Lovely Lovers

I’ll change my last name when i feel like it. until then, i’ll be on this dumb site.

[lovelyloverly]

guess who is single!!! me!!!!

[lovelyloverly]

just realized i can’t listen to Tyler the Creator or any of OF without wanting to hit up my ex. LMAO i hate my fucking life bro.

[lovelyloverly]

probably 5/7 days of the week i walk to my room muttering some version of “fuck you” under my breath.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[onlytwitterpics]

[archive-asdfghjkl-deactivated20]

top 10 shane madej communist moments feel free to add on

[beckofthewoods]

[terukie-deactivated20190831]

fashion is all we have but yall dont act like it. i take one look at some of u and i can tell youre demiromantic and have a dan and phil furry blog. at least dress like you plan on getting some coochie

[yars]

[ishtarbtch-deactivated20200428]

I think about this everyday…

[thrashzilla404]

Aromatic lithbisexual, supporter of all fandoms and punk af, bitch. Fashion doesn’t reflect a person.

[wotsukai-remaking]

How you just gon prove they point like that

[lucifurby]

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[lovelyloverly]

i love trying to narrow down my ex to my best friend and i said “the one i left for phil” and she was like... which one didn’t you leave for phil. and literally only my husband. 🙃

[mcavoy]

[mojav]

im sapiophobic. if youre intelligent i will beat you to death

[ksubiis-deactivated20190118]

You’re*

[mojav]

[sqskiq-deactivated20250123]

u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes

[florakinesis-deactivated2017102]

his dick is where

[etica]

Does lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?

[vaporwavevocap]

Either way he’s gonna need it.

[honeyfawns]

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

welcome to my twisted mind

we have bananis…. and arvocadis…..

[lovelyloverly]

the real estate market after the peak of this virus tho 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