they close it and there’s no sign of it.

I eat their head organs, and their mind.

[lovedhousehold]

[Interesting.]

.Bel seems genuinely fascinated by this.

[You are truly a wonderous species. My name is Bel. And you?]

[thethinginthewoods]

Oh uhhhh. I don’t have a name. But humans started callin me skulk at some point. Kinda stuck, i guess.

[lovedhousehold]

[Well, do you like the name Skulk? My friend, she named herself, and it took quite a while to find a name that fit her. Perhaps it's the same logic for you?]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk shrugs

I don’t really care. Skulk works.

[lovedhousehold]

[Names are a wonderful thing. It seems like such a wonderful thing, to be able to choose your own name. My name was chosen along with my role in this world. It is as old as time itself, and I've never seen the need to change it. But it seems so nice to be able to decide who you are.]

.Bel ends up levitating some of the items that didn't fit in their arms.

[Do you want to take the nest with us?]

[thethinginthewoods]

I mean. I need a start for my new nest

[lovedhousehold]

[Of course! Should I unravel it so it can fit inside easier or carry it as-is? Either way works for me]

[thethinginthewoods]

alright. Uh. There’s. A river nearby. And I’m fucking thirsty. And hungry. But i don’t think there’s any people nearby sooo.

Skulk walks through the cut down forest to a river which is located by a meadow.

[lovedhousehold]

.A relatively average sized house is lying by the river, a masked mothlike person sitting on the porch, reading a book. He stops and looks up at Skulk, and waves.

[thethinginthewoods]

OH FUCK

Skulk runs back to their cave

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel enters his house, and comes out with a small plate of food, floating over to the cave Skulk had entered.

[Hello? I'm not intending to harm. I brought some food if you'd like it.]

[thethinginthewoods]

oh my god. He is not leaving. Whatdoido-

Skulk slowly walks over and peeks at moth man

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel sets the plate on the ground, scoots it towards Skulk, and sits on the floor.

[I assure you it's safe.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk squints it’s one eye at Bel and looks at the plate.

I can’t eat that shit

[lovedhousehold]

[Oh! Apologies, I should have considered that. Are you carnivorous? My son's the same way. I can run and get something for you?]

.Bel picks the plate back up, standing again.

[thethinginthewoods]

I don’t. Eat regular meat.

Skulk steps out of the cave.

What the fuck happened to the forest

[lovedhousehold]

[A town has been needing materials for the recent insurgence of residents. You know how mortals can get, always taking what they need and leaving nothing for the rest of us. I've begun replanting, but it will take time and effort to regrow.]

[And in case you're wondering, it's not the village on the other side of the river. I think you'll find them lovely, if you ever see them.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Well where the fuck am i suppsoed to live now.

Their stomach growls

And where am i gonna get fucking food

[lovedhousehold]

[Well what do you eat? My home has a spare room, and I'm sure I could arrange something. My son is a skilled hunter, though he lacks discipline.]

.Bel chuckles.

[If you require a high-energy diet, I need the same thing. A lot of my energy goes into my power, so I have to eat a lot of specific meals and potions in order to stay healthy.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

They look around nervously.

I also hunt. Um. Humans. I eat humans.

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel makes a noise of acknowledgment, nodding their head.

[I could get Lualle to make a nutrient supplement, if you'd like. It won't be quite the exact thing, but if we put it on a steak or something. Or doesn't human meat taste like chicken? I think I had it once.. when I was younger. Either way, we can work with that.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uh. Why can’t i just eat humans

[lovedhousehold]

[Well- my son, he typically eats human meat as well. However, humans are... different from most species. It is in their nature to care about others, and only the most cruel exploit the world around them in the way that we have witnessed. I would permit it if you were to consume the one who did this to our forest, of course, but if you were to come live with me like I suggested, eating just any human would be unjust.]

[Of course, I understand your dietary needs, and if you are attached to your current diet, I'd direct you to a few good places that could use some.. culling, but the way I suggested is more convenient]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk chuckles

I eat the brain matter of the vile, not the kindhearted.

It coughs

Uhhhh anyway.

