this is the funniest thing Iโve seen today, I canโt breathe

@theartofmadeline

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@lovelydani4
this is the funniest thing Iโve seen today, I canโt breathe
any man: trust me
me:
Donโt Tell Girls
โYouโre too pretty to be singleโ Why is one personโs idea of ideal aestheticism A basis for a relationship status And furthermore What is so goddamn shameful or pathetic about being single anyway Is confidence and comfort in being by oneโs self intimidating to you
โSwearing is unladylikeโ Bullshit Swears are only words And these words do not negate my intelligence, or passion, or define anything about me as a person or my character Men are never told not to swear Swear as much as you fucking want
โYour standards are too high! Just give him a chanceโ No You are invalidating a womanโs right to say no She doesnโt need to explain herself to anyone She doesnโt owe anyone anything Ever Everyone should have standards for themselves, and not feel like they need to lower them to please anyone Or be shamed for leading someone on when they know it would never work Because that happens too
โIf you dress like that, boys will get the wrong ideaโ What idea might that be? That women might actually feel beautiful and confident in their own bodies? Heaven forbid Because obviously womenโs bodies belong to everyone else except themselves
โDonโt frown - someone might be falling in love with your smile!โ Why Is it my responsibility to always smile no matter how I feel I am a human being who is allowed to experience pain, or confusion, or sorrow, or boredom Men are never criticized for having โresting bitch faceโ
โShort hair makes you look like a boy!โ This is assuming That there is one certain way for โboysโ and โgirlsโ to look Not so Some boys have long hair, some girls have short hair, some people who are both or neither also have hair Hair has no gender Humans are allowed to look different from each other and express themselves how they like Gender identity and gender expression are not the same
They arenโt โrealโ girls because they were born with a penis Anyone is a girl who says they are a girl Stop trying to undermine someoneโs identity They know themselves better than you do Anatomy and identity are different, and sometimes separate Why are you so obsessed with other peopleโs genitals anyway
โYouโre going to break a lot of hearts one dayโ Why would you ever Ever Say this to a girl A young, impressionable girl Breaking hearts is not a compliment, or a goal Coming from someone who has broken at least one From simply being honest and being myself It is a burden - a guilt that has been (mis)placed on my shoulders since childhood I never wanted to be labelled a heartbreaker simply for existing
โYou donโt want kids? Youโll change your mind one dayโ No I wonโt Even if I do, one day, that doesnโt make my opinion right now any less valid or deserving of respect Stop disbelieving people about their own life choices Also, having children is not a necessary milestone for a successful or fulfilling life
โDonโt have sex before marriage - boys really want a virginal girlโ Sure they do And are boys ever held to that same expectation To stay virgins until marriage? Because as women are shamed for โimpurity,โ boys are applauded for โexperienceโ I love the smell of double standards in the morning
โYou shouldnโt wear so much makeupโ The natural look is great The makeup look is great The anything you feel like doing or not doing to your own face look is great Let people do whatever they want to their own bodies Whatever makes them feel good Why do you care
โSelfies are just for attentionโ Maybe Maybe not Whatโs so wrong about liking attention Whatโs so wrong about feeling beautiful and confident in your own skin And wanting to share that feeling with others We were taught for so long to hate our bodies What is so threatening about finally loving them
โCat-calling is flattering! Learn how to accept a compliment!โ โI like your hairโ is a compliment โYouโre a really talented writerโ is a compliment The gross, vulgar things that men shout at women they donโt know on the street Are not compliments They are harassment - meant to imply ownership and dominance and even violence Compliments should not make people fear for their lives walking home Compliments should not actually get people killed
- angelxhunter (x)
please boost the fuck out of this.
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I will miss this family so much.
Bwahahahaha!
Her fucking face when she snatched the phone๐๐๐๐๐๐
if this ainโt me.ย
MY ACTUAL LIFE!
no this hurts too much this is a personal attack
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Lmao
I get weak every time!!! ๐
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Watch: SNL roasts Trump withย โRacists for Trumpโ ad
Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skitsโฆ.. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise
SNL is going to be gone just like mad tv soon ๐ญ๐ญ
I never run voluntarily so if you see me running you should start running too because something is coming.ย
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IโM WEAK
Nigga Iโm fuckin dead
:((
Can I cry?
STOP
OMG
:(((
SCREAMIIIIING
This will never end :((
Will they ever stop?
I quit!
I promise these two are the last ones Iโll post.
Lordt!
@mohaerys @lilfruitshawty @averagepasserby I canโt breathe.
when Rihanna asks you how did ANTi get leaked if youโre the only one who got the password to Tidalโฆ
My soul is gone Iโm done
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@applewhiskeyandmilk @traces0fmylipstick @xkayko @jehovahhthickness
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Someone please save me
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help ha
U thought I was weird in high school & now U wanna fuck me LOL
And Iโm still weird. Congratulations you played yaself
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My favorite aesthetic. I hope it never ends.ย
iโll just leave this here.
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YALLย
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HELL
STRAIGHT INTO THE FLAMES
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