This is a designated selfship sideblog for @farewell-w4nderlust ! A little funny that an aplaroace person would get into selfshipping, but hey that's just how it is sometimes lol.
My F/O is Sans from Undertale! I've been obsessed with him since I was twelve years old lol. I also selfship with some of his AU counterparts. <3
I'm open to sharing and am totally okay with doubles interacting! No hate here, you do your thing!
Here I'll post art, drabbles, headcanons, and other miscellaneous rambles about Sans and my self insert, Sparrow. I'll also reblog art, prompts, imagines, and more! Basically if it has anything to do with selfshipping and/or Sans, it'll be here lol.
I will have NSFW stuff on here from time to time, so just be aware of that, too. MINORS PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW ME.
Also, if we're mutuals, feel free to DM me! I'd love to meet other folks in the selfship community. <3
Lazy cuddles. It’s what Sans loves the most when it comes to spending time with you. He loves being lazy and he loves cuddling, and especially so when you allow him to drape himself over you like a weighted blanket. You’re so warm and soft and he swears that you’re so much better than his bed. You just accuse him of loving using your chest as a pillow. He didn’t deny it; he just smiled and sent you a wink.
Those mornings when nothing needs to be done and the sunlight is just peeking in through drawn curtains? Yeah, Sans loves those too. He may wake up at one point and find you still asleep, and he’ll just… watch you for a while, cheek resting against your chest. Sometimes he just can’t believe he’s been this lucky. The fact that you’re with him, that you tell him you “love him”, it’s so surreal he’s oftentimes thought it all a dream. Admittingly, he’s been afraid of waking up and being alone in his messy room again. But no, you’re always there, ready to hold his cheek and stare into his eyelights until a blue blush appears on his lovestruck face.
He loves it when you huff and puff at him for leaving his socks laying around, and he apologises and smiles so goofily it makes you supress a snort. Having you there to be annoyed at him… You just don’t understand how much he loves you.
He’s not a guy that normally seeks out the touch of others. He just doesn’t like it that much, but you? Oh, he can’t stop touching you. If he could glue himself to you then he would. But… then it would be difficult to hide that little box he keeps fiddling with in his jacket pocket. That little box with a single ring inside. It’s the only reason he sometimes goes away to be alone. He needs to practice; build up his courage to ask you to marry him.
He wants to be with you forever. He hopes you want that, too.
Before you got together, your fictional love would fantasize about what it would be like to kiss you. What it would be like if you kissed them. The warmth of you, the love in your touch, the feel of your lips. Soft, chapped, the flavor of your chapstick... Where your hands might rest, and what you might say afterwards, breathless and full of love as they gaze at you in awe .
so few experiences will ever match the intimacy of being doted on and cared for after sex is over
you’re both spent and breathless yet you still find yourself cradled against his chest while he rubs little circles into the base of your spine and cracks jokes or tells you about his feelings or even if he says nothing at all and just enjoys the sound of your breathing while reaching onto the bedside table for your water…gently massaging your hips which will be sore in the morning…kissing your shoulder and cleaning you up…even accepting your little coos and laughs and thank yous and whatever praise you can spare for him in return
happy Juneteenth to my fellow black selfshippers especially my fellow black American selfshippers!! 😘your happiness and indulgence is always so valuable and important, I wish for that joy to be present in your life everyday. You mean the world and your loves will always make sure of that!!! 🧡❤️💛🤎
I'm not sure if this is a "hot take," but ;
If your f/o is what it takes for you to get through hard things, complete tasks, whatever it may be, don't let anyone make you feel bad for it. If your f/o motivates you to become better, encourages you to rest or seek support when you need it, helps you accept and love yourself, then that's beautiful. I couldn't be happier that you've found something, or someone, in this case, who helps you help yourself.
Your f/o wants you to be happy. They want to support you. Your struggles matter to them. If you're going through anything, need any sort of support, they're right there. You don't need to be at rock bottom or dealing with level 10 / 10 pain to deserve a break, to deserve support and rest. You've already earned it by being you and by needing it.
ྐ❤︎ the first time your f/o sees you without makeup—bare face, hair still a little damp from a fresh wash, and an unconventional set of pajamas on—you’re trying to live down the humiliation while they’ve got stars in their eyes, heart slamming against their rib cage until it’s got your name printed on it
Silly question- but do you have any classic sans headcanons? :3 (If u want to ofc)
Hi Ava!! Of course, anything for youu <3
This got a little long! I'm no expert, but I tried adding as much as I could think of :]
Enjoy! <3
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Sans Relationship Headcanons
So. We all know that Sans is a jokester. He is rarely ever serious, opting to keep things light-hearted and fun pretty much all the time.
He hates conflict. HATES. It makes him uncomfortable, even if he's an expert at hiding it.