I could live with you. As long as you aren’t worried about that spare room getting dirty.

[lovedhousehold]

[Oh, you have not met my son. He tracks mud everywhere. And when his sibling's home? Oh don't get me started.]

.Bel smiles.

[You'll fit right in. Do you want help gathering your things?]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uh. Sure.

The inside of the cave just has a nest in it, and a corner with a lot of blood. ‘The eating corner.’ There’s a sort of doorway that leads further in, but other than that all of its possessions seem to be located in the large nest structure.

[lovedhousehold]

[So tell me, what part of the human do you eat? My son needed the heart and the brain, though he'd also drain them of their lifeforce and eat that. When I tried human, I mostly ate the flesh and a few internal organs. You said something about "brain matter"?]

.Bel begins gathering things from the nest in their arms, handling each item carefully.

[thethinginthewoods]

I bite their heads clean off. I know, weird seeing as i don’t really have a mouth.

Their face transforms and they have a wide and toothy maw, and then they close it and there’s no sign of it.

I eat their head organs, and their mind.

[lovedhousehold]

[Interesting.]

.Bel seems genuinely fascinated by this.

[You are truly a wonderous species. My name is Bel. And you?]

[thethinginthewoods]

Oh uhhhh. I don’t have a name. But humans started callin me skulk at some point. Kinda stuck, i guess.

[lovedhousehold]

[Well, do you like the name Skulk? My friend, she named herself, and it took quite a while to find a name that fit her. Perhaps it's the same logic for you?]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk shrugs

I don’t really care. Skulk works.

[lovedhousehold]

[Names are a wonderful thing. It seems like such a wonderful thing, to be able to choose your own name. My name was chosen along with my role in this world. It is as old as time itself, and I've never seen the need to change it. But it seems so nice to be able to decide who you are.]

.Bel ends up levitating some of the items that didn't fit in their arms.

[Do you want to take the nest with us?]

[thethinginthewoods]

alright. Uh. There’s. A river nearby. And I’m fucking thirsty. And hungry. But i don’t think there’s any people nearby sooo.

Skulk walks through the cut down forest to a river which is located by a meadow.

[lovedhousehold]

.A relatively average sized house is lying by the river, a masked mothlike person sitting on the porch, reading a book. He stops and looks up at Skulk, and waves.

[thethinginthewoods]

OH FUCK

Skulk runs back to their cave

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel enters his house, and comes out with a small plate of food, floating over to the cave Skulk had entered.

[Hello? I'm not intending to harm. I brought some food if you'd like it.]

[thethinginthewoods]

oh my god. He is not leaving. Whatdoido-

Skulk slowly walks over and peeks at moth man

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel sets the plate on the ground, scoots it towards Skulk, and sits on the floor.

[I assure you it's safe.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk squints it’s one eye at Bel and looks at the plate.

I can’t eat that shit

[lovedhousehold]

[Oh! Apologies, I should have considered that. Are you carnivorous? My son's the same way. I can run and get something for you?]

.Bel picks the plate back up, standing again.

[thethinginthewoods]

I don’t. Eat regular meat.

Skulk steps out of the cave.

What the fuck happened to the forest

[lovedhousehold]

[A town has been needing materials for the recent insurgence of residents. You know how mortals can get, always taking what they need and leaving nothing for the rest of us. I've begun replanting, but it will take time and effort to regrow.]

[And in case you're wondering, it's not the village on the other side of the river. I think you'll find them lovely, if you ever see them.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Well where the fuck am i suppsoed to live now.

Their stomach growls

And where am i gonna get fucking food

[lovedhousehold]

[Well what do you eat? My home has a spare room, and I'm sure I could arrange something. My son is a skilled hunter, though he lacks discipline.]

.Bel chuckles.

[If you require a high-energy diet, I need the same thing. A lot of my energy goes into my power, so I have to eat a lot of specific meals and potions in order to stay healthy.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

They look around nervously.

I also hunt. Um. Humans. I eat humans.

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel makes a noise of acknowledgment, nodding their head.

