Lover of Lilia Vanrouge

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[loverofliliavanrouge]

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Hi, you guys can call me Liz. Wanna venture out into different worlds? You're just one click away!

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[loverofliliavanrouge]

I just found a survey of cute anime boys that was conducted in Japan. Lilia Vanrouge was in 9th place, while Venti (Genshin) was in 17th place. They're both of my top favorites. I wheezed hard when I saw them.

Uhm... boys? Old man and grandpa is an understatement for them. They're practically ancients; a living history. 😭😭😂

[loverofliliavanrouge]

Corporate puns because I love puns with Lilia Vanrouge x reader written by: loverofliliavanrouge

Note: most puns from reader are from memes I found

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"I’m accrual-y in love with you," you blurted out. You blinked. He blinks. You both blinked together

Lilia blinked again. And again. And again.

"...Uh." He had let out a shaky guffaw of laughter, scrubbed a hand down his face like he’d just gotten hit by a ton of bricks.

"You—did you just use a pun? To confess your love for me?"

He paused, then burst out laughing again. "I adore you."

"Our love isn't just a project; it's an ongoing strategic initiative with no planned end date," you added.

"Ah." he managed, voice slightly strangled, before clearing his throat." Uh. Well. I suppose if we're talking strategic initiatives…"

Suddenly smirking, he strode closer until he loomed over you, locking your chair in place between his hands as he leaned forward until you were all he saw. "Then consider me your… long-term investment."

He whispered, "With very favorable ROI ~"

"Then, let's skip the meeting and go straight to the merger," you bite a giggle from escaping.

"...Merger?" He purred the word like it was a sin. "Oh no, darling. You don’t just skip due diligence when acquiring something as valuable as me. There’ll be audits. Approvals. A very long, very thorough integration process~"

Then he leaned back down in one smooth motion, cupping your chin, voice dropping to velvet mischief: "...But fine. We can start the paperwork tonight. And skip straight to signing with our mouths."

"Okay fine you win, I have no more puns." you then kiss him. "Sign! No backing out now!"

He let out a soft, breathless laugh against your lips: warm, surprised, completely undone.

"Ah… so you’re forcing the contract signing? Bold move." He pulled back just enough to look into your eyes: flushed cheeks, smudged lipstick… absolutely victorious.

"Legally binding, huh?" he whispered, "No cold feet? No 'oops I changed my mind' after I've already transferred all assets?"

Suddenly serious, he framed your face with both hands, voice dropping low and sweet, "Then listen carefully. The merger is approved. The board has voted—"

And right before sealing it with a kiss, "… and I’ve been yours since the moment you first called me annoying."

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[loverofliliavanrouge]

Hiii Do u take requests??

Yes 🥰, but only with Lilia

[loverofliliavanrouge]

Corporate puns because I love puns with Lilia Vanrouge x reader written by: loverofliliavanrouge

Note: most puns from reader are from memes I found

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"I’m accrual-y in love with you," you blurted out. You blinked. He blinks. You both blinked together

Lilia blinked again. And again. And again.

"...Uh." He had let out a shaky guffaw of laughter, scrubbed a hand down his face like he’d just gotten hit by a ton of bricks.

"You—did you just use a pun? To confess your love for me?"

He paused, then burst out laughing again. "I adore you."

"Our love isn't just a project; it's an ongoing strategic initiative with no planned end date," you added.

"Ah." he managed, voice slightly strangled, before clearing his throat." Uh. Well. I suppose if we're talking strategic initiatives…"

Suddenly smirking, he strode closer until he loomed over you, locking your chair in place between his hands as he leaned forward until you were all he saw. "Then consider me your… long-term investment."

He whispered, "With very favorable ROI ~"

"Then, let's skip the meeting and go straight to the merger," you bite a giggle from escaping.

"...Merger?" He purred the word like it was a sin. "Oh no, darling. You don’t just skip due diligence when acquiring something as valuable as me. There’ll be audits. Approvals. A very long, very thorough integration process~"

Then he leaned back down in one smooth motion, cupping your chin, voice dropping to velvet mischief: "...But fine. We can start the paperwork tonight. And skip straight to signing with our mouths."

"Okay fine you win, I have no more puns." you then kiss him. "Sign! No backing out now!"

He let out a soft, breathless laugh against your lips: warm, surprised, completely undone.

