Well, well, well….haven’t had sex in sooo long it’s basically all I can think about…getting pushed down and fucked so hard I forget my own name hehe
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Well, well, well….haven’t had sex in sooo long it’s basically all I can think about…getting pushed down and fucked so hard I forget my own name hehe
YANDERE! RICH HUSBAND x WIFE!
GENERAL AND HOUSE HUNTING/DECORATING HCS
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This might be one of my faves, actually. Enjoy and don't forget to follow me! :P
Yandere! Rich Husband who needs to tell him what you want. Not all the time, of course, because he knows you like the back of his hand and can predict your wants and desires, but in a general format, please tell him what to get at brunch. Please tell him if you want this house, please tell him if you want the car. hes reeling over here.
Yandere! Rich Husband he's good at making decisions as a man, horrible at making decisions when your in the room because he feels like the only boss shoudl be you. although i will say if you tell him to choose as a demand, he will lock in and make the perfect choice. He's complex, okay, be gentle hes just a big dumb dog with lots of money and love to give.
Yandere! Rich Husband could be touring a new house, and inside, he doesn't even know if he likes or doesn't like the house, but when youre like, "I love how it's a national landmark," he's ready to tell the real estate agent to send in the wire.
Yandere! Rich Husband has only a few preferences when it comes to interior designing, and those preferences being: that you are in the house and make the home an altar to your taste and being, and that you let him live there with you and pay all the bills. seems like a pretty good deal to me.
Yandere! Rich Husband, if you're nice like me, he can have an office or a batcave, what you may call the doghouse, which he does not mind one bit. he probably is hiding someone or something's bones in there. dont worry, he plans on making you a necklace or something out of them, he knows how much you appreciate taxidermy and the preservation of life! What a sweetheart.
Yandere! Rich Husband He's not one of those guys that nonchalant about decorating or off-handed when it comes to giving his input about your shared space. He is fully invested and intentional. You tell him your vision, and he's giving his input on the foundation and structure of making it happen. You want to redo the closet to be like a boudoir? He is, in fact, in bed watching closet demo videos and finding the best local contractors while rubbing your arm and kissing your forehead where the seam of your bonnet starts. saying things like, "What kind of upholstery should we do?" and bringing up color palettes of walnut and cherry,
Yandere! Rich Husband wants you to make the entire home yours, but he does take pride in the configuration of it. If you have guests over and say something like, "He found all the contractors for the project and watched them like a hawk. It came out perfectly!"???? yeah... youre getting fucked tonightttttt. or "I really wanted to go for a dark bohemian vibe and (H/N) found these beautiful pieces, I dont even know where he found them, but they are my favorite."????
Yandere! Rich Husband He runs upstairs to set his favorite toys out for the night because now he needs to be treated like a mutt whos being rewarded for bringing you home some stick he found out on a walk.
Yandere! Rich Husband he takes pride in the little details. the glassware and the water filters. how he found some obscure seller from wherever to supply these ethical vintage fur rugs you have, maybe given him belly rubs on after a long day while reading a book about a woman who murdered her husband.
Yandere! Rich Husband Now for his mancave, you wanted to let him go crazy and have one room in the house for himself, but you know what? That's the room he wants you to decorate the most. That and the bedroom.
Yandere! Rich Husband So when he sneaks up behind you one night, bending down and wrapping his big arms around you with a tender embrace, resting his head on your silken-clad shoulder, and whining, "Can you design my room?" you really have no way of saying no to him. you set the tone and let him put some of his favorite pictures up around the room and his little knick-knacks.
Okay but the Batfam thinking reader still doesn't know their secret identities and using it to their advantage to give into their desires without the guilt after saving her. The reader playing along because she's been lusting after them for years now.
Nothing like bringing Batman/Robins/Batgirls into your bed to thank them for saving you.
OH?? You little freaks/pos
This is actually canon to the pseudocest universe, I think I put that in once. But NOT canon to the Clingy Bruce AU.