[I could get Lualle to make a nutrient supplement, if you'd like. It won't be quite the exact thing, but if we put it on a steak or something. Or doesn't human meat taste like chicken? I think I had it once.. when I was younger. Either way, we can work with that.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uh. Why can’t i just eat humans

[lovedhousehold]

[Well- my son, he typically eats human meat as well. However, humans are... different from most species. It is in their nature to care about others, and only the most cruel exploit the world around them in the way that we have witnessed. I would permit it if you were to consume the one who did this to our forest, of course, but if you were to come live with me like I suggested, eating just any human would be unjust.]

[Of course, I understand your dietary needs, and if you are attached to your current diet, I'd direct you to a few good places that could use some.. culling, but the way I suggested is more convenient]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk chuckles

I eat the brain matter of the vile, not the kindhearted.

It coughs

Uhhhh anyway.

I could live with you. As long as you aren’t worried about that spare room getting dirty.

[lovedhousehold]

[Oh, you have not met my son. He tracks mud everywhere. And when his sibling's home? Oh don't get me started.]

.Bel smiles.

[You'll fit right in. Do you want help gathering your things?]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uh. Sure.

The inside of the cave just has a nest in it, and a corner with a lot of blood. ‘The eating corner.’ There’s a sort of doorway that leads further in, but other than that all of its possessions seem to be located in the large nest structure.

[lovedhousehold]

[So tell me, what part of the human do you eat? My son needed the heart and the brain, though he'd also drain them of their lifeforce and eat that. When I tried human, I mostly ate the flesh and a few internal organs. You said something about "brain matter"?]

.Bel begins gathering things from the nest in their arms, handling each item carefully.

[thethinginthewoods]

I bite their heads clean off. I know, weird seeing as i don’t really have a mouth.

Their face transforms and they have a wide and toothy maw, and then they close it and there’s no sign of it.

I eat their head organs, and their mind.

[lovedhousehold]

[Interesting.]

.Bel seems genuinely fascinated by this.

[You are truly a wonderous species. My name is Bel. And you?]

[thethinginthewoods]

Oh uhhhh. I don’t have a name. But humans started callin me skulk at some point. Kinda stuck, i guess.

[lovedhousehold]

[Well, do you like the name Skulk? My friend, she named herself, and it took quite a while to find a name that fit her. Perhaps it's the same logic for you?]

[lovedhousehold]

IM NOT BEING RUDE WHAT IJ THE FUCK IS THAT - SCAR ANON (

[We don't judge people off their appearance, they seem like a very kind-hearted person, and will likely fit in just right.]

[thethinginthewoods]

alright. Uh. There’s. A river nearby. And I’m fucking thirsty. And hungry. But i don’t think there’s any people nearby sooo.

Skulk walks through the cut down forest to a river which is located by a meadow.

[lovedhousehold]

.A relatively average sized house is lying by the river, a masked mothlike person sitting on the porch, reading a book. He stops and looks up at Skulk, and waves.

[thethinginthewoods]

OH FUCK

Skulk runs back to their cave

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel enters his house, and comes out with a small plate of food, floating over to the cave Skulk had entered.

[Hello? I'm not intending to harm. I brought some food if you'd like it.]

[thethinginthewoods]

oh my god. He is not leaving. Whatdoido-

Skulk slowly walks over and peeks at moth man

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel sets the plate on the ground, scoots it towards Skulk, and sits on the floor.

[I assure you it's safe.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk squints it’s one eye at Bel and looks at the plate.

I can’t eat that shit

[lovedhousehold]

[Oh! Apologies, I should have considered that. Are you carnivorous? My son's the same way. I can run and get something for you?]

.Bel picks the plate back up, standing again.

[thethinginthewoods]

I don’t. Eat regular meat.

Skulk steps out of the cave.

What the fuck happened to the forest

[lovedhousehold]

[A town has been needing materials for the recent insurgence of residents. You know how mortals can get, always taking what they need and leaving nothing for the rest of us. I've begun replanting, but it will take time and effort to regrow.]

[And in case you're wondering, it's not the village on the other side of the river. I think you'll find them lovely, if you ever see them.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Well where the fuck am i suppsoed to live now.

