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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are
painfully accurate
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I feel attacked, but it's also true
No matter what, you two always save Hyrule…together.
Reblog long tailed Prince Sidon and his awesome sister Princess Mipha for 10 years good luck.
Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:
-weight
-appearance
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-weird hobbies
-friends (or lack of)
-body
-personality
-family
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This is real film of a real ghost
JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.
you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t
this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness
I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…
The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.
Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”
Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”
Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”
My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”
Zombie : “AARRRGH”
Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”
Zombie : “TEETH!!”
This happened to me.
Scary prison dude: HELLO
Me: Nice to meet you!
Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot
My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that
Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing). – Got to walk a second time through– Same guy: My friends -wailing- Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh.
I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.
Specifically, I remember;
There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.
Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”
I could hear them giggling.
Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!
Me: thanks dad
A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad
Everyone who rbs this will get a song in their asks based off their blog 💌
today i got some columbian food in the back of a haunted mall how was everyone else’s day
ok i will tell the tale
so im taking this spanish class, spanish professor wanted us to go out to eat to practice. im all prepared, i punch in the address and drive 2 the place. turns out this place isnt really a restaurant so much as it is a small habitable zone at the back of a vast, empty mall
there was dead silence and darkness. 90% of the outlets were shut down and blocked off
it was 2 o’clock on a Saturday, but this mall was COMPLETELY barren. an air of powerful curses hung in the air. none of the escalators were working, i had to hike up one like stairs
of course once i got to the restaurant i had a nice time and some p good food and a guy with a saxophone serenaded us with covers of pop hits
my freinds, it was surreal
so my plans got really mixed up today and i decided to revisit the cursed mall while i was in the area! it seems things have gotten even stranger
for the most part, it is still the creepy empty mall it has always been. but this time even less stores were open, even the columbian restaurant was closed.
the food court, which was slightly open before, was utterly barren, and for some reason slightly sped-up mexican sounding music played over the completely empty venue
this was a particularly strange outlet, where instead of the remains of a store, there was a neatly set up classroom in the display window
oh
you’ve crossed into a place untouched by mortals and you need to avoid this place, or else the next time you enter that place, you may never return
No but seriously, this place looks creepy familiar
the first meme of 2018 is
carrie fisher entering the room wielding a bat that she is absolutely prepared to use
Let’s make this the last meme of 2018 as well
Hey, message from I-am-a-fish and I
As you know, Tumblr is removing all NSFW content tomorrow, and as much as we’ve had our fun joking about it, I think it’s a pretty serious issue that falls back to extreme corporate greed and a complete lack of understanding what the consumers want out of this site.
So @i-am-a-fish have been talking about this log-out event, I think it’s important to express to the people that operate this site that what they’re doing is self-destructive and totally stupid. Some people have already left the site, and I can understand that fear, but there’s still a slim chance they’ll listen to what we have to say if we’re persistent and consistent.
Tomorrow, please join us for the log-out event, keep from posting, browsing and liking things on this site, leave it barren, to show what things might come to if Tumblr HQ doesn’t begin to listen to their community. Dont fret, regardless I’ll be back on the 18th.
i-am-a-fish and I have a twitter too, so if we can’t post the things we want to on here, we will on twitter.
Pukicho!
Fish!
The amount of blatant lesbophobia on this website is just… mindblowing. Lesbians get so much shit for everything here.
If lesbians get rightfully upset that we see “all-inclusive” pride posts that include identities like omnisexual, polyamorous, and autosexual flags but no lesbian flag, we’re sent anon hate and put on blocklists for being “exclusionary gatekeeping scum.”
Nobody bats an eye when gay men talk about how much they love dick, but the second a lesbian reblogs a fucking meme about liking pussy, they get sent death and r*pe threats for being “nasty worthless TERFs.”
We are constantly beaten over the head with the idea that we are inherently more likely to be transphobic simply because we are lesbians.
Our lesbian positivity posts are derailed by people adding positivity for literally every other identity under the sun. We can’t say “I like being a lesbian” without hundreds of people flocking to that post and screaming about how much they love being bi, pan, ace, or straight.
People make up MOGAI identities like “autogynosexual” and “dissociatsexual” (yes, this was a real post I saw, apparently PTSD is a sexuality now) all day, yet when lesbians have our own identity separate from gay men, we’re told it’s “unnecessary” and we “just want to feel special.”
We get told we’re gatekeeping assholes for having identities (butch and femme), terms (corrective r*pe), and slurs (d*ke) that are strictly our own and not for anyone else to use.
I’ve seen few people forcing the label “qu**r” on gay men, yet when lesbians don’t want to reclaim that slur, everyone tries to force it on us anyway and group us into “the qu**r community.” (Side note: I’m certainly not saying that gay men don’t experience that, I’m sure they do, I’m just noting my individual experience from when I’ve been on Tumblr.)
And when we use the word lesbophobia to call out this specific brand of homophobia that’s unique to lesbian experiences, we get told that lesbophobia isn’t real.
(Edit: non-lesbians can reblog too)
Lgbt. L is for lesbian. We must support our sisters and make them feel welcome ❤
you ever hear a song that makes you wish you were in a band so you could play that song live and go buck wild and smash your instrument on the stage in a fit of wild passion and fury cause I do all the time babes
REMINDER
just because 2019 is coming up and it’s the year of the killjoys, does NOT mean you can harass the boys
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