im a mess

im mia and i have a lot of unfinished shit to do.

[chewedcorn]

Thanks, Apple. I’ll let her know.

[gownegirl]

101 Greatest Screenplays of the 21st Century (so far) according to the WGA ↳ #100 - Legally Blonde (2001) | Screenplay by Karen McCullah Lutz & Kirsten Smith, Based on the Book by Amanda Brown

[missreinarabbit]

[sar-per]

[transmascfrankiero]

[yourbucky084-deactivated2022081]

me rn 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[everythingfox]

“Buttercup is ready for the Minnesota winter”

(Source)

[everythingfox]

same

[stranger-nightmare]

https://www.tiktok.com/@number1ayostan/video/7048664090687868165?_t=8OkvU55m2Sk&_r=1

This just came up on my TikTok and it has me in a chokehold

Bruh the way he says “we’re just getting started” fuck me up bestie I JUST woke up and now I’m HORNY AS HELL😤😮‍💨

I wish it was Matt that had me in a chokehold but I guess this TikTok will have to do🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m adding the TikTok here so everyone else can enjoy this yummy goodness, thank you for sharing it my love!!✨🖤💫

- Hope🐝

[everythingfox]

“My harp session turned into a Disney movie”

(Source)

[the-goldengirls]

[penis-hilton]

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

[thedarkmatteralchemist]

Betty White, last of the jedi.

[jurassic-parks-and-rex]

Rest in Peace.

[everythingfox]

Ready for cuddles

(via)

[everythingfox]

(via)

[murdockarchive]

the intensification of :[

[deaddolin]

where are the milfs.

[blackpyrefly]

spending time with their kids. its the holidays.

[everythingfox]

“His favorite place is his bed.”

(Source)

[gatoru]

the last two weeks of the year are always so weird wtf

[mhtyr]

"sorry English is not my first language" I say. As if I make any sense in my first language

[everythingfox]

“2yo son walking our 1yo puppers. Probably just me but I can’t get enough.”

(Source)

[write-on-world]

[for-the-freaks-and-geeks]