Their stomach growls

And where am i gonna get fucking food

[lovedhousehold]

[Well what do you eat? My home has a spare room, and I'm sure I could arrange something. My son is a skilled hunter, though he lacks discipline.]

.Bel chuckles.

[If you require a high-energy diet, I need the same thing. A lot of my energy goes into my power, so I have to eat a lot of specific meals and potions in order to stay healthy.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

They look around nervously.

I also hunt. Um. Humans. I eat humans.

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel makes a noise of acknowledgment, nodding their head.

[I could get Lualle to make a nutrient supplement, if you'd like. It won't be quite the exact thing, but if we put it on a steak or something. Or doesn't human meat taste like chicken? I think I had it once.. when I was younger. Either way, we can work with that.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uh. Why can’t i just eat humans

[lovedhousehold]

[Well- my son, he typically eats human meat as well. However, humans are... different from most species. It is in their nature to care about others, and only the most cruel exploit the world around them in the way that we have witnessed. I would permit it if you were to consume the one who did this to our forest, of course, but if you were to come live with me like I suggested, eating just any human would be unjust.]

[Of course, I understand your dietary needs, and if you are attached to your current diet, I'd direct you to a few good places that could use some.. culling, but the way I suggested is more convenient]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk chuckles

I eat the brain matter of the vile, not the kindhearted.

It coughs

Uhhhh anyway.

I could live with you. As long as you aren’t worried about that spare room getting dirty.

[lovedhousehold]

[Oh, you have not met my son. He tracks mud everywhere. And when his sibling's home? Oh don't get me started.]

.Bel smiles.

[You'll fit right in. Do you want help gathering your things?]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uh. Sure.

The inside of the cave just has a nest in it, and a corner with a lot of blood. ‘The eating corner.’ There’s a sort of doorway that leads further in, but other than that all of its possessions seem to be located in the large nest structure.

[lovedhousehold]

[So tell me, what part of the human do you eat? My son needed the heart and the brain, though he'd also drain them of their lifeforce and eat that. When I tried human, I mostly ate the flesh and a few internal organs. You said something about "brain matter"?]

.Bel begins gathering things from the nest in their arms, handling each item carefully.

[thethinginthewoods]

I bite their heads clean off. I know, weird seeing as i don’t really have a mouth.

Their face transforms and they have a wide and toothy maw, and then they close it and there’s no sign of it.

I eat their head organs, and their mind.

[lovedhousehold]

[Interesting.]

.Bel seems genuinely fascinated by this.

[You are truly a wonderous species. My name is Bel. And you?]

[lovedhousehold]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING -scar anon

[Don't be mean, Scar. This is- oh I haven't asked their name yet! I'll have to do that.]

[On this train of thought, I haven't introduced myself, either.]

[thethinginthewoods]

alright. Uh. There’s. A river nearby. And I’m fucking thirsty. And hungry. But i don’t think there’s any people nearby sooo.

Skulk walks through the cut down forest to a river which is located by a meadow.

[lovedhousehold]

.A relatively average sized house is lying by the river, a masked mothlike person sitting on the porch, reading a book. He stops and looks up at Skulk, and waves.

[thethinginthewoods]

OH FUCK

Skulk runs back to their cave

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel enters his house, and comes out with a small plate of food, floating over to the cave Skulk had entered.

[Hello? I'm not intending to harm. I brought some food if you'd like it.]

[thethinginthewoods]

oh my god. He is not leaving. Whatdoido-

Skulk slowly walks over and peeks at moth man

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel sets the plate on the ground, scoots it towards Skulk, and sits on the floor.

[I assure you it's safe.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk squints it’s one eye at Bel and looks at the plate.

I can’t eat that shit

[lovedhousehold]

[Oh! Apologies, I should have considered that. Are you carnivorous? My son's the same way. I can run and get something for you?]

.Bel picks the plate back up, standing again.

[thethinginthewoods]

I don’t. Eat regular meat.

Skulk steps out of the cave.

What the fuck happened to the forest

[lovedhousehold]

[A town has been needing materials for the recent insurgence of residents. You know how mortals can get, always taking what they need and leaving nothing for the rest of us. I've begun replanting, but it will take time and effort to regrow.]

