[cottagecore4life]

[fagsex]

sorr- (remembers that thanking instead of apologizing is healthier for you and your relationships) thank you for allowing me to prematurely ejaculate on your couch

[mercibabe]

midnight mass spoilers!!!

midnight mass is not what i would refer to as 'a comedy' but hands down the funniest moment is when the benjamin button vampire priest is watching the hordes of cannibalistic undead townsfolk slowly amble towards him in the dark after tearing their loved ones to pieces and his response is literally like "you know bev i think i bungled this one"

[kaijudyke]

i literally feel like people who do low- or no-carb diets are a different species from me. i think it is a fundamental and crucial aspect of the human experience to eat soft delicious warm bread or a perfect bowl of steamed rice. if you would willingly deny yourself that idk what's wrong with you but i don't think we can be friends

[unstablecryptid]

[still-homophobic]

hey quick question what does this mean

[thatguythatlikesmgsandthenewyear]

Watch out boys we got a city slicker

[thefabelmans2022]

genuinely from the bottom of my heart i wish every single one of you peace love joy and happiness for not only 2022 but for the rest of your lives.

[nanakarobiyaoki]

seeing someone cum for/because of you is actually top tier 🥵

[anxietyproblem]

[sneakyfeets]

I didn’t even read past the headline at first I was just nodding and ready to square up

[legalizememes]

after reading this article i am even more ready to square up

THIS IS GROWTH

[jazinedraws]

It is still a balance of trying to let go and not be rigid despite knowing this. I am not expecting to reach perfection, but just getting through every day,  a day at a time, and knowing that bending is okay. 

[sunsetofdoom]

“We got real furniture. I mean, it was Salvation Army, but it was real. Our names were printed inside a heart on the dishtowel that hung on the refrigerator door handle. We got it made at Crystal Beach. It was a brave thing to do. But later we spilled loganberry juice on it, so we used it for dishes because we couldn’t bring ourselves to throw it out. And there were marigolds in amber glasses on the windowsill, daisies in a green cut-glass vase on the kitchen table, fresh mint and basil growing in a flower box on the porch. It was a home. I grew up in leaps and bounds. I learned to reduce the anxieties of life by paying bills on time, keeping receipts and promises, doing laundry before I ran out of underwear, picking up after myself. Most importantly, I learned to say I’m sorry. This relationship was too vital to let dust accumulate in its corners.”

— Leslie Feinberg, Stone Butch Blues

[serratedpens]

Eden Robinson, “Writing Prompts for the Broken-hearted”

[theperfectgrl]

Say it with me: by next June 2022, I will be living my dreams.

[charli-xcx]

EUPHORIA Fuck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob (2021)

[orotundmutt]

[darlingvita]

the image of virginia woolf talking to her sister about lesbian sex in the middle of a chemist’s shop in 1929 is never not going to be absolutely hilarious to me

[voluptuously]

[moki-dokie]

someone call an ambulance i am dying from this brutal personal assault