Warning: pseudocest, identity porn(?), shame, they think the reader doesn’t know, but she knows, female!reader because anon used she/her pronouns to describe reader, SMUT, OOC behaviour, ‘daddy’ used in a sexual context, etc.
(Specific smut warnings: pseudocest, daddy kink, implied somnophilia, dub-con but only from the batfam’s perspective MOSTLY, overstimulation, edging, whining & whimpering, we’re torturing this family, the reader can get a bit mean, oral sex, penetrative sex, fucked dumb (?), Tim can only really curse for his part so I don’t know if it counts, grinding, mentions of masturbation, etc.)
BRUCE WAYNE
This one is the worst of the bunch because this guy is a FATHER FIGURE. He shouldn’t be doing this, not with a civilian and certainly not with you.
Half-aware that you have some inkling as to who is behind the mask but chooses to believe that you and him are both in denial about it. (He thinks you’re also choosing to believe it’s not him behind the mask but you are fully aware and accepting of it.)
Very hard/firm on you during the actual act but not cruel or particularly rough. He likes to take his time—to enjoy you completely and as much as he can before you are inevitably ripped from his hands and move on and get a partner who will be able to love you and touch you and hold you in all the way that Bruce cannot and that Batman cannot fully act upon.
He doesn’t know that you’re here to stay.
You don’t know if you were put in this position because he didn’t want you looking at his face for too long and somehow figuring out his identity or if he just wanted you like this.
“Ah!”
But you don’t really care.
Each one of his thrusts was harsh—slow things that almost knock you forward if not for the firm grip he has on your nape, pushing your face down into the pillow.
His low, modulated voice fills the room with rough mumbled words that just barely reach you and groans that vibrate through your flesh and have you clenching and gushing around him. Greedy like he’s the only man you ever want inside you like this.
“Like that?” He grunts, giving a hard snap of his hips that have you crying out and nodding your head mindlessly to whatever he said.
His free hand is low on your back and rising, tracing your spine like it was something miraculous to worship, like the arch of your back was something to commit to memory.
“Fuck- take it,” he hisses as you clench around him, trying to drag him in deeper, trying to get him to go faster, harder. “Take it, sweetheart, take it-“
The little pet name slips out naturally, almost instinctively. It’s what he calls you when you’re sleepy in the mornings and what he calls you when you call him crying to pick you up from school or whatever else.
It’s what he calls his daughter.
And, for some reason, it sends a flood of heat through your bones, turning you to mush at a simple word.
“Daddy,” you whine, legs trembling with an ache beyond you.
And he moans, crumbling at the sound of you whimpering beneath him, for him, though not really, and fucks into you harder, faster. “It’s okay, it’s okay-“ he pants. “I’ve got you sweetheart, I’ve got you- I’m going make it all better.”
“Daddy’s cock is going to make it all go away.”
Super duper deep in denial when he’s forced to confront the reality of the situation and that you know that it’s him behind the mask and want him anyway—maybe even because of it.
But he is also literally never letting you leave. Ever.
It’s this weird thing where he literally refuses to accept it and refuses to act upon any urges as Bruce until you get fed up and wake him up one morning by riding him.
DICK GRAYSON
Also deep in denial but in a slightly different way because he’s not your dad, he’s your older brother. (Even though you’re technically not related.)
Probably masturbated to a few photos of you and blocked it out afterwards.
Completely unaware that you know it’s him behind the mask and both consciously and subconsciously ignoring everything that says otherwise.
He curls his hands firmly over your thighs, helping you sink down on him by steadying you but doing it more so just to cling to your skin, to tether himself to something solid as he watches with wide eyes behind his domino mask as your cunt slowly, carefully swallows up every inch of him.
He’s gasping from the moment you graze the tip of him. His eyes are rolling back when you take him up to the hilt.
Beautiful. Your cunt is squeezing and dripping all around him, gripping at him like a hot, wet fist and the only thing he can think is—‘You’re beautiful.’