To absolutely nobody's surprise, Sans pulls pranks. Lots of em. So you'd better get used to it! Though, they're always small. Nothing that could ever actually upset you. Things like spooking you when you turn a corner, asking about "updog," or saying you have something on your shirt, then flicking your nose when you look down. They're all intentionally harmless. He likes laughing with you, not at you.
The most Sans would ever do is make you mildly annoyed. And even then, he'll dote on you until you forgive him, pulling you into a hug all like, "baaabe, 'm kiddinggg," with that dumb amused chuckle because he thinks you're just so cute.
...Which leads into the next point. Sans loves your grumpy face. When he pulls a prank or says the same pun for the 50th time, and your eyes drop to a glare, he thinks it's soooo cute. He might even reach out and pinch your cheeks with a stupid grin on his face.
All that being said, dispite Sans' heavy reluctance towards conflict, he will get serious if you need him to.
For instance, if someone is genuinely bothering/being blatantly rude to you, Sans will never leave you hanging. While a rare sight due to his ability to calm most situations with comedy, Sans will tell somebody off, especially if it's on your behalf.
And the sight of it is... quite jarring. Sans doesn't yell or raise his voice (maybe a smidge if the loser isn't listening), but he is extremely assertive. No beating around the bush, no light-hearted pun; he cuts right to the core. Nobody gets to harass you. Not on his watch.
Sans knows that not every situation calls for a pun and a woopie cushion. He is extremely emotionally intelligent.
...Except when it comes to his emotions. Sans is... emotionally constipated, to put things simply. Not as bad as some of the other sanses, but I mean. He's the OG. The catalyst. He started it. He's got some personal issues he needs to work out. And he'll try! Just... be patient with him.
Sans says a lot of simple compliments. "you look nice," "you look cute," etc etc. If you ask him for an opinion on an outfit, it's a simple "cute." "nice." That, with a side of finger guns. And maybe a wink.
However, Sans will occasionally surprise you with a compliment that is shockingly... poetic. It's very thoughtful, romantic, and gets you all flustered when you least expect it. He saves those for special occasions. And he loves the surprise and warmth that creeps onto your face, every single time. Because hey, Sans can be romantic. While he's a jokester at heart, he genuinely enjoys sweet, warm, intimate moments with you.
Sans loves cuddling. Love love LOVES. It's his favorite thing to do with you. Curling up on the couch over a nice warm drink, snuggling up real close, leaning into each other as you unwind from the day's stresses. As his deep-seated worries seem to melt away whenever your hands grasp his, quietly reminding him of what's important. When you cuddle up to him, warm and sleepy, slowly drifting off while his hand absentmindedly scratches your scalp, running down along your back soothingly.
YESSSS. He could do that ALL DAY. LITERALLY.
Oh, and with Sans comes Papyrus, which I feel deserves a few words, too. Because you'll be seeing Papyrus A LOT if you're dating Sans.
Papyrus MAKES Sans wear nice clothes for your dates. Especially when you guys are just starting to date. Sans WILL be wearing a nice pair of pants and a button-up shirt. He WILL look proper. He WILL—
And! Papyrus has your back. Any kind of silly argument between you and Sans; he's already backing you up (to Sans' amusement dismay). Sans never gets to have the upper hand if Papyrus is around. He's got you, boo.
Papyrus is just so excited that his brother has a partner. SO excited. He'll throw an onslaught of questions your way, wanting to learn as much as he can (he's also mildly curious as to what kind of person would even be interested in someone "as lazy as Sans" in the first place).
Sans will have to deter a few questions, redirecting the conversation to something else, because Papyrus' questioning can get overwhelming. It feels similar to an interrogation at times. Just let Sans take the lead, and you'll be fine.
Everybody at Grillby's knows you by name. Sans is one of the most popular monsters in the Underground; everyone knows him. So now, in turn, everyone knows you.
Sometimes you'll even run into a random monster you haven't met, only for them to address you by name and ask how you and Sans have been doing.
And no, Sans didn't tell them. Papyrus told everyone he knows. Then the word spread. FAST.
Dating Sans is very chill. Things are lowkey. But make no mistake, he loves you. Very much so.
Dispite how lazy he can be, if you ever need anything, whether it be transportation, attention, cuddles, food; he's got you. Transportation? Short-cuts. Attention? It's not like he's got anything to do, anyway. He's more than happy to love up on you if you're feeling lonely. Cuddles? Sign him tf up. C'mere. Food? Grillby's, babe. Grillby's.
Sans is a very calming person to be around. Just his magic and aura in general is very grounding. He can somehow make any situation calmer, diffusing things with either humor, facts, or just plain common sense.
Sans just wants you to be happy. And while he's secretly confused as to why you think that being with him is going to accomplish that (he's got some deep-rooted self-loathing he can't seem to shake), he is not going to complain. You give him another reason to keep going. To not give up. You are his everything, and he'll always be there for you. Whenever you need him.
