winniesx:
ā well, then, look at you achieving your goals, goldilocks, ā uttered the brunette with a grin upon her lips, a small laugh falling from rose-tinted lips. ā fuckinā shit. ācourse it was. queer-baiting at its finest, i tell you ā okay, not really. just my gay-ass mind making it out to be some san junipero love story but, well. what can one do ?? but no shit. male strippers are at disappointment at their finest ā like, put a dollar on it and it grows, honey ?? not like it fuckinā takes much, anyway. ā
āyouāve been real nice to me, so iām gonna pretend goldilocks is a original nickname.ā there was a brief shake of her head, but everything pointed to her not being annoyed.Ā āsheās a real champ for being a literal century old and asking for a stripper, but cāmon gran donāt play us like this.ā lucy pauses, teeth against her lip as she grinned.Ā ācan you believe all strippers do is prove women succeed above men at everything? beautiful.ā