[And in case you're wondering, it's not the village on the other side of the river. I think you'll find them lovely, if you ever see them.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Well where the fuck am i suppsoed to live now.

Their stomach growls

And where am i gonna get fucking food

[lovedhousehold]

[Well what do you eat? My home has a spare room, and I'm sure I could arrange something. My son is a skilled hunter, though he lacks discipline.]

.Bel chuckles.

[If you require a high-energy diet, I need the same thing. A lot of my energy goes into my power, so I have to eat a lot of specific meals and potions in order to stay healthy.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

They look around nervously.

I also hunt. Um. Humans. I eat humans.

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel makes a noise of acknowledgment, nodding their head.

[I could get Lualle to make a nutrient supplement, if you'd like. It won't be quite the exact thing, but if we put it on a steak or something. Or doesn't human meat taste like chicken? I think I had it once.. when I was younger. Either way, we can work with that.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uh. Why can’t i just eat humans

[lovedhousehold]

[Well- my son, he typically eats human meat as well. However, humans are... different from most species. It is in their nature to care about others, and only the most cruel exploit the world around them in the way that we have witnessed. I would permit it if you were to consume the one who did this to our forest, of course, but if you were to come live with me like I suggested, eating just any human would be unjust.]

[Of course, I understand your dietary needs, and if you are attached to your current diet, I'd direct you to a few good places that could use some.. culling, but the way I suggested is more convenient]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk chuckles

I eat the brain matter of the vile, not the kindhearted.

It coughs

Uhhhh anyway.

I could live with you. As long as you aren’t worried about that spare room getting dirty.

[lovedhousehold]

[Oh, you have not met my son. He tracks mud everywhere. And when his sibling's home? Oh don't get me started.]

.Bel smiles.

[You'll fit right in. Do you want help gathering your things?]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uh. Sure.

The inside of the cave just has a nest in it, and a corner with a lot of blood. ‘The eating corner.’ There’s a sort of doorway that leads further in, but other than that all of its possessions seem to be located in the large nest structure.

[lovedhousehold]

[So tell me, what part of the human do you eat? My son needed the heart and the brain, though he'd also drain them of their lifeforce and eat that. When I tried human, I mostly ate the flesh and a few internal organs. You said something about "brain matter"?]

.Bel begins gathering things from the nest in their arms, handling each item carefully.

[thethinginthewoods]

alright. Uh. There’s. A river nearby. And I’m fucking thirsty. And hungry. But i don’t think there’s any people nearby sooo.

Skulk walks through the cut down forest to a river which is located by a meadow.

[lovedhousehold]

.A relatively average sized house is lying by the river, a masked mothlike person sitting on the porch, reading a book. He stops and looks up at Skulk, and waves.

[thethinginthewoods]

OH FUCK

Skulk runs back to their cave

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel enters his house, and comes out with a small plate of food, floating over to the cave Skulk had entered.

[Hello? I'm not intending to harm. I brought some food if you'd like it.]

[thethinginthewoods]

oh my god. He is not leaving. Whatdoido-

Skulk slowly walks over and peeks at moth man

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel sets the plate on the ground, scoots it towards Skulk, and sits on the floor.

[I assure you it's safe.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk squints it’s one eye at Bel and looks at the plate.

I can’t eat that shit

[lovedhousehold]

[Oh! Apologies, I should have considered that. Are you carnivorous? My son's the same way. I can run and get something for you?]

.Bel picks the plate back up, standing again.

[thethinginthewoods]

I don’t. Eat regular meat.

Skulk steps out of the cave.

What the fuck happened to the forest

[lovedhousehold]

[A town has been needing materials for the recent insurgence of residents. You know how mortals can get, always taking what they need and leaving nothing for the rest of us. I've begun replanting, but it will take time and effort to regrow.]

[And in case you're wondering, it's not the village on the other side of the river. I think you'll find them lovely, if you ever see them.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Well where the fuck am i suppsoed to live now.

Their stomach growls

And where am i gonna get fucking food

[lovedhousehold]

[Well what do you eat? My home has a spare room, and I'm sure I could arrange something. My son is a skilled hunter, though he lacks discipline.]

