blinkbrain

woman of a certain age (29)

[avantgarden-er]

ilya voice Wisconsin

[sidsledge]

✦ SOBEL & WINTERS // “Sympathy is a knife” ‐ Charli XCX.

Captain Sobel. We salute the rank, not the man.

[elokitties]

THE BITING GNATS ARE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[averagesquire]

Shane but in a shirt that reads “ruff rider” only it’s a pug with its tongue out.

ilya voice moya lyubov he's just like you

I love the idea of Ilya buying Shane tshirts that are absolutely stupid, barely sensical phrases (like minion meme type shit) and Shane being like baby i am never going to fucking wear this. But then when he's out of sleep shirts and there's only this ugly ass shirt that Ilya got him, he's gonna fucking wear it.

[elokitties]

[fyeahhollanov]

hudsonwilliamsofficial CSA’sssssssssssssss 🌟

[killrockstar]

equating youth with beauty will never be a feminist take no matter how you spin it 😍😍😍 #fuckbotox

[elokitties]

[avantgarden-er]

Me still being a puckslut at an ottawa centaurs game cause i still want gay guys Bad

[avantgarden-er]

Sorry the giant horse with red laser eyes did something to the plane in the long game. Yeah we don’t know how long it will be

[avantgarden-er]

@fujoshane

[smokingrozanov]

Do u guys think Shane and Ilya make fun of the rest of the gay hockey society because they all got normcore boyfriends who make $40k a year

[smokingrozanov]

Shane: I mean I guess Fabian is an entrepreneur that’s gotta count for something right?

Ilya: [barely listening] yeah for sure. Should I buy this Rolls-Royce in yellow or red?

Shane: The yellow will clash with our garage.

[elokitties]

[hollanderthoughts]

Salt in the wound, cock in the hole, life goes on

[squigglyworms]

love the end of the two towers where gandalf looks into the sunset talking bout "yea frodo had to go it alone it was his destiny and there is no changing it he will be ok 😌✨" and aragorn is like "sam went with him btw" and gandalf is like "oh fuck thank god"

[eclipxium]

president of each other's fanclub (1, 2)

[fujoshane]

hayden should be inhumanely euthanized in unrivaled

[fujoshane]

i'm your mutual who is covered in a mysterious black tar and pops out from behind the dumpster at winkie's diner in this recurring dream you have