He doesn’t say it, he can’t with the way you’re beginning to ride him and leaving the usually chatty man speechless with the way you take him so easily, so eagerly.
But he knows it’s plain on his face, or what you can see of his face.
Face flushed, ears red, panting, hands gripping tight on your hips and thighs. He feels pathetic. He feels dirty. He feels needy.
But you’re gorgeous like this. Because you’re panting. You’re moaning as you lift yourself up, up, up until there’s danger of him accidentally slipping out then taking him in full all over again.
Beautiful.
“Love- fuck-“ he finds himself saying, whimpering with his skin thrumming a low tune of wrong, wrong, wrong. “Fucking love this cunt, baby- fucking love it-“
You smile and giggle at him, gasping when he flexes his hips upwards, completely oblivious to the fact that it’s your older brother who’s beneath you, that beneath the mask of Nightwing lay Dick Grayson and his depraved desires.
You are FULLY aware.
You both love each other a lot in this.
However, that love is inherently sinful due to the nature of it.
You don’t care but he does.
But it doesn’t matter, really, because even when he does find out and gets angry that you knew for all this time, he’ll still be the one crawling into your bed, crawling into your heart, and whining against your neck because it’s all he wants, all he needs.
CASSANDRA CAIN
Practically roleplay to her, honestly.
Finds out that you’re fully aware when you smile up at her in the middle of it from where you lay between her legs. You’re too relaxed, too willing, and looking just a bit too mischievous to not know.
Can’t find it in her to care when you swoop back down and begin to devour her feverishly.
Her hands grasps at the sheets helplessly, clawing at them and bunching them up in her hands like a lifeline. Cass can’t help but try to grind her hips against your face, trying to get more, but you press her hips back down and leave her whining and whining as your tongue slips inside her, the hot muscle thrusting in and out with an erratic sort of worship that she didn’t know you had in you.
She feels like she’s spinning out of control, tumbling out on the other side of paradise. “____,” she half-sobs, half-moans. You’ve been doing this to her for hours, eating her out, shoving your fingers inside of her, making an absolute mess of her cunt, but each time she gets close, each time she almost cums, you pull away with a wide grin on your face.
Sadistic.
“‘Lease,” she slurs, tongue heavy in her mouth and fumbling. “Please, I wanna- I wanna-“
“Shh,” you hush her gently like you weren’t being entirely cruel and unfair to her. “You said I could do whatever I wanted to you, you said I could have my way.”
Cass whines, something desperate and wanting crawling up her throat. “I’ve been- I’ve been-“
“I know, I know,” you murmur, placing a sweet little kiss on her clit that wracks through her entire body like an electrical shock. “You’ve been so, so good for me, baby. But you’re just gonna have to wait a little bit longer.”
She does sob when you slip your fingers back inside her and curl them in a way that has her just on the edge of it all.
“Just a little bit longer.”
Comes out the other end dazed, panting, dehydrated, a little scared of you, and way too attracted to you.
You’re a civilian, dude, how did you tire her out like this? (Because she let you.)
JASON TODD
The most romantic one of out all of them but still has an image to keep up.
Genuinely kind and gentle with you (even though he does make fun of you a bit) but also doesn’t know where to put his hands half the time.
Does not think you know who he is and that you have a thing for serial killers or some weird shit.
Jason is entirely wrapped around you and you around him.
Your legs are wound around his hips, ankles locked at his lower back, and arms around his torso, clinging to him tightly and pressing him down further against you. He’s got his face shoved into your collarbones, cock shoved deep enough inside you that you could feel him in your throat, that you could feel him everywhere, and with his arms wrapped around your waist, tugging you even closer, if possible, you almost felt like one being. Like there was no beginning of you and no end of him.
“Red-“ you gasp when he grinds hard into you, leaving you to throw your head back against the pillows.
He leans back only to come down and press sloppy kisses from the middle of your collarbone up to your throat, coming up to your jaw, and then, after a half-second of hesitation, ending at your mouth. You whimpering into his mouth and he swallows the sound up with reverence. “Yeah, yeah,” he pants into your mouth, tilting his head to the side to deepen the kiss, chuckling when you accept him almost instantly. “I know.”