"Ah… so you’re forcing the contract signing? Bold move." He pulled back just enough to look into your eyes: flushed cheeks, smudged lipstick… absolutely victorious.

"Legally binding, huh?" he whispered, "No cold feet? No 'oops I changed my mind' after I've already transferred all assets?"

Suddenly serious, he framed your face with both hands, voice dropping low and sweet, "Then listen carefully. The merger is approved. The board has voted—"

And right before sealing it with a kiss, "… and I’ve been yours since the moment you first called me annoying."

----

[loverofliliavanrouge]

Corporate puns because I love puns with Lilia Vanrouge x reader written by: loverofliliavanrouge

Note: most puns from reader are from memes I found

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"I’m accrual-y in love with you," you blurted out. You blinked. He blinks. You both blinked together

Lilia blinked again. And again. And again.

"...Uh." He had let out a shaky guffaw of laughter, scrubbed a hand down his face like he’d just gotten hit by a ton of bricks.

"You—did you just use a pun? To confess your love for me?"

He paused, then burst out laughing again. "I adore you."

"Our love isn't just a project; it's an ongoing strategic initiative with no planned end date," you added.

"Ah." he managed, voice slightly strangled, before clearing his throat." Uh. Well. I suppose if we're talking strategic initiatives…"

Suddenly smirking, he strode closer until he loomed over you, locking your chair in place between his hands as he leaned forward until you were all he saw. "Then consider me your… long-term investment."

He whispered, "With very favorable ROI ~"

"Then, let's skip the meeting and go straight to the merger," you bite a giggle from escaping.

"...Merger?" He purred the word like it was a sin. "Oh no, darling. You don’t just skip due diligence when acquiring something as valuable as me. There’ll be audits. Approvals. A very long, very thorough integration process~"

Then he leaned back down in one smooth motion, cupping your chin, voice dropping to velvet mischief: "...But fine. We can start the paperwork tonight. And skip straight to signing with our mouths."

"Okay fine you win, I have no more puns." you then kiss him. "Sign! No backing out now!"

He let out a soft, breathless laugh against your lips: warm, surprised, completely undone.

"Ah… so you’re forcing the contract signing? Bold move." He pulled back just enough to look into your eyes: flushed cheeks, smudged lipstick… absolutely victorious.

"Legally binding, huh?" he whispered, "No cold feet? No 'oops I changed my mind' after I've already transferred all assets?"

Suddenly serious, he framed your face with both hands, voice dropping low and sweet, "Then listen carefully. The merger is approved. The board has voted—"

And right before sealing it with a kiss, "… and I’ve been yours since the moment you first called me annoying."

----

[loverofliliavanrouge]

Corporate puns because I love puns with Lilia Vanrouge x reader written by: loverofliliavanrouge

Note: most puns from reader are from memes I found

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"I’m accrual-y in love with you," you blurted out. You blinked. He blinks. You both blinked together

Lilia blinked again. And again. And again.

"...Uh." He had let out a shaky guffaw of laughter, scrubbed a hand down his face like he’d just gotten hit by a ton of bricks.

"You—did you just use a pun? To confess your love for me?"

He paused, then burst out laughing again. "I adore you."

"Our love isn't just a project; it's an ongoing strategic initiative with no planned end date," you added.

"Ah." he managed, voice slightly strangled, before clearing his throat." Uh. Well. I suppose if we're talking strategic initiatives…"

Suddenly smirking, he strode closer until he loomed over you, locking your chair in place between his hands as he leaned forward until you were all he saw. "Then consider me your… long-term investment."

He whispered, "With very favorable ROI ~"

"Then, let's skip the meeting and go straight to the merger," you bite a giggle from escaping.

"...Merger?" He purred the word like it was a sin. "Oh no, darling. You don’t just skip due diligence when acquiring something as valuable as me. There’ll be audits. Approvals. A very long, very thorough integration process~"

Then he leaned back down in one smooth motion, cupping your chin, voice dropping to velvet mischief: "...But fine. We can start the paperwork tonight. And skip straight to signing with our mouths."

"Okay fine you win, I have no more puns." you then kiss him. "Sign! No backing out now!"

He let out a soft, breathless laugh against your lips: warm, surprised, completely undone.

"Ah… so you’re forcing the contract signing? Bold move." He pulled back just enough to look into your eyes: flushed cheeks, smudged lipstick… absolutely victorious.

