LoveMeRandom

Half Basic, Half Weird As Shit.

[gif87a-com]

[gluten-free-pussy]

That’s her Uber

[lovemerandom]

How can dentists help cyclists?

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Weaboo shit via Shitty_Car_Mods

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

Finally living up to your name I see

[pukicho]

Cowboys aren’t attracti-

[ganbattedesu]

@pukicho

[pukicho]

Thanks for @‘ing me this is a good ass post and not mine

[tommyholland]

when you meet someone with the same name as you

[pr1nceshawn]

Street Art: Before & After.

[edensmidian]

I love these…..

[fluffy-critter]

Chaotic Good

[genatrius]

My favorite part is that these are going to be someone’s neighborhood landmarks. “Turn left at the saxaphone player,” “yeah I work in the shop right next to the Princess Leia fire hydrant,” “if you pass the shady guy selling watches, you’ve gone too far.” The urban and suburban worlds are so funny of random infrastructure points that you’re just supposed to ignore, like those big metal wiring cabinets on the side of the road and all those backflow preventers all over the place. With just a little paint, now they have friendly, comprehensible meaning.

[donzo1234]

[gnarly]

[oliver-sonntag]

[pochowek]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[shampooligan]

wild card

[callumanders]

improvising is always funny, right

[callumanders]

I’m really glad this took off because my dad almost peed his pants at dinner

[gifsboom]

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

I’m pISIING

[bitter-sweet-laugh]

LOL

[twistedviper]

ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T

[unclefather]

Dear lunchables,

today i opened one of your ham and cheddar lunchables. i was surprised to find that i did NOT have an equal amount of toppings. i was missing 1 piece of ham. as you know, it is hard to make a cracker sandwich with only a piece of cheese. i would like it if you sent me that 1 piece of ham in the mail so i may finish my lunchable.

sincerely, 

Sierra Seybold

March 24th, 2013

[unclefather]

Dear lunchables, 

it has been 2 years and i still have not received a complementary piece of ham. today, it happened to me again and i was reminded of that awful day 2 years ago when i was not able to correctly finish my lunchable due to a ham shortage. if you do not reply soon, i will take legal action.

sincerely,

Sierra Seybold

March 20th, 2015

[unclefather]

It’s July 20th, 2017 and yet, I haven’t gotten my ham

[unclefather]

It’s been 5 years. This is horrible customer service

[90377]

Rothirsch - red deer - Cervus elaphus by Olaf Kerber

[plutomeetsgenius]

You saw the god of the forest and you took pictures?

[colourofoctober]

When someone sings the lyrics wrong to your favourite song…

[silverhawk]

hold on im hungry

gotta find some flies brb

[silverhawk]

flies were good.

good fucking morning.

[girlwithgoldeyes]

here’s a hot take… grapefruit is the most bastardous of all fruits. it tastes terrible, you cant go near it if you’re on certain medications, and they are aesthetically overhyped. now the humble raspberry, now thats a fruit worth talking about