character: shannon austen, 32, ditzy and bored housewife whose husband is on vacation. portrayed by brianne howey.
connection: step-son, pool boy, neighbor behind the fence, step-daughters boyfriend looking for her daughter, anything.
with husband gone on business trip, shannon could finally relax and not have to pretend to be perfect little wife to man who nearly bored her to death. really only in it for the money, though at this point, she’d rather go back to living in trailer park than deal with another year of boring s*x and being clung to his arm on business parties like a trophy. lucky for her, she only really see’s him a few days out of the month. in red with white polka dots, high waisted, push up bra bikini that hugged onto curves, the blonde ditz bats her lashes as she glances over her shoulder, settling herself down on lounge chair. ❝ if it’s no bother darling, could you apply some sunscreen on the places i can’t reach? wouldn’t wanna burn. ❞