"Legally binding, huh?" he whispered, "No cold feet? No 'oops I changed my mind' after I've already transferred all assets?"

Suddenly serious, he framed your face with both hands, voice dropping low and sweet, "Then listen carefully. The merger is approved. The board has voted—"

And right before sealing it with a kiss, "… and I’ve been yours since the moment you first called me annoying."

----

[loverofliliavanrouge]

Corporate puns because I love puns with Lilia Vanrouge x reader written by: loverofliliavanrouge

Note: most puns from reader are from memes I found

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"I’m accrual-y in love with you," you blurted out. You blinked. He blinks. You both blinked together

Lilia blinked again. And again. And again.

"...Uh." He had let out a shaky guffaw of laughter, scrubbed a hand down his face like he’d just gotten hit by a ton of bricks.

"You—did you just use a pun? To confess your love for me?"

He paused, then burst out laughing again. "I adore you."

"Our love isn't just a project; it's an ongoing strategic initiative with no planned end date," you added.

"Ah." he managed, voice slightly strangled, before clearing his throat." Uh. Well. I suppose if we're talking strategic initiatives…"

Suddenly smirking, he strode closer until he loomed over you, locking your chair in place between his hands as he leaned forward until you were all he saw. "Then consider me your… long-term investment."

He whispered, "With very favorable ROI ~"

"Then, let's skip the meeting and go straight to the merger," you bite a giggle from escaping.

"...Merger?" He purred the word like it was a sin. "Oh no, darling. You don’t just skip due diligence when acquiring something as valuable as me. There’ll be audits. Approvals. A very long, very thorough integration process~"

Then he leaned back down in one smooth motion, cupping your chin, voice dropping to velvet mischief: "...But fine. We can start the paperwork tonight. And skip straight to signing with our mouths."

"Okay fine you win, I have no more puns." you then kiss him. "Sign! No backing out now!"

He let out a soft, breathless laugh against your lips: warm, surprised, completely undone.

"Ah… so you’re forcing the contract signing? Bold move." He pulled back just enough to look into your eyes: flushed cheeks, smudged lipstick… absolutely victorious.

"Legally binding, huh?" he whispered, "No cold feet? No 'oops I changed my mind' after I've already transferred all assets?"

Suddenly serious, he framed your face with both hands, voice dropping low and sweet, "Then listen carefully. The merger is approved. The board has voted—"

And right before sealing it with a kiss, "… and I’ve been yours since the moment you first called me annoying."

----

[loverofliliavanrouge]

Corporate puns because I love puns with Lilia Vanrouge x reader written by: loverofliliavanrouge

Note: most puns from reader are from memes I found

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"I’m accrual-y in love with you," you blurted out. You blinked. He blinks. You both blinked together

Lilia blinked again. And again. And again.

"...Uh." He had let out a shaky guffaw of laughter, scrubbed a hand down his face like he’d just gotten hit by a ton of bricks.

"You—did you just use a pun? To confess your love for me?"

He paused, then burst out laughing again. "I adore you."

"Our love isn't just a project; it's an ongoing strategic initiative with no planned end date," you added.

"Ah." he managed, voice slightly strangled, before clearing his throat." Uh. Well. I suppose if we're talking strategic initiatives…"

Suddenly smirking, he strode closer until he loomed over you, locking your chair in place between his hands as he leaned forward until you were all he saw. "Then consider me your… long-term investment."

He whispered, "With very favorable ROI ~"

"Then, let's skip the meeting and go straight to the merger," you bite a giggle from escaping.

"...Merger?" He purred the word like it was a sin. "Oh no, darling. You don’t just skip due diligence when acquiring something as valuable as me. There’ll be audits. Approvals. A very long, very thorough integration process~"

Then he leaned back down in one smooth motion, cupping your chin, voice dropping to velvet mischief: "...But fine. We can start the paperwork tonight. And skip straight to signing with our mouths."

"Okay fine you win, I have no more puns." you then kiss him. "Sign! No backing out now!"

He let out a soft, breathless laugh against your lips: warm, surprised, completely undone.

"Ah… so you’re forcing the contract signing? Bold move." He pulled back just enough to look into your eyes: flushed cheeks, smudged lipstick… absolutely victorious.

