UNDER CONSTRUCTION

lifter ∞ old enough ∞ not british everything you see here is fictional and this blog is only used for roleplaying purposes.

[lovelylifter]

hi hello i am back, it is i. 

i've been hella nervous after getting caught at american eagle lately, so i haven't really been shoplifting lately. a nail polish and gum here, lipstick there, ect but nothing too exciting. 

however i found out my friend lifts a ton of shit and he was telling me about it and whoops here i am

but yes i'm sorry for being gone for so long! i'm back now to answer questions and hopefully start hauling again this weekend. i just gotta get back into the swing of things. 

i've also got a shit ton of haul photos that i didn't post before i left for awhile, so i'll have those up as well soon. (: 

[lovelylifter]

Just got caught in American Eagle but they don't press charges just publicly shame people so that's cool. Having a panic attack in the parking lot lol bye so done

[lovelylifter]

would someone be willing to trade lifted products? my local sephora is getting suspicious of me, so i'd rather not lift there for awhile. i'm really wanting a few things from marc jacobs, ysl, dior, make up for ever, nars, really anything that ulta doesn't have. i'm hella good at lifting makeup, and high end jewelry, things like that. but yes, please shoot me an ask if you're interested, i'll list off a few things i want and we can talk out how this would work.

[lovelylifter]

i tried lifting at american eagle, pink, and bath and body works today for the first time and it was easy af. my mom was with me, so i couldn't get too much but still. i'll post a photo sooooonnnnn

no, but i went to victoria's secret and a ton of things weren't tagged plus no one checked my stuff when i went in the fitting room. it was lovely and i was so excited 

[lovelylifter]

any tips for lifting from pacsun in the west county mall in stl?

I've never been to that mall, so I couldn't help you, Sweets. 

[lovelylifter]

okay so i've never lifted before but i've read MANY blogs and have been educating my self on what to and not do and i have been planning to lift a macbook pro from a local best buy do you have any tips?

First tip, don't fucking do it. You can't just run into Best Buy and lift a MacBook Pro on your first go. Not only that, but every single Best Buy I've been in has their MacBook's under lock and key. The main rules to shoplifting are don't be stupid and don't get cocky, and honestly I feel like that lift would pretty much break both of those rules. Besides that, you also have to attempt to figure out how to explain the fact that you've just got a brand new MacBook out of no where. Sorry if this sounds harsh, but I really don't recommend it. 

[lovelylifter]

I'm too lazy to actually go through and list everything out because it's super late, but I'm really proud of myself okay. I got all of this stuff in about forty minutes today, and that includes a Betsey Johnson pen, a FORTY DOLLAR PURSE (I'm still excited if you can't tell), some new shirts, and snacks for my friend. I also grabbed lighters because they were cute but I don't smoke so *shrugs*. Anywho. I'm really happy with what I got today uwu

[lovelylifter]

I LIFTED MY FIRST PURSE TONIGHT AND THIS IS IN CAPS BECAUSE I'M VERY EXCITED AND I'M NOT EVEN SORRY??????? I'VE DONE CLOSE TO 800$S IN LIFTING OVER THE PAST FEW DAYS AND I'M LIKE AHUDLH

I WILL POST SOON BUT EFFORT AND I'M TIRED BUT I'M PROUD AND EXCITED SO PLEASE JUST LOVE ME 

[stealthwealth]

Oh my god, I hope she’s alright!

[lovelylifter]

She's doing better! It turns out that she has a history of pseudoseizures due to anxiety, and that's what happened. xp 

[lovelylifter]

i got another 400-ish dollar haul yesterday but i don't even have the energy to post anymore *aggressively cries* 

[lovelylifter]

we were in class today, and my friend who sits in front of me said she was shaking. she ended up falling out of her desk, hitting her head on the leg of the desk next to her, and started to have a seizure. it was probably one of the scariest things i've ever seen, and i'm still really shaken up by it. if everyone could please keep her in your thoughts/prayers, it'd mean a lot to me.

