“Even if you hate yourself, I’ll love you for the both of us.”
— Nikolai Sokolov— God of fury by Rina Kent
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@lovingls
“Even if you hate yourself, I’ll love you for the both of us.”
— Nikolai Sokolov— God of fury by Rina Kent
𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑶𝑵 𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 & 𝑵𝑰𝑲𝑶𝑳𝑨𝑰 𝑺𝑶𝑲𝑶𝑳𝑶𝑽: 𝑰𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑴 𝑨𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑻𝑰𝑪
Ava: Would you ever date a girl taller than you?
Brandon: No.
Remi: Woah, bit shallow, innit?
Mia: Yeah, what's your problem with height?
Brandon, looking at Nikolai: Oh, believe me, it's not the height I have a problem with.
“Don’t run away from me again. If you do, I’ll flip the world upside down to find you. You’re mine now, baby.”
—Nikolai Sokolov- God of fury by Rina Kent
COLLECTION 2
RWRB TEXT POSTS: PART 2.7
RELEASE THE KENSINGTON BREAKFAST SCENE!!!! because look at how happy Pez is for Henry 😭
Achilles Searching for the Shade of Patrocles
By Henry Fussli
“Go,” she says. “He waits for you.”
The Song of Achilles
The British Museum
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Gift it to the goth girl to win her heart.
Stole a mermaid's actual fucking heart oh my God
Food is meant to be enjoyed. It is not solely about nutrition. It’s also an joyful, social, cultural experience. You deserve to eat for the sake of enjoyment.
Christmas Miracle - Oh, how can it be real?! - Believe me, it’s real…
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Bunjy, do you have any fun/cursed facts about sturgeon? They are my favourite fish
sturgeon are probably responsible for most of history’s “lake monster” sightings around the world! these giant fish do sometimes cruise around just under the surface, and from a distance their primordially scaly spines can look like some kind of fantastical serpent, or something.
“STAY OUT OF THE WATER”
these freshwater fish are generally huge, sure, but some individuals have been recorded as north of 20 feet long, which is frankly ridiculous.
add that to the fact that a single sturgeon can live for more than a century and you’ve got a lake-monster hypothesis!
(or sometimes “jesus christ how did a shark get into the Great Lakes?”)
Holy fucking Jesus, that thing could eat me whole and still have room for dessert!
WELL LUCKILY(?) FOR YOU, sturgeons of all sizes are bottom feeders that rely on a diet of shellfish, crustaceans, and tiny fish that they vacuum up out of the muck. they don't even really have teeth- a sturgeon couldn't bite you even if it wanted to.
and when I say "vacuum" I am, perhaps, speaking more literally than you are comfortable with! behold, the mouth of the sturgeon:
they literally just cruise along the bottom and Hoover up anything remotely edible that seems like it might fit in their face! HUGELY uncomfortable to look at, but not dangerous.
*muffled wet slurping noises*
yessirree, if a sturgeon wanted to do you in it would have to resort to beating you to death with its mighty tail, like god intended.
(which might happen if you try to harass a big one! these things have a SEVERE amount of muscle, and a sturgeon legally can be counted as a blunt weapon)
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Hehe sturgeon go