[loveyouinsecretpdf]

ending it seems the easiest

i cant go on like this anymore

[dreamduality]

[diamond-hoo-ha-man]

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

[ulysseus]

It's a really, really good hospital drama

[elkian]

I'm so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M's Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced

[twodimensionalboyfriend]

holy shit this is incredible

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[aspiringbelle]

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

[the-haiku-bot]

I loathe my job and

need a new one. I need all

the help I can get.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[slavery]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[justahedgehogblog]

Sure why not

[averycruelsadist]

Agreed

[waitingtobebred]

Y'know, why not?

[pregnancyriskishot]

Oh God I hope this is not a hoax. EDIT: Fucking weird!! An hour after I did this I got a response back on some work I’d quoted on but never thought would happen. And the guy apologised for not replying sooner!! Fuck the bagel worked :-)

[pregnancyrisksex]

Come on fire bagel, do your thing!

[local-lovenukes-deactivated2024]

GIVE ME SHIT OH MIGHTY BAGEL

[lokicat5]

bagel again

[prick-o]

bagel

[raiy-yn]

* shakes like dice * c’mon bagel mama don’t wanna go to thanksgiving

[ghostcrownk]

ohoho why not, let’s see what it comes

[rosietrace]

*Prays that I get to talk with HIM again*

(By him I mean my long distance boyfriend 😅)

Edit: We’re talking again!! We don’t really talk a lot cause of our (strict as all hell)parents and hiding the relationship from them, so I was really happy I got to talk with him again😊

[haunted-queenmanor-deactivated2]

Burn !!!!!!

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[lizluvscupcakes]

Yeah, we could stand to have Spider-Man dance for us; maybe it’ll help

[the-haiku-bot]

Yeah, we could stand to

have Spider-Man dance for us;

maybe it’ll help

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[julshii]

[axmxz]

[transmasc-wizard]

“I think it looks fine, yeah”

[leviathangirlclaw]

“When’s dinner”

[icarus-infinity]

“i made cake pops lol”

[gayteensupreme]

“that sucks :(”

[poly-mechanisms]

“no sorry i have to clean my room”

[gay-otlc]

“sorry lol my phone died”

[archived-and-moving]

“I’m out of the shower.”

[an-ungraceful-swan]

“You didn’t answer my question”

[booksscienceandmath]

“Google said end if end” 

[dramatic-and-damned]

“Oh…ok ok”

[linhdorr]

god said “LETS FUCK !!!” … lmao .. uisfdhjkfsd

[max-julyfield]

‘these are the results of titration’

[kalavathiii-deactivated20221009]

“How was your day?”

[indubitably-eternally-confused]

🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪

🍪 🍪 🍪🐷

[tinydinosaurperfection-deactiva]

not enough

[letspraywestayyoung]

“byee”

[whyamistillalivee]

“hehe”

[aisling-vision-deactivated20220]

Ugh- this is nothing… so boring

[sithara-studies]

“Kendall Jenner’s long lost sister”

[olla-kalla]

”What’s the shirt made of?”

“I think it’s nylon + cotton?

not sure.”

[queerio-with-a-pen]

“i feel more like myself now tbh”

[cameroncassmores]

“just wanted to let you know!”

[gossiping-about-dead-ppl]

“I REST MY CASE 💼”

[battleofbunkerhill-deactivated2]

I love you.

[himbos-hotline]

The Canadians have taken over my mind

[fluxtered]

As long as ur not dead

[anderperryshit]

“everyone in this family hates hugs for what 🙄”

[persefoniajax]

Well, that escalated quickly (yes, that actually was the last text I sent)

[dorianslayyy]

“You guys having fun?”

[image-depths]

“But there’s no postcode?”

[justasillyavocado]

“i need answers!!”

[7697660767-deactivated20230322]

“Today was not good”

💀💀

[ekcupchaide-deactivated20230430]

I love them 😭✨

[chanda-chamke-cham-cham-deactiv]

“Hamlet”

[couragemydearheart]

“so what’s going on?”

[tsaronie-cheezecake]

“im done”

[mee-iykyk-deactivated20230326]

just censor it

[morally-gayy-deactivated2023041]

“om sri jesus”

[a-really-hot-caterpillar]

Bring chocolates for me

[loveyouinsecretpdf]

'don't ask me why but that shit hit'

[bigchungo8383-deactivated202208]

this is the money ammy. reblog for blessed funds

[sofuckingblue]

small change chibiterasu to charge!!!

[tiredherethicc]

now THIS is a money spell post I can get behind!

[jukti-torko-golpo]

My eyes are bleeding.

[cardboard-box-spaceship-deactiv]

Pika pika pikachu

[fobseowyg]

What are the first three tags that come up when you type in ‘fucking’?

[skyecandi-deactivated20180917]

[theawfuledges]

okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this

[whentvsfly]

Let's make a color together!

Red

Green

Blue

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

[whentvsfly]

Here's the result!! A nice lookin color, good work everyone!

[pococurantina]

i believe we've reached a consensus

[loveyouinsecretpdf]

Prev urls?

ohnow-holdingthispain

[plvsle]

sparkly background misty for valentine’s day<3