Cassidy

Hockey, Kpop, Memes, and Star Trek. Follow my hockey blog: Neets-Beats

[incorrectnct]

Sold my mattress on eBay a couple nights back so I had some money to buy a pet. My back? Stiff. My boyfriend, Ten? Mad. My iguana? Sick as fuck!

Johnny, probably (via incorrectnct)

[lovesickbum]

Taeyong: Johnny, I’d like you to meet Ten.

Ten *smiling*: Hey, nice to meet you.

Johnny *staring*: Hey, I can show you around. I can show you the world. Way up here, it’s crystal clear.

Taeyong *whispering*: Johnny, you’re doing Aladdin.

Johnny: Damn it, again?

[applejwoos]

[on vlive]

Johnny: Stop commenting “run me over daddy”…I don’t have a driver’s license!

Ten, in the comments: step on me daddy. we know you have feet

Johnny: Unfortunately no, we don’t have those in Korea

[seoseoul]

Johnny: My sexuality? Well actually, sexuality is a spectrum and it’s very hard to pin point-

Ten: [Walks by]

Johnny: I’m gay. I’m so fucking gay.

[lovesickbum]

Johnny: You just--you deserve some sort of award for putting up with me, Ten.

Ten: You're my award!

Doyoung:

Doyoung: You deserve some sort of award for putting up with me, hyung.

Taeyong: Hell, yeah, I do!! You're a real bitch sometimes!

[lovesickbum]

Lucas: What time is it?

Johnny: I don't know. Pass me that saxophone and I'll find out.

Johnny: *blows saxophone loudly*

Ten, distantly: wHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 4AM?!

Johnny: It's 4 am

[byounggoni]

johnny: 7 billion smiles in the world and still yours is my favourite.

ten: 14 billion eyes on the world and still yours are my favourite.

johnny: 705,581,945,000,000 strands of hair in the world and still yours are my favourite.

ten: 10^49-10^50 atoms in the world and still the ones that make up you are my favourite.

johnny: 6371-

doyoung: shut the fuck up

[lovesickbum]

[texting]

johnny: i had a crush on someone once and i didn’t know how to handle it so i filled their car with heart shaped confetti

ten: ...wait

ten: THAT WAS YOU????

johnny: shit

johnny: who added you back to the gc? they’re dead.

[lovesickbum]

Ten: Come on now, I wasn’t that drunk!

Johnny: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Ten: *Tearing up* But you are.

[sichengforthewinwin]

Johnny: I guess you could say I’ve….fallen for you

 Ten: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive-

[sichengforthewinwin]

Taeyong: Honestly, is there anyone here who is not gay?

Johnny: …

Ten: …

Johnny: *raises hand*

Ten: *pulls Johnny’s hand down*

[johntenctzen]

johnny: ten and i don’t use pet names for each other

taeyong: yeah, okay. what do bees make?

johnny: honey?

ten, from another room: yes, love?

johnny:

taeyong: don’t you ever lie to me again

[lovesickbum]

Doyoung: Wait for it.

Doyoung: Wait for it...

Doyoung: 09:01! Lee Taeyong is officially late for the first time ever! Alright, let's do this, who’s got theories?

Johnny: His alarm didn’t go off?

Doyoung: All three alarms? All three with battery back up? C’mon. Who wants to take this seriously?

Lucas: Oh! He was taken in his sleep?

Doyoung: That’s what I’m talking about! Super dark there Lucas, but way more plausible then Johnny’s stupid alarm clock theory.

Jaehyun: I bet he tucked himself in to tightly and got stuck.

Yuta: Maybe he fell into another dimension where he's interesting?

Taeil: It is nine o'clock, why is nobody working?

Doyoung: Lee Taeyong is a few minutes late and we're all trying to guess why.

Taeil: I'd like to play. I'd say he's... in line... at the... bank. This is fun!

Doyoung: It is fun but you're all wrong. He clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having awful sex with a moleman!

[Taeyong walks in]

Doyoung: There he is. Taeyong! Where have you been?! We've been worried sick! Do you care to explain yourself?!

Taeyong: I’m just 70 seconds late, it's not a big deal don't worry about it.

Yuta: You will tell us, and you will tell us now!

Taeyong: there was a problem at the bank...

Taeil: HOT DAMN!

[whaechan]

Johnny: This is my ex-boyfriend, Ten

Ten: You’ve gotta stop introducing me like that

Ten: I’m his husband

[lovesickbum]

johnny: hey doc are my results ready im dying from curiosity

doctor: i can tell you now it’s not just curiosity

johnny: what

doctor: what

[textingneo]

mark: *breathes*

johnny: lol whomst?

[twaeilmoon]

Oof I can finally relate:’)