.Bel chuckles.

[If you require a high-energy diet, I need the same thing. A lot of my energy goes into my power, so I have to eat a lot of specific meals and potions in order to stay healthy.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

They look around nervously.

I also hunt. Um. Humans. I eat humans.

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel makes a noise of acknowledgment, nodding their head.

[I could get Lualle to make a nutrient supplement, if you'd like. It won't be quite the exact thing, but if we put it on a steak or something. Or doesn't human meat taste like chicken? I think I had it once.. when I was younger. Either way, we can work with that.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uh. Why can’t i just eat humans

[lovedhousehold]

[Well- my son, he typically eats human meat as well. However, humans are... different from most species. It is in their nature to care about others, and only the most cruel exploit the world around them in the way that we have witnessed. I would permit it if you were to consume the one who did this to our forest, of course, but if you were to come live with me like I suggested, eating just any human would be unjust.]

[Of course, I understand your dietary needs, and if you are attached to your current diet, I'd direct you to a few good places that could use some.. culling, but the way I suggested is more convenient]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk chuckles

I eat the brain matter of the vile, not the kindhearted.

It coughs

Uhhhh anyway.

I could live with you. As long as you aren’t worried about that spare room getting dirty.

[lovedhousehold]

[Oh, you have not met my son. He tracks mud everywhere. And when his sibling's home? Oh don't get me started.]

.Bel smiles.

[You'll fit right in. Do you want help gathering your things?]

[thethinginthewoods]

alright. Uh. There’s. A river nearby. And I’m fucking thirsty. And hungry. But i don’t think there’s any people nearby sooo.

Skulk walks through the cut down forest to a river which is located by a meadow.

[lovedhousehold]

.A relatively average sized house is lying by the river, a masked mothlike person sitting on the porch, reading a book. He stops and looks up at Skulk, and waves.

[thethinginthewoods]

OH FUCK

Skulk runs back to their cave

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel enters his house, and comes out with a small plate of food, floating over to the cave Skulk had entered.

[Hello? I'm not intending to harm. I brought some food if you'd like it.]

[thethinginthewoods]

oh my god. He is not leaving. Whatdoido-

Skulk slowly walks over and peeks at moth man

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel sets the plate on the ground, scoots it towards Skulk, and sits on the floor.

[I assure you it's safe.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk squints it’s one eye at Bel and looks at the plate.

I can’t eat that shit

[lovedhousehold]

[Oh! Apologies, I should have considered that. Are you carnivorous? My son's the same way. I can run and get something for you?]

.Bel picks the plate back up, standing again.

[thethinginthewoods]

I don’t. Eat regular meat.

Skulk steps out of the cave.

What the fuck happened to the forest

[lovedhousehold]

[A town has been needing materials for the recent insurgence of residents. You know how mortals can get, always taking what they need and leaving nothing for the rest of us. I've begun replanting, but it will take time and effort to regrow.]

[And in case you're wondering, it's not the village on the other side of the river. I think you'll find them lovely, if you ever see them.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Well where the fuck am i suppsoed to live now.

Their stomach growls

And where am i gonna get fucking food

[lovedhousehold]

[Well what do you eat? My home has a spare room, and I'm sure I could arrange something. My son is a skilled hunter, though he lacks discipline.]

.Bel chuckles.

[If you require a high-energy diet, I need the same thing. A lot of my energy goes into my power, so I have to eat a lot of specific meals and potions in order to stay healthy.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

They look around nervously.

I also hunt. Um. Humans. I eat humans.

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel makes a noise of acknowledgment, nodding their head.

[I could get Lualle to make a nutrient supplement, if you'd like. It won't be quite the exact thing, but if we put it on a steak or something. Or doesn't human meat taste like chicken? I think I had it once.. when I was younger. Either way, we can work with that.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uh. Why can’t i just eat humans

[lovedhousehold]

[Well- my son, he typically eats human meat as well. However, humans are... different from most species. It is in their nature to care about others, and only the most cruel exploit the world around them in the way that we have witnessed. I would permit it if you were to consume the one who did this to our forest, of course, but if you were to come live with me like I suggested, eating just any human would be unjust.]

