He was destroyed!

will, 31, LA, any pronouns are fine

[ostolero]

[telltaletypist]

war and hate on planet venus

[miss-wizard]

suck my blood and kill my penus

[brainy-gremlin-official]

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[alien-theory]

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

[skelkankaos]

"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

[skelkankaos]

see? simple as

[girlsjustwant2havefun]

wait... I'm in control of my destiny!

[dogjpeg]

[cockslaved]

Stinky

[dogjpeg]

[transmutationisms]

me when im so sweet and beautiful

[transmutationisms]

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

[everythingfox]

In utter disbelief

[dogjpeg]

I made a cool Art Style Challenge feel free to participate everybody!! :o)

[dogjpeg]

here’s a blank template!

[charlies-random-art]

here is mine  with big boss

[skajador]

[loveoftheloveless]

i put in way too much effort then gave up at the end

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[fastest-punslinger-in-the-west]

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

[crazysodomite]

Sniffs you with my proboscis

[fivetrench]

Stop it

[electricpurrs]

making art is so fucking hard. wheres that defunctland quote

[electricpurrs]

[punishedsaints]

[anachronic-cobra]

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production

[karrakazz]

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

[karrakazz]