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Christine | she / her | bi-romantic & gray-ace | just random stuff I find funny and social awarness posts | drama / discourse free | SFW if not tagged otherwise, occasional profanity | tags for "mental health" | Terfs dni & blocked on sight | This blog is mostly on queue

[lopkelepke]

[schmergo]

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

[caesarsaladinn]

Lincoln Lincoln

[dearparentheses]

Tokuhiro Kawai

[blackkingsdream]

17 августа - День благодарности чёрным кошкам

August 17 - Black Cat Appreciation Day

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

[catsofyore]

Baby. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1900.

[cadmim]

hoid:

[holly-warbs]

Sequences from my finished animation. Inspired by a dog named Teacake.

[wolfer-aid]

shoutout to the color red

[wolfer-aid]

was going to call red fans “redheads” then remembered that’s taken. considered “redpilled” and remembered all of human history at once and fell into a deep coma

[brightlotusmoon]

(#shout out to the color red best color with unfortunate associations)

You see, because col- *gunshot*

[naamahdarling]

*rushes you to the children's hospital*

[illuminopseudonymous]

this post has only gotten better

[lamignonette]

[guelwaar]

family members are an extremist class that cannot be reasoned with

[devinemist]

ppl are sad summer is ending but im a tumblr user & october is coming up

[dogpuppy]

[lhavdil]

a hometown is a type of dead wife

[lhavdil]

[bioniclechicken]

My stupid contribution to Petra Parker

[catsofyore]

Three photos from my collection of a boy and his cat who obviously loved each other very much. No date/info.