And then he’s sliding one of his arms out of the hold he has on your waist and sliding a gloved hand down, down, down your abdomen and to that vulnerable little clit of yours.
He shudders at the feeling of your flesh beneath his fingers, cock twitching inside you. Then, his fingers are moving, pressed into your clit and massaging little circles into the nub that are slowly making you go insane.
He gasps into your mouth when buck your hips up against his. “I know.”
You may not love him. Hell, you may not even like him. But you like Red Hood. You like being beneath him. And maybe that’s enough for now.
Loves you very much.
He cares about you like a LOT in this and I hope that’s clear.
Will be having a bit of a revelation when he finds out that you do know because what do you mean you want all of him? What do you mean you don’t just want the Red Hood but that you also want Jason too? Crazy stuff.
TIM DRAKE
He does not know that you know and is taking full advantage of it.
There is still shame there of course, he’s not a complete degenerate, but y’know, not enough.
His skin is boiling. There’s a popping and crackling heat that has settled beneath his skin and-
He muffles a groan by pressing his lips together as you lick one long strip on the underside of his cock. Your eyes are dead set on his own, a mischievous, almost playful light in them as you take the tip of him into your mouth and begin to suck.
Tim fumbles to grab onto the desk beneath him, gripping onto the wood for dear life as the warm wet heat of your mouth wraps around him entirely.
“Fuck-“ he mutters, knuckles going white from the hold he has on the desk. “Fuck, fuck-“
There’s a low burning shame in him, an ember at the pit of his stomach, but it’s far too easy to ignore when you swallow around him and begin to take him deeper-
“Oh, fuck-“ Tim is weak.
“Oh, shit- just like that, just like that-“
Thinks he’s the one with the cameras. The one watching. (He is terribly wrong and he soon finds out about this when after he finds out that you knew all this time, you lift up a usb drive with a smile, ready to blackmail him if necessary to make him keep quiet. He has never been more attracted to a person ever.)
DAMIAN WAYNE
This one is going to be the most sfw out of all of them.
This boy is a ROMANTIC. He’s going to want to take things slow but may not be able to.
Genuinely thinks you’re the prettiest thing ever and wants to do all that weird couple-y shit he used to hate but is now realizing maybe he was just jealous.
He’s kissing at your neck—soft, gentle, light things that have you giggling against him. (He wishes he could keep the sound in a bottle.)
Your hands are in his hair, holding him to your skin, holding him, and scraping your fingers and nails across his scalp pleasantly.
There’s something bittersweet about it. About the fact that Robin gets this but Damian doesn’t. (And may never.)
Robin gets to kiss you, Robin gets to hold you, Robin gets grind up against you until he’s on the edge of bursting and does, and you let it all happen.
But Damian is just your little brother. Damian is just the boy who climbed into your bed for comfort and not for your body.
His hands tighten on you. You let them.
He wishes he could hold you like other men do—publicly.
(And he can’t help but feel jealous even as he bucks his hips up against your thigh and you giggle, hands reaching for his belt.
Because Damian doesn’t get this, Robin does.)
He is going to be in so much agony when he does quit being Robin and pursues the medical field. (He thinks he’s losing you.)
So very jealous—not only of himself but literally of anything and everyone because he’s insecure about his place beside you and what he wants from you.
“I can tie my own shoes you know…” Yandere childhood friend looks up at you with a smile as he pats the shoe he just finished tying. “Of course you can dear your so capable.” He says condescendingly as he places your other foot on his thigh and begins to tie it. “I’m just saying you don’t have to tie them every time plus isn’t being on your knees doing this degrading?” He pauses his motions for a moment before tightening the bow in a quick motion. “No not at all I like taking care of you.” He stands up to his full height and smiles down at you. “Plus it’s better I do it then having you straining yourself trying to tie them. Plus with how long I’ve