[winona-lifter-deactivated201405]

also i remember someone posting about like an ip address scrambling app a while ago, anyone still use that/remember what it’s called? it sure would help cure my paranoia/anxiety about people being able to track me down and all

[lovelylifter]

i posted about zenmate awhile back if that's what you're thinking of. i've got a really bad anxiety disorder, so i feel you there bby. just download it, and i set my to the UK or something. (: it helps a lot, trust me. 

[lovelylifter]

Omggg how do u go about concealing the high end stuff from ulta without looking obvious. What's ur method?

There's three good blindspots in my local Ulta, so I simply kneel down then proceed to drop whatever is in my hands down into my purse. I grab something that I don't want off the bottom shelf that I was pretending to look at, so that way if the camera happens to see me it'll still look as though I have products in my hand, then I simply ditch the unwanted things later on. The workers don't really come up to you too often and if they do I make sure to always be over friendly and have a polite conversation with them because then they won't suspect me as much. It's pretty easy once you get used to it (: 

[lovelylifter]

I ran into Big Lots, Wal*Mart, and Ulta and got cocky. Whoops? Excuse the crappy photos, I only had a minute to take them. 

Big Lots:

Sephora by OPI nail polishes x3 - 4.50

Soho cheek brush - 4

Soho eye blending brush - 3.50

ELF beauty book - 5

ELF eyeshadow compact - 3

Olay BB cream - 5

Starbucks cup - 5

Earrings - 5

Maybelline baked eyeshadow duo - 2.50

Headphones - 8 

One Direction toothpaste - 2.50

One Direction bracelet - 2 (both for my friend)

Heart confetti - 1

Revlon nail polish - 2

Godiva chocolate bar - 2.50

Wet N Wild eye glitter - 1.50

Total: 46.50

Wal*Mart:

Larabar x6 - 12.50

AUX music player - 5

iPhone charger - 5

Wall port - 5

Neutrogena eye makeup remover - 7

Revlon foundation - 9

Physicians Formula organic mascara - 9

Sally Hansen nail polish - 5

L'Oreal perfecting base - 12

Truffles - 5

Silk almond milk - 3

Revlon lipstick - 8

Maybelline eyeshadow quads x2 - 9

L'Oreal lipsticks x4 - 28

Maybelline eyeshadow duo - 4

L'Oreal mascara - 7

Vitamin C chews - 10

Total: 143.50

Ulta:

Tweezerman tweezers - 22

Benefit Dallas blush - 28

Too Faced lip creme - 22

Too Faced eyeshadow thing - 36

NYX liners x 3 - 12

NYX buttergloss - 5

NYX concealer - 5

Zoya nailpolish - 10

Butter London nailpolish - 15

Too Faced better then sex mascara - 23

Stila smudge pot - 20

Urban Decay liner - 18

Urban Decay naked lipgloss - 20

Anastasia brow powder - 23

Total: 260

So I saved about 452 bucks without tax today. I'd say that's pretty damn good, and I'm ungodly happy with all of my new stuff. 

[lovelylifter]

Guys I stole a 90 dollar MacBook charger from Best Buy omfg

It was so easy and I almost died a little right before I walked through the towers. I haven't had a charger in two weeks, didn't have the money for one, and I just went for it and alusduhasd

So proud of myself b l e s s. Also, I'll be making a photo heavy post about things I've lifted lately and replying to messages throughout the night. (◠ω◠✿)

[secretoctopus-deactivated201912]

[tedywestside]

me tryin’ to get my life together

[dumbflamingo-deactivated2018091]

Nothing as ever been more accurate

[lovelylifter]

PSA:

when i went to the drugstore last time, i had picked up a few things like vitamins, make up, lotions, ect. nothing seemed out of the ordinary until my hand slipped behind the box of eye drops i had grabbed. 

it turns out, that at least in my stores, there's a security tag on eye drops. not the eighty dollar bottles of vitamins, not make up, but fucking eye drops. had i not noticed that at the last minute, i totally would have been caught and it freaked me out. there was just a simple tag that you could pull off, though it still will set off the alarms. just be sure to double check your items before leaving and don't get sloppy.