"Legally binding, huh?" he whispered, "No cold feet? No 'oops I changed my mind' after I've already transferred all assets?"

Suddenly serious, he framed your face with both hands, voice dropping low and sweet, "Then listen carefully. The merger is approved. The board has voted—"

And right before sealing it with a kiss, "… and I’ve been yours since the moment you first called me annoying."

----

[loverofliliavanrouge]

Corporate puns because I love puns with Lilia Vanrouge x reader written by: loverofliliavanrouge

Note: most puns from reader are from memes I found

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"I’m accrual-y in love with you," you blurted out. You blinked. He blinks. You both blinked together

Lilia blinked again. And again. And again.

"...Uh." He had let out a shaky guffaw of laughter, scrubbed a hand down his face like he’d just gotten hit by a ton of bricks.

"You—did you just use a pun? To confess your love for me?"

He paused, then burst out laughing again. "I adore you."

"Our love isn't just a project; it's an ongoing strategic initiative with no planned end date," you added.

"Ah." he managed, voice slightly strangled, before clearing his throat." Uh. Well. I suppose if we're talking strategic initiatives…"

Suddenly smirking, he strode closer until he loomed over you, locking your chair in place between his hands as he leaned forward until you were all he saw. "Then consider me your… long-term investment."

He whispered, "With very favorable ROI ~"

"Then, let's skip the meeting and go straight to the merger," you bite a giggle from escaping.

"...Merger?" He purred the word like it was a sin. "Oh no, darling. You don’t just skip due diligence when acquiring something as valuable as me. There’ll be audits. Approvals. A very long, very thorough integration process~"

Then he leaned back down in one smooth motion, cupping your chin, voice dropping to velvet mischief: "...But fine. We can start the paperwork tonight. And skip straight to signing with our mouths."

"Okay fine you win, I have no more puns." you then kiss him. "Sign! No backing out now!"

He let out a soft, breathless laugh against your lips: warm, surprised, completely undone.

"Ah… so you’re forcing the contract signing? Bold move." He pulled back just enough to look into your eyes: flushed cheeks, smudged lipstick… absolutely victorious.

"Legally binding, huh?" he whispered, "No cold feet? No 'oops I changed my mind' after I've already transferred all assets?"

Suddenly serious, he framed your face with both hands, voice dropping low and sweet, "Then listen carefully. The merger is approved. The board has voted—"

And right before sealing it with a kiss, "… and I’ve been yours since the moment you first called me annoying."

----

[loverofliliavanrouge]

Corporate puns because I love puns with Lilia Vanrouge x reader written by: loverofliliavanrouge

Note: most puns from reader are from memes I found

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"I’m accrual-y in love with you," you blurted out. You blinked. He blinks. You both blinked together

Lilia blinked again. And again. And again.

"...Uh." He had let out a shaky guffaw of laughter, scrubbed a hand down his face like he’d just gotten hit by a ton of bricks.

"You—did you just use a pun? To confess your love for me?"

He paused, then burst out laughing again. "I adore you."

"Our love isn't just a project; it's an ongoing strategic initiative with no planned end date," you added.

"Ah." he managed, voice slightly strangled, before clearing his throat." Uh. Well. I suppose if we're talking strategic initiatives…"

Suddenly smirking, he strode closer until he loomed over you, locking your chair in place between his hands as he leaned forward until you were all he saw. "Then consider me your… long-term investment."

He whispered, "With very favorable ROI ~"

"Then, let's skip the meeting and go straight to the merger," you bite a giggle from escaping.

"...Merger?" He purred the word like it was a sin. "Oh no, darling. You don’t just skip due diligence when acquiring something as valuable as me. There’ll be audits. Approvals. A very long, very thorough integration process~"

Then he leaned back down in one smooth motion, cupping your chin, voice dropping to velvet mischief: "...But fine. We can start the paperwork tonight. And skip straight to signing with our mouths."

"Okay fine you win, I have no more puns." you then kiss him. "Sign! No backing out now!"

He let out a soft, breathless laugh against your lips: warm, surprised, completely undone.

"Ah… so you’re forcing the contract signing? Bold move." He pulled back just enough to look into your eyes: flushed cheeks, smudged lipstick… absolutely victorious.

"Legally binding, huh?" he whispered, "No cold feet? No 'oops I changed my mind' after I've already transferred all assets?"

