[scundered]

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

[lovelylittogirl]

I'm that kid

[rewatchingpokemon]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sappharah]

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

[xxziggystardust]

[dnotive]

HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.

WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pepegranja]

[andreauxminyard]

justin mcelroy please drive me to mcdonalds while i cry about my childhood and then you hand me the happy meal and tell me it’s gonna b okay. thanks.

[andreauxminyard]

travis mcelroy please give me a really annoying pep talk from the back seat

[andreauxminyard]

griffin dab

[aesthetic-satanist]

[officialunitedstates]

She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.

[katharinemoe]

okay?

[officialunitedstates]

This isn’t about you.  Mind your business

[catwithaknife]

here are my favourite babycenter.com poll questions from the past week

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

the best way to save money is to act broke

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

“act” broke

[lovelylittogirl]

@lindsaycriesalot

[messykate-deactivated20180730]

Disney Princesses of Color in Wreck it Ralph 2 👑

[onlytwitterpics]

[itseasytoremember]

me: i wanna swim in a natural pond or lake, i want to walk in and see the moss and the trees and the little fish and just be one with nature

also me: hUHEDN SomNETH sloPRY TOUHCY MEy LEG

[alexander]

what’s your name?

Wait, really?

[quarterinthequeerjar]

To be fair, that Fred kid’s name was Lucas

[alexander]

[parksandrex]

[parksandrex]