#woogie

[vanivanvanilla]

here’s some lifesteal textposts that have been sitting in my drafts

[censorie]

here there be textposts

[calyssmarviss]

as per request

[hardsellingit]

woogie saw that lukey'd named a polar bear after him on bitsmp awwwwwwww and he said he's gonna name an artic fox after him on lifesteal <3

[mikaikaika]

Clownpierce uhh *checks notes* choking Pili dtowncat

[x-bee-x]

Have some beautifully flustered Lukey thanks to Fitmc (here you go @icecats3)

[hushberry]

my lil icy guys. woogie and lukey.

[am-i-apholocinthus]

it's my logic, don't question it (or you could, just don't take me out on that)

I had an idea, these silly thoughts of family structure.

So, here's the thing, in my other post I made Planet and Wifies brothers, in my view they are twins but Planet is definitely older than Wifies. They are the Fluxarata's (Saparata and Fluixon) characters children. Following that line, it makes both Planet and Wifies some sort of relatives to the whole Aculon Family that'd been going on. On this note, I realized what about Saparata's family? As I'm trying to work out some miracle of who is who, I read a comment in my post and it says this;

and yk what? that actually makes sense in my head and now I am placing Leo as Saparata's father (don't know who the other parent could be). Now with this setup I have at least one person in Saparata's background. This is where the little fun thing comes.

I decided to downs it all and went back to this list (from Pangi in YouTube);

Since Ash was the bride, that makes Branzy and Clown his parents. If you haven't seen this post right here, I have also thrown Wemmbu and Flame into the mix (by mix, I meant as Clownzy's children).

Why did I say this is a little fun thing? Because if Leo is Saparata's father then I cannot have Woogie being related to Leo, why? Then the marriage between Parrot and Ash cannot possibly happen and I still want it to occur here!!

Initially, I thought if I make Leo as Saparata's father then Woogie can be Saparata's brother, but then I remember that Parrot and Ash will be getting married and it won't work out. Now, if you see it like this you'll think, 'they can work out because neither Branzy nor Clown is related to Saparata and Fluixon,' no, I'll stop you right there. I'd like to think that Branzy is related to one of them and by appearance I will choose Fluixon but in my 'that doesn't make sense' logic it would be Saparata he's related to. How?

Here's how, if I accepted Woogie as Saparata's brother I can make a connection that they're raised somewhere north (by north, I meant cold climate, a snowy biome) and then by that same location Branzy's other parent (whoever it could be) is related to them, that will make them cousins. While Branzy's other half (parent) is from the Ender dimension. An Enderian (i think the term is?).

By scraping this off, that means Parrot is related to Ash through his mom and from Ash through his dad.

orrrrrr I could go the other way around, I could spin this off once I finished piecing another idea.....

BONUS: Through the power of Enderian genes, I'd like to imagine Branzy is tall but so is Clown but in like just a few cm or an inch and Clown being about an inch taller than Branzy should result in having tall children. Starting with Wemmbu, the boy had to be tall you know, he just is. Ash had to be at least four centimeters taller than Wemmbu and Flame is just around the same height as Wemmbu probably a cm shorter. In this height thingy, I like the idea of them getting their tall genes from Branzy, not Clown, Branzy. I mean enderman's are tall they're about three blocks tall.