Suddenly serious, he framed your face with both hands, voice dropping low and sweet, "Then listen carefully. The merger is approved. The board has voted—"

And right before sealing it with a kiss, "… and I’ve been yours since the moment you first called me annoying."

----

[loverofliliavanrouge]

Corporate puns because I love puns with Lilia Vanrouge x reader written by: loverofliliavanrouge

Note: most puns from reader are from memes I found

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"I’m accrual-y in love with you," you blurted out. You blinked. He blinks. You both blinked together

Lilia blinked again. And again. And again.

"...Uh." He had let out a shaky guffaw of laughter, scrubbed a hand down his face like he’d just gotten hit by a ton of bricks.

"You—did you just use a pun? To confess your love for me?"

He paused, then burst out laughing again. "I adore you."

"Our love isn't just a project; it's an ongoing strategic initiative with no planned end date," you added.

"Ah." he managed, voice slightly strangled, before clearing his throat." Uh. Well. I suppose if we're talking strategic initiatives…"

Suddenly smirking, he strode closer until he loomed over you, locking your chair in place between his hands as he leaned forward until you were all he saw. "Then consider me your… long-term investment."

He whispered, "With very favorable ROI ~"

"Then, let's skip the meeting and go straight to the merger," you bite a giggle from escaping.

"...Merger?" He purred the word like it was a sin. "Oh no, darling. You don’t just skip due diligence when acquiring something as valuable as me. There’ll be audits. Approvals. A very long, very thorough integration process~"

Then he leaned back down in one smooth motion, cupping your chin, voice dropping to velvet mischief: "...But fine. We can start the paperwork tonight. And skip straight to signing with our mouths."

"Okay fine you win, I have no more puns." you then kiss him. "Sign! No backing out now!"

He let out a soft, breathless laugh against your lips: warm, surprised, completely undone.

"Ah… so you’re forcing the contract signing? Bold move." He pulled back just enough to look into your eyes: flushed cheeks, smudged lipstick… absolutely victorious.

"Legally binding, huh?" he whispered, "No cold feet? No 'oops I changed my mind' after I've already transferred all assets?"

Suddenly serious, he framed your face with both hands, voice dropping low and sweet, "Then listen carefully. The merger is approved. The board has voted—"

And right before sealing it with a kiss, "… and I’ve been yours since the moment you first called me annoying."

----

[loverofliliavanrouge]

Corporate puns because I love puns with Lilia Vanrouge x reader written by: loverofliliavanrouge

Note: most puns from reader are from memes I found

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"I’m accrual-y in love with you," you blurted out. You blinked. He blinks. You both blinked together

Lilia blinked again. And again. And again.

"...Uh." He had let out a shaky guffaw of laughter, scrubbed a hand down his face like he’d just gotten hit by a ton of bricks.

"You—did you just use a pun? To confess your love for me?"

He paused, then burst out laughing again. "I adore you."

"Our love isn't just a project; it's an ongoing strategic initiative with no planned end date," you added.

"Ah." he managed, voice slightly strangled, before clearing his throat." Uh. Well. I suppose if we're talking strategic initiatives…"

Suddenly smirking, he strode closer until he loomed over you, locking your chair in place between his hands as he leaned forward until you were all he saw. "Then consider me your… long-term investment."

He whispered, "With very favorable ROI ~"

"Then, let's skip the meeting and go straight to the merger," you bite a giggle from escaping.

"...Merger?" He purred the word like it was a sin. "Oh no, darling. You don’t just skip due diligence when acquiring something as valuable as me. There’ll be audits. Approvals. A very long, very thorough integration process~"

Then he leaned back down in one smooth motion, cupping your chin, voice dropping to velvet mischief: "...But fine. We can start the paperwork tonight. And skip straight to signing with our mouths."

"Okay fine you win, I have no more puns." you then kiss him. "Sign! No backing out now!"

He let out a soft, breathless laugh against your lips: warm, surprised, completely undone.

"Ah… so you’re forcing the contract signing? Bold move." He pulled back just enough to look into your eyes: flushed cheeks, smudged lipstick… absolutely victorious.

"Legally binding, huh?" he whispered, "No cold feet? No 'oops I changed my mind' after I've already transferred all assets?"

Suddenly serious, he framed your face with both hands, voice dropping low and sweet, "Then listen carefully. The merger is approved. The board has voted—"

And right before sealing it with a kiss, "… and I’ve been yours since the moment you first called me annoying."

