Layla Loves cats

I'm 24 and I love cats, video games and reading.

[catchymemes]

[jagermortis-deactivated20200817]

welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.

[eilti]

Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This healed me….

[cumber-porn]

This made my day!

[maelwife]

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

[calamardoybobesponja]

[thisiswhymomworries]

[the speaker is an older white man in a grey shirt with a kind voice]

Well, hello fellow hunker-downers. Coming to you high on half an Ambien. (giggling) My doctor prescribes ten milligrams when I can’t sleep. I get so wound up over all this! But I only take a half of it otherwise I eat everything in the house.

But look. [holds up a brown journal with a clasp] Another way I calm down is [clasp unopens] is I write … in my journal … [holds up the open journal, which has notes and pictures of flowers and cute animals] And I put little, [turns the page to show off more stickers that include pug dogs] stickers, I (giggling) decorate!

I’m a high school cheerleader stuck in a sixty-five-year-old male body. My Violette stickers came today [holds up a sheet of fruit and flower stickers]. Look! Aren’t they beautiful? [holds up more stickers of old-timey portraits of children] I think I fell out of the womb and landed in my mother’s high heels.

[holds up stickers of cats] I just like things pretty. I think that’s why homosexuals were put on this earth, (emphatically) just to make things pretty. [holds up stickers of rabbits] Rabbits~

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[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[naamahdarling]

Now THESE are CATS.

[heartsnmagic]

[bodyglitter]

whats something that yall are embarassed that you dont know how to do at your big age

[memesandlaughs]

[lovelylaylo]

Brendan Robert on TikTok

Play time #play #thisishalloween #thatescalated #jerry #animals #dog HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Can you believe that netflix finally gave us Toss a Coin To your Witcher on Spotify (x) but also in-canon Jaskier album art.

[rednightmare18]

25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

[cannon-fannon]

HOLY FUCK this is a #mood

[ruinedchildhood]

Jamie Lee Curtis recreates iconic angry photos of herself

[shitboy96]

Hey shitboy, once I sharted while eating Culver's in my car

*appoints you as my right hand*

[mmichaelscofield]

Ladies and gentlemen, some of the 100000 reasons why I will love the Lord of the Rings movies and the cast till the end of times.

[flukeoffate]

Billy the pony was a fucking pair of humans. Fuck everything. My life is a lie.

[crokuta]

i have rude bitch disorder and it makes me say things like this 

[dimetrodone]

Apparently before Tolkien specified that hobbits look like humans some people thought they were some sorta weird critter

[lesbianeowynn]

LotR remake with an elf, two men, a dwarf, a wizard, and four really big rabbits in coats

[thegrumpyhedgehog]

^^^^^^

[cydril]

Early editions also left out a detailed description of Gollum, giving us these lovelies

[creepsandcrawlers]

these slap and Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien was a coward and bastard for opposing them

[takineko]

I have always always wished that hobbits had more rabbit features than just the big feet…

[pools-of-venetianblue]

this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also:

the most patient and long suffering clawdia

bob ross, but a vet 

squish the cat

squish the cat, but with a towel

absolute unit mr. pirate

a little chubby but quite beautiful

please watch this immediately

[bodecats]

Squish! That! Cat!

[yournewapartment]

I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. I’ve lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on people’s shoulders, so I thought I’d try the “shoulder cat” technique.

I had to help him up on my shoulders because he’s never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobody’s business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didn’t try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat.

TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video. 

[ryanhatesthis]

This is honest to god one of the best videos I’ve ever seen

[laughterkey]

Always reblog

[zackisontumblr]

as someone from the midwest i’m 200% sure i’ve said this before