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daisukesballs:

SAY ANOTHER WORD AND I’LL SHOVE MY FIST DOWN YOUR THROAT.

OH YEAH!?

Well maybe I’m INTO THAT!

#replies;;#ic;;#nsfw text //#GAY******#daisukesballs

daisukesballs:

[ takes out phone ]

[ opens google images ]

…

… … …

… … … … …

… … … lisTEN, i just want to be clear,

i’m not gay.

Huh? What’s that? You’re not gay?

But I thought you wanted me to put my fist up your ass, dude.

#replies;;#ic;;#nsfw text //#daisuke nagase is gay

daisukesballs:

Quit being weird, dude! What else would FISTING mean?

Shut up and fist me!

You wanna know what FISTING means!? Then GOOGLE IT --

IN THE IMAGE SEARCH.

#replies;;#ic;;#nsfw text //#as if kou could ever be a daddy

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@lovethemballs

Fist me gently as the sun sets.

lovethemballs-blog

How many times do I have to tell you --

Fist bumping and fisting are not the same thing!

#replies;;#ic;;#why #nsfw text //

teammates: gone balls: polished dick: out

i am forcefully removed from the gym

Altschmerz laughs @ u write me every drabble

Altschmerz: Weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years.

If he thinks about just how little Daisuke cares for school and the classes therein, Kou finds it weird how many times they’ve “studied” together – a word that demands quotations even in his head for how little studying actually gets done.

It’s a pretty constant routine.

He taps his pencil against his bottom lip, the eraser falling victim to life long habitual chewing ( Daisuke says it’s gross, but only when Kou catches him staring and asks ‘What?’ ) Kou’s trying to help Daisuke with literature, and he’s just not getting it.

Has he ever gotten it?

Kou stops tapping his pencil in favor of reading a passage from the text book in front of him, and as he reads, he catches Daisuke’s eyes on him instead of the passage. He has to stop himself from sighing as his heart jumps –

How many times is that going to happen?

He leans closer, says something, and glances at the other boy’s lips. Daisuke looks confused, looks down in what Kou thinks might be a mimicked glance, and leans away. Kou does sigh this time.

It always goes like this… A jump in his chest, a flutter in his stomach, a throb in his head – things that push him close, closer, but not close enough, and Daisuke, the freaking idiot, just doesn’t seem to get it even after all this time.

Will he ever get it?

#daisukesballs #replies;#like a literal year later #you get this shit #i tried #sort of #i haven't written anything in like 500 years forgive me #posts this while yona sleeps because that's how i run things around here

what the fuck

#im having a lot of feelings about kou ichijo and rping him #so since my school schedule isn't terrible #stares at this blog #time for a srs revamp hoo boy

u’ll nevr be michael jordan son

get out of my FUCKING FACE, BIGFOOT

#daisukesballs

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Sonia is an average kid and no one understands. dad and Dad and the basketball always giving her commands

@cilesovon

@lovethemballs

#self promo;#im tagging it #it's serious and real

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“You arms are too strong, bro.

You’ll break me.”

lovethemballs-blog

❝ God dammit, Daisuke --

Stop being a wuss and HUG ME. ❞

#daisukesballs #H U G M E

@daisukesballs

❝ C’mon, man! It’ll be like -- like you’re my bro in arms. You’re my bro, and you’re in my arms. Hugging me. Hug me. ❞

#daisukesballs #h u g m e

#trying 2 decide if i wanna get back on here #i mean i do but i have to wait and see if it's a fleeting desire or if the desire lives on

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@lovethemballs

Your mom calls me daddy, too.

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Hey. Dude. Have you ever considered, like --

NOT EXISTING?

#daisukesballs #replies;#that's a really ironic icon to use for that line #is this daisuke's idea of dirty talk #also go away!

hoo boy jesus christ what a... what a shit... what a buncha shit huh hoooooooWEE

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@lovethemballs

>> “It’s okay because we’re FRIENDS. What kind of true male friends DON’T fuck each other in the ass?! I’m telling you, that’s what friendship IS!!!”

lovethemballs-blog

❝ PLEASE tell me you didn’t just say that -- where the hell did you even get that idea!? What part of anal sex is normal for just... Friendship, Daisuke!? ❞

#nsfw ///////////#replies;#daisukesballs #:/

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“’Course I was paying attention – but obviously YOU weren’t. C’mon, dude, gay? Didn’t you see their cool hats? They were cowboys. Cowboys just… did that kinda stuff, y’know? It’s part of their culture.”

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❝ Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was talking to a cowboy expert. Where the hell did you hear any of that!? None of what just happened has anything to do with being cowboys! Face the facts, Daisuke! They were totally into each other! That’s the whole point! ❞

#daisukesballs #ok maybe its not gay when we do it but THEY WERE GAY

Ichijou-san! I'm here to inform you that the men in Brokeback Mountain are truly the bro-est of the bros!

❝ – you too? Seriously!? They’re gay!

Or, well, Ennis is probably bisexual, but whatever. ❞

#cilesovon #replies;#its fucknNG GAY IM GONA PEE ON YOU

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