[Of course, I understand your dietary needs, and if you are attached to your current diet, I'd direct you to a few good places that could use some.. culling, but the way I suggested is more convenient]

[thethinginthewoods]

alright. Uh. There’s. A river nearby. And I’m fucking thirsty. And hungry. But i don’t think there’s any people nearby sooo.

Skulk walks through the cut down forest to a river which is located by a meadow.

[lovedhousehold]

.A relatively average sized house is lying by the river, a masked mothlike person sitting on the porch, reading a book. He stops and looks up at Skulk, and waves.

[thethinginthewoods]

OH FUCK

Skulk runs back to their cave

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel enters his house, and comes out with a small plate of food, floating over to the cave Skulk had entered.

[Hello? I'm not intending to harm. I brought some food if you'd like it.]

[thethinginthewoods]

oh my god. He is not leaving. Whatdoido-

Skulk slowly walks over and peeks at moth man

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel sets the plate on the ground, scoots it towards Skulk, and sits on the floor.

[I assure you it's safe.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk squints it’s one eye at Bel and looks at the plate.

I can’t eat that shit

[lovedhousehold]

[Oh! Apologies, I should have considered that. Are you carnivorous? My son's the same way. I can run and get something for you?]

.Bel picks the plate back up, standing again.

[thethinginthewoods]

I don’t. Eat regular meat.

Skulk steps out of the cave.

What the fuck happened to the forest

[lovedhousehold]

[A town has been needing materials for the recent insurgence of residents. You know how mortals can get, always taking what they need and leaving nothing for the rest of us. I've begun replanting, but it will take time and effort to regrow.]

[And in case you're wondering, it's not the village on the other side of the river. I think you'll find them lovely, if you ever see them.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Well where the fuck am i suppsoed to live now.

Their stomach growls

And where am i gonna get fucking food

[lovedhousehold]

[Well what do you eat? My home has a spare room, and I'm sure I could arrange something. My son is a skilled hunter, though he lacks discipline.]

.Bel chuckles.

[If you require a high-energy diet, I need the same thing. A lot of my energy goes into my power, so I have to eat a lot of specific meals and potions in order to stay healthy.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

They look around nervously.

I also hunt. Um. Humans. I eat humans.

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel makes a noise of acknowledgment, nodding their head.

[I could get Lualle to make a nutrient supplement, if you'd like. It won't be quite the exact thing, but if we put it on a steak or something. Or doesn't human meat taste like chicken? I think I had it once.. when I was younger. Either way, we can work with that.]

[thethinginthewoods]

alright. Uh. There’s. A river nearby. And I’m fucking thirsty. And hungry. But i don’t think there’s any people nearby sooo.

Skulk walks through the cut down forest to a river which is located by a meadow.

[lovedhousehold]

.A relatively average sized house is lying by the river, a masked mothlike person sitting on the porch, reading a book. He stops and looks up at Skulk, and waves.

[thethinginthewoods]

OH FUCK

Skulk runs back to their cave

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel enters his house, and comes out with a small plate of food, floating over to the cave Skulk had entered.

[Hello? I'm not intending to harm. I brought some food if you'd like it.]

[thethinginthewoods]

oh my god. He is not leaving. Whatdoido-

Skulk slowly walks over and peeks at moth man

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel sets the plate on the ground, scoots it towards Skulk, and sits on the floor.

[I assure you it's safe.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk squints it’s one eye at Bel and looks at the plate.

I can’t eat that shit

[lovedhousehold]

[Oh! Apologies, I should have considered that. Are you carnivorous? My son's the same way. I can run and get something for you?]

.Bel picks the plate back up, standing again.

[thethinginthewoods]

I don’t. Eat regular meat.

Skulk steps out of the cave.

What the fuck happened to the forest

[lovedhousehold]

[A town has been needing materials for the recent insurgence of residents. You know how mortals can get, always taking what they need and leaving nothing for the rest of us. I've begun replanting, but it will take time and effort to regrow.]

