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cardinalisinfernum-deactivated2

me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop

him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?

me: uh…. y…yeah….

him: whut was that?

me: uh… aye….

him:

ethniccrying

I actually want to kill myself

jads-abum-rat

vespertineflora

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do.

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

stability

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

cartel

walking into the wrong class

finehoney

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

finehoney

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

librarydvd

Reblog for love

maobeedong

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

clevelandslair

I’ve been dating my boy for 2 years and today he sneezed directly on my face and got a booger on me :’) Love is just so beautiful

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

jesuszilla

i was trying to send a picture to my friends but i accidentally sent it to my family group message instead and it was the worst possible one…

babyanimalgifs

this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen

arciifer-deactivated20180806

To the people in the comments saying the guy is doing this “just for show”

He’s not

With this kind of bird, they are VERY attached to their cages, so if you need to replace the cage, you need to the show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one. It’s upset bc the cage it liked is gone, but the cage was too small for it so it needs to be replaced. The bird is fine.

alittlebitridiculous

Thank you for explaining that! I’ve been wondering about this video.

candiikismet

That bird was livid!

trapcard

that bird sound like a white frat boy who found out his momma cut off his xbox live subscription

with-practice

this is the funniest shit i’ve seen all 2017

atasteoflee

I am dying , sis is pissedt!

wordsnquotes

Don’t lose a woman that has seen your flaws and still loves you.

Nizar Qabbani

original: “لا تخسر إمرأة رأت كل عيوبك و لا زالت تحبك.”

(via wordsnquotes)

help-n-quotes

I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong.

Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via help-n-quotes)

vilicity

aestheticbullshit

bryko-deactivated20170127

animusrox

Pretty Poison Batman: The Animated Series

kushandwizdom

…all I’m hoping is in the future, there’s a beautiful apartment in my name, with a roof terrace big enough for me to relax and watch the sunset every evening. I also hope that my heart is clear, my mind is at peace and my love in somewhere close by.

- Meggan Roxanne