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Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.
This comic meant a whole lot to me. It was sincere in its depiction and treated the issue through the eyes of a grounded person. Not some godly hero saying everything is better than it seems, but a person trying his best before bringing her somewhere who can actually help.
This absolutely works and provides you free amusement
This absolutely works and provides you free amusement
NO REALLY, TRY IT. Try it with any kind of inappropriate humor. Sexist, racist, homophobic, all of it. Look at them blankly, say, “I don’t get it.” And watch the discomfort with the old timey pleasure of a rich old lady wearing pearls.
Rebloging this for the GIRLS with the nervous laughs. THIS IS FOR ALL THE UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS. For the WOMAN too humiliated to say anything.
And if you laugh in uncomfortable situations. Follow it up and ask what they mean.
Gay🍑irl
Send each other booty pics to make everyone’s day! 🍑 💕
you’ve summoned the valentines succubus
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Take my soul 💕😇
Which type am I?? (Pick 2)
Someone type me 💕
As someone with a mask fetish/kink Covid has been an interesting time, and many people when discovering I have this kink say something like “wow, you must love this” and I want everyone to know, yes I love seeing people in masks! BUT I do not love this, life’s are lost, people are left damaged for life, and miserable. When people wear masks I want them to enjoy it, view it as an honor a privledge, not something they HAVE to do for SAFETY.
So please everyone stay safe 💕 wear masks, and do what you need to, to survive.
Life of A Drone: A stock footage fragment from an early advertisement for conversion. Sweeping aside the curtain to welcome the subject into the first stage of their transformation into new existence.
Anyone know this clips actual origin? 👀 lowkey the thought of bieng secured into that chair by those women is drool worthy.
You ever think about the person you love and your heart does somersaults?
I mean my heart does them randomly? And I practically feel like I’m dying? Does that count?
Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates.
nah man your dna contains millions of years of totally random bugs, some of which don’t really change anything, some of which are rly bad and annoying, some of which miraculously make the software work better
#so I’m a bethesda game
Maybe medieval people happened upon a T-Rex fossil and came to a relatively logical conclusion that dragons existed.
I’ve read a couple books on this actually, thats exactly what happened. Also cyclops are from looking at bones from a certain type of baby elephant. The giant note hole and tiny eyes made it look like a single eye.
Yep, can confirm! And what’s even funnier to me is that back in the dark ages, Greek people used to find a lot of prehistoric bear skeletons - and those look exactly like human skeletons, except they’re like eight feet tall or something - so they naturally assumed those were the heroes of legend, and made armour and clothes for them and reburied them with the most splendid and sacred religious ceremonies they could think of? Fast forward five centuries, Athens’ all modern and rational, philosophers and scientists aren’t taking any shit from anyone - but the problem is, people will randomly find graves containing giant-ass warriors, so that’s something that can’t be explained away and yeah, demigods were a thing and yeah, they used to be eight feet tall and sorry I don’t make the rules.
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Ancient people had no idea what the bones of ancient creatures would look like or a concept of extinction. So strange bones that looked unlike modern animals were imagined based on their similarity to modern animals. A beaked dinosaur was imagined to have the head of an eagle, it’s clawed feet looked like a lion. So many mythological creatures are an assortment of different animal features, head like an X, body like a y. This may be from finding fossils which didn’t resemble any one modern animal but sort of resembled different features from various sorts of animals.
I never thought of this before!
Low key make sense especially when they say dinosaurs had feathers lol
I was drum major in my HS marching band so I played dress up with my old stuff🤍 Diapers, boots, & gloves are a hot combo, don’t ya think?🙈
See the full photoset & video on my Patreon 💕
I’ve seen this post on my dash several times now, and I must be honest, it always makes me smile for some reason! Not even sure exactly why. But I do love it 💕💕
Since Tumblr wont show me in tags…
*GivEAWlwaY TiMe*
I will be drawing a random folk to get a prize pack as a thanks for pimping my stuff.
Pack contains:
-Diapers (10 pack of assorted – in size of your choice)
- New in package adult paci
- New in package bottle
- Little sign
- Adult bib
- Colouring book and markers
- (A bunch of ABDL surprises I dont want to give away because I want recipient to have a bit of mystery)
- Candy/chocolate from Canadaland
RULES
- 1 reblog = 1 entry (likes don’t count) - (If you are a follower and you reblog I will give you an extra entry!) - will ship anywhere in the world - you must be able to recieve mail
- Draw date is July 1st 11 p.m. mountain time – draw will be done on cam if anyone wants to make sure it’s legit
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Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it!
[Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ]
[Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.]
Chuck Tingle is a gift.
OMG the summary:
Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration. Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel? Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated. Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real. This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.
We do not deserve world’s greatest author Dr. Chuck Tingle who has proved love in a true way yet again
ppl w adhd and autism reblog and add what texture is so awful it haunts your dreams its okay if its incredibly specific ill go first: scratching my nails on a car
that really cheap, tightly woven, plasticy polyester fabric that some sheets and tablecloths and certain dress shirts are made of. the kind where the creases from being folded stick up forever. it’s not quite the texture of a tarp or a dropcloth, it’s obviously woven, but something about it just feels different enough from ‘real’ fabric that i don’t want it to touch my skin.
Bland onions and herbs in broth and chalk on blackboard
Frosted glass, those colorful translucent plastic tumblers textured to look like frosted glass that every household with little kids seems to have and always serves me water in (which if this were Ancient Greece I would perceive as a grotesque violation of xenia), metal scraping against metal, toe seams on cotton socks.
Oh! And this particular blanket from every hotel bed:
These motherfuckers
how’s this for specific: there is a toy at my job that feels extra bad to the touch. it’s one of those squishy toys that you can paint and it feels TERRIBLE. it’s horrible and you have to trust me. i have not felt this texture in a year. and yet it remains with me.
Chalk being dragged along cement or anything heavy being dragged along hard textured ground, pretty much any weathered and dirty outdoor chair 😥😖
How about for a change of pace... some textures that are soothing! Or comforting!
For me,
chin stubble, reminds me of more carefree days I suppose!
The edge of non fitted bed sheets, you know the one you can just barely fit between your finger nail and finger!
And those blankets you always find at old people’s houses? Those white ones, most people find scratchy and itchy? I love them.
“Who’s Mummy’s good little girl? Yes you are!”
Well I think this answers what side of me has become more dominant now. Now I just need a cute girl I can regress. And put back in nappies. And look after. And maybe also humiliate and tie up. And then play with.
Any volunteers?
Always up for bieng regressed by anyone as cute as @littlefallenprincess
why my hand shaky
your skeleton is ready to hatch
this is so fucking ominous thank you
That’s a great idea for a comic type thing lol.