[And in case you're wondering, it's not the village on the other side of the river. I think you'll find them lovely, if you ever see them.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Well where the fuck am i suppsoed to live now.

Their stomach growls

And where am i gonna get fucking food

[lovedhousehold]

[Well what do you eat? My home has a spare room, and I'm sure I could arrange something. My son is a skilled hunter, though he lacks discipline.]

.Bel chuckles.

[If you require a high-energy diet, I need the same thing. A lot of my energy goes into my power, so I have to eat a lot of specific meals and potions in order to stay healthy.]

[thethinginthewoods]

alright. Uh. There’s. A river nearby. And I’m fucking thirsty. And hungry. But i don’t think there’s any people nearby sooo.

Skulk walks through the cut down forest to a river which is located by a meadow.

[lovedhousehold]

.A relatively average sized house is lying by the river, a masked mothlike person sitting on the porch, reading a book. He stops and looks up at Skulk, and waves.

[thethinginthewoods]

OH FUCK

Skulk runs back to their cave

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel enters his house, and comes out with a small plate of food, floating over to the cave Skulk had entered.

[Hello? I'm not intending to harm. I brought some food if you'd like it.]

[thethinginthewoods]

oh my god. He is not leaving. Whatdoido-

Skulk slowly walks over and peeks at moth man

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel sets the plate on the ground, scoots it towards Skulk, and sits on the floor.

[I assure you it's safe.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk squints it’s one eye at Bel and looks at the plate.

I can’t eat that shit

[lovedhousehold]

[Oh! Apologies, I should have considered that. Are you carnivorous? My son's the same way. I can run and get something for you?]

.Bel picks the plate back up, standing again.

[thethinginthewoods]

I don’t. Eat regular meat.

Skulk steps out of the cave.

What the fuck happened to the forest

[lovedhousehold]

[A town has been needing materials for the recent insurgence of residents. You know how mortals can get, always taking what they need and leaving nothing for the rest of us. I've begun replanting, but it will take time and effort to regrow.]

[And in case you're wondering, it's not the village on the other side of the river. I think you'll find them lovely, if you ever see them.]

[thethinginthewoods]

alright. Uh. There’s. A river nearby. And I’m fucking thirsty. And hungry. But i don’t think there’s any people nearby sooo.

Skulk walks through the cut down forest to a river which is located by a meadow.

[lovedhousehold]

.A relatively average sized house is lying by the river, a masked mothlike person sitting on the porch, reading a book. He stops and looks up at Skulk, and waves.

[thethinginthewoods]

OH FUCK

Skulk runs back to their cave

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel enters his house, and comes out with a small plate of food, floating over to the cave Skulk had entered.

[Hello? I'm not intending to harm. I brought some food if you'd like it.]

[thethinginthewoods]

oh my god. He is not leaving. Whatdoido-

Skulk slowly walks over and peeks at moth man

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel sets the plate on the ground, scoots it towards Skulk, and sits on the floor.

[I assure you it's safe.]

[thethinginthewoods]

Skulk squints it’s one eye at Bel and looks at the plate.

I can’t eat that shit

[lovedhousehold]

[Oh! Apologies, I should have considered that. Are you carnivorous? My son's the same way. I can run and get something for you?]

.Bel picks the plate back up, standing again.

[thethinginthewoods]

alright. Uh. There’s. A river nearby. And I’m fucking thirsty. And hungry. But i don’t think there’s any people nearby sooo.

Skulk walks through the cut down forest to a river which is located by a meadow.

[lovedhousehold]

.A relatively average sized house is lying by the river, a masked mothlike person sitting on the porch, reading a book. He stops and looks up at Skulk, and waves.

[thethinginthewoods]

OH FUCK

Skulk runs back to their cave

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel enters his house, and comes out with a small plate of food, floating over to the cave Skulk had entered.

[Hello? I'm not intending to harm. I brought some food if you'd like it.]

[thethinginthewoods]

oh my god. He is not leaving. Whatdoido-

Skulk slowly walks over and peeks at moth man

[lovedhousehold]

.Bel sets the plate on the ground, scoots it towards Skulk, and sits on the floor.

[I assure you it's safe.]