[thekillerscomments]

[amygdalae]

mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

[reallycoolsoup]

What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest

[amygdalae]

Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe

[paintedhen]

slay grandma @mettatonmay

[dilfatron3000]

[clippedallwings]

On the streets, such a sweet boy, jumping in town

[hardrockshrimp]

Top Bruce moment for me tbh

[imadethisacctin2023]

Aaron Paul holding two cabbage patch kids

[cyberdragoninfinity]

the thing is it really is like this. and then it doesnt stop being like this

[pumpkinboyyy]

everyone is suffering from stage 4 walt

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I wear your granddad's clothes

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I look your granddad's clothes

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I'm in your granddad's clothes

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

From that thrift shop: Granddad's Clothes

[meme-magician]

Visit Original Link

[murderofsomeone]

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

[elokitties]

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

[aletheyass]

washing machine time to human time converter online

[willgrahamscock]

UPDATE: we are making things even worse soon!

[willgrahamscock]

so any bigger blog reblogging your post just makes it automatically their post because of their reach

[feeshies]

One thing I noticed after listening to hours of dragon age banter is that so many conversations start with Person A posing a question to Person B, but the question has no subject like B is just supposed to know what A is talking about right off the bat.

[feeshies]

So instead of: Person A: why do you keep slapping your nuts?

It’s like: Person A: you keep slapping them. Person B: slapping what? Person A: your nuts. why?

[feeshies]

I was just a few winks away from falling asleep, but I had to shine the light of my phone into my eyes one last time because I thought of this absolute banger™ of a post.

This couldn’t wait, I guess.

[evilvarric666-archive]

I love how Dragon Age basically forces you to have deep personal conversations in public where everyone you know can see & hear you, and therefore all affinity conversations have the general feel of baring your soul in a mall food court.

[evilvarric666-archive]

*standing in line at Orange Julius* that's crazy Alistair I never would have guessed you were a virgin.