* NO LIES

4 am knows all your secrets and so do I, darlings.

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Most likely to: end up on a most wanted list

So considering how obvious my first superlative was, I decided to make another one. This being the one to end up on an America’s most wanted list, whether it be for killing or merely interfering with real Detectives while they attempt to get their job done. If anything, you’d hinder the investigation honey. You may think no one notices you skulking around campus young Tommy, but I do and I see you, attempting to be a Fred Jones when you’re definitely more of a Scrappy Puppy. Please take my advice and just stop before you end up getting someone else killed, I mean surely the killer wouldn’t go after you, we wouldn’t be that lucky. I am looking forward to seeing your photo plastered all over the news one day when you finally snap and hold up a bank for attention.

@tommybrax

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Most likely: end up on Maury

Now, I feel this is my most obvious superlative so far, I mean who didn’t see this future coming for Jayce but sometimes, I like to be a little obvious myself. I’m almost as transparent as Jayce is sometimes.

So this one goes out to you, Jaycie boy, you’re the one who is most likely to end up with a millage of baby mama’s and probably be sending out those monthly child support checks each month with daddies money, of course. Since I can’t ever see you doing anything for yourself except wasting away your trust fund. So congratulations Jayce, I really look forward to your episodes of Maury.

@jaycetheron

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Most likely: Becky with the good hair

Since I find most of you all so impossibly boring, I’ve decided to have my own fun. I’ll be giving out a new superlative each day. Don’t expect them to be full of the warm fuzzies and rose colored glasses, oh no... these will be calling you all out for what you are. Now the very first honor goes to none other then Lola James, for most likely being the woman mentioned in a Beyonce or Taylor Swift song. Seems little Miss only holds interest in a male once he’s been inside another. Is that any way to live your life, Lola? And all you other girls, hold onto any male you have your eye on because Miss. James will swoop in to get her fill once she finds out your have an interest.

@lolajamcs

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really? jayce leaving the party with spencer? then having a late night rendezvous with lola? he might as well test himself for every std under the sun

“Honestly what do you ladies see in Jayce? I look at him and I can basically see the crabs crawling off his body but maybe you other boys need to step up your game before he’s made his way through the entire female population? And honey’s, please have a little more self respect, no respecting woman would sleep with someone so basic. I do have to ask though? Does he smell like Acqua di Gio? The pheromone scent of every fuckboy.”

@jaycetheron @lolajamcs @suspensefulspencer

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My, my, my who would’ve thought that so many secrets could be held within the pages of a simple diary? I know I didn’t, until I started reading through Rene’s precious little black book. Seemed she and Bobby knew a lot of the people about the people around these here parts and I cannot wait to expose every single one of you, that is unless you keep me occupied with other things. Start betraying each other darlings, I want to see you all burn.

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My, my have you heard the news babies? Poor little Robert Cavanaugh, wasn’t he just so handsome? Such a promising future? But all those lies and deceits, I can’t imagine how you all feel. I know, right? You must be so shocked to see me? But I am here and I know everything about all of you, every single little dark secret that you’ve tried so very hard to hide away and I will be revealing them, unless you do as I say of course... and I won’t be working alone, just wait until you met my partner, they are to die for.