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A poor lonesome fox, a long long way from home, but has a long long way to roam

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Getting a rejection mail for a job and they tell me that they "studied in depth [my] application"

Considering it took them 6 MONTHS to answer me, I guess they did!

[lovelyblep]

Boundary learned! Someone other than family calling me by a cutesie version of my name makes me crave bloody murder.

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*going snowboarding for the first time*

I do not control the snowboard. I go where the snowboard wants.

*sliding dangerously towards a ditch*

And what it wants is my death.

[lovelyblep]

I have survived the attempts on my life, but not without consequences. (Knees hurt)

[lovelyblep]

*going snowboarding for the first time*

I do not control the snowboard. I go where the snowboard wants.

*sliding dangerously towards a ditch*

And what it wants is my death.

[lovelyblep]

Its becoming harder and harder to do better

[lovelyblep]

"i can't possibly do better than 253"

*Does 254*

[lovelyblep]

well well well

[lovelyblep]

Its becoming harder and harder to do better

[lovelyblep]

"i can't possibly do better than 253"

*Does 254*

[lovelyblep]

Its becoming harder and harder to do better

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This is fun

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Got a new blorbo and its name is the california condor.

(og comic by the_angler_mann)

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Gotta love procrastination. I wrote all my tasks on a list, used a randomizer to choose the task I should do. Didn't like what it chose for me, so instead I did one of the other task. Mission successfully failed....?

[lovelyblep]

I've been living such a spiceless life.....

I bought curry powder today and put it on my meal, and why didn't I do that earlier? Just salt and pepper is not enough for the soul....

[lovelyblep]

In Case of Emergency: emotional support lollipop.

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I can never read DC comics ever because I prefer the collectively imagined batman and superman from tumblr. Its so silly and goofy and sometimes barely makes sense to me but it makes me smile and thats worth a lot.

[lovelyblep]

"Why are you smiling so much when looking at your phone?"

My friend just described a gruesome way to kill my character <3

[lovelyblep]

Strolling up to work like: yeah sorry I look like death. My friends and I kept each others up talking about a guy. Yeah I put him in a maid dress. Im planning his divorce. We gave him several questionable relationships. It was worth it.

[lovelyblep]

Boss looked at me and asked if I was out partying last night. Sure. Lets go with that. Yep. Partying.

[lovelyblep]

Strolling up to work like: yeah sorry I look like death. My friends and I kept each others up talking about a guy. Yeah I put him in a maid dress. Im planning his divorce. We gave him several questionable relationships. It was worth it.

[lovelyblep]

The good thing about parties is that everyone is bound to be a bit tipsy and so more understanding of graceless social moments

The bad thing about parties is that I have to go through the rest of my existence knowing I fumbled so badly and awkwardly while stone cold sober. Over cheese.