A Melon Will Kill

I am allergic to cantaloupe. Jesse He/Him

[parkchanwoohoo]

[filmphotofranz]

source

[freyalune]

Clueless white guy SHOCKS civil war reenactment enthusiasts by shooting his gun in perfect Chinese

[pauljpeg]

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm in fucking stitches dude

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[okjame]

[heykyle-deactivated20201207]

I never met a carrot I didn’t like. Except for this one!

[neonvillager]

I’ve been looking for this video for ages… she keeps having them pulled down. LOVE

[bbbb123456789-blog1]

Wtf is this I’m screaming???

[succubear]

WELCOME TO MY HOME.

[realshinjiikari]

Remember when you eat you’re just a vacuum with nipples

[depsidase]

[theshittyfoodblog]

Cronch

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

nut loaf

[hidingfrompolice]

Bitch i thought that was rocks!

[warframe]

thats not bread that’s a core sample from a beach

[dat-soldier]

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!!!!!!

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

How to paint simple fruits and vegetables with traditional Chinese painting techniques by 壹蒲老师教画画

[unpeeled-human]

[unpeeled-human]

[nocturnal-necromancer]

Hello?? Can anyone hear me???

[senso1954]

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

[deseretgear]

Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison

[kirbymongerr]

Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that's told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck

[beardedmrbean]

[silken-scarves]

Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it

Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.

In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.

To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.

There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.

[headspace-hotel]

This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.

[anarchautistic]

Final shot is the bird hearing, but not seeing, the sound of a .32 ACP pistol, and flying away in shock

[lilmaneater]

"From the studio that brought you Goncharov...."

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[ahoyimlosingmymind]

”there are only the hands that feed her, and those that do not” yeah-

[funny-tik-toks]

[yorgen-sh]

[tgirl-makima]

after numerous unsuccessful intimations towards the hyundai car dealer i lean in and whisper "does it- does it have the ntr lever?"

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

machine uses image recognition to detect lice on fish and then uses laser to blast the parasites.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[footlongdingledong]

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

[footlongdingledong]

for the record I have never used tiktok and like explicitly in the dream I learned about it secondhand from a discord server so there's that also which is funny I think

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Mya arenaria isolate MELC-2E11 chromosome 1 Common name: Soft-Shell Clam

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

This damn site. If I described this site as accurately as I could, I would be unable to justify the time I spend here.

[chiimeramanticore]

i can't stop reading this aloud it sounds like a spell

[chiimeramanticore]

oscar mayer, deli fresh....

ROTISSERIE SEASONED, CHICKEN BREAST

9 OUNCES!!! ⚡✨💥💥 ⚡⚡