----

[loverofliliavanrouge]

Corporate puns because I love puns with Lilia Vanrouge x reader written by: loverofliliavanrouge

Note: most puns from reader are from memes I found

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"I’m accrual-y in love with you," you blurted out. You blinked. He blinks. You both blinked together

Lilia blinked again. And again. And again.

"...Uh." He had let out a shaky guffaw of laughter, scrubbed a hand down his face like he’d just gotten hit by a ton of bricks.

"You—did you just use a pun? To confess your love for me?"

He paused, then burst out laughing again. "I adore you."

"Our love isn't just a project; it's an ongoing strategic initiative with no planned end date," you added.

"Ah." he managed, voice slightly strangled, before clearing his throat." Uh. Well. I suppose if we're talking strategic initiatives…"

Suddenly smirking, he strode closer until he loomed over you, locking your chair in place between his hands as he leaned forward until you were all he saw. "Then consider me your… long-term investment."

He whispered, "With very favorable ROI ~"

"Then, let's skip the meeting and go straight to the merger," you bite a giggle from escaping.

"...Merger?" He purred the word like it was a sin. "Oh no, darling. You don’t just skip due diligence when acquiring something as valuable as me. There’ll be audits. Approvals. A very long, very thorough integration process~"

Then he leaned back down in one smooth motion, cupping your chin, voice dropping to velvet mischief: "...But fine. We can start the paperwork tonight. And skip straight to signing with our mouths."

"Okay fine you win, I have no more puns." you then kiss him. "Sign! No backing out now!"

He let out a soft, breathless laugh against your lips: warm, surprised, completely undone.

"Ah… so you’re forcing the contract signing? Bold move." He pulled back just enough to look into your eyes: flushed cheeks, smudged lipstick… absolutely victorious.

"Legally binding, huh?" he whispered, "No cold feet? No 'oops I changed my mind' after I've already transferred all assets?"

Suddenly serious, he framed your face with both hands, voice dropping low and sweet, "Then listen carefully. The merger is approved. The board has voted—"

And right before sealing it with a kiss, "… and I’ve been yours since the moment you first called me annoying."

----

[loverofliliavanrouge]

Corporate puns because I love puns with Lilia Vanrouge x reader written by: loverofliliavanrouge

Note: most puns from reader are from memes I found

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"I’m accrual-y in love with you," you blurted out. You blinked. He blinks. You both blinked together

Lilia blinked again. And again. And again.

"...Uh." He had let out a shaky guffaw of laughter, scrubbed a hand down his face like he’d just gotten hit by a ton of bricks.

"You—did you just use a pun? To confess your love for me?"

He paused, then burst out laughing again. "I adore you."

"Our love isn't just a project; it's an ongoing strategic initiative with no planned end date," you added.

"Ah." he managed, voice slightly strangled, before clearing his throat." Uh. Well. I suppose if we're talking strategic initiatives…"

Suddenly smirking, he strode closer until he loomed over you, locking your chair in place between his hands as he leaned forward until you were all he saw. "Then consider me your… long-term investment."

He whispered, "With very favorable ROI (Return of Investment) ~"

"Then, let's skip the meeting and go straight to the merger," you bite a giggle from escaping.

"...Merger?" He purred the word like it was a sin. "Oh no, darling. You don’t just skip due diligence when acquiring something as valuable as me. There’ll be audits. Approvals. A very long, very thorough integration process~"

Then he leaned back down in one smooth motion, cupping your chin, voice dropping to velvet mischief: "...But fine. We can start the paperwork tonight. And skip straight to signing with our mouths."

"Okay fine you win, I have no more puns." you then kiss him. "Sign! No backing out now!"

He let out a soft, breathless laugh against your lips: warm, surprised, completely undone.

"Ah… so you’re forcing the contract signing? Bold move."

He pulled back just enough to look into your eyes: flushed cheeks, smudged lipstick… absolutely victorious.

"Legally binding, huh?" he whispered, "No cold feet? No 'oops I changed my mind' after I've already transferred all assets?"

Suddenly serious, he framed your face with both hands, voice dropping low and sweet, "Then listen carefully. The merger is approved. The board has voted—"

And right before sealing it with a kiss, "… and I’ve been yours since the moment you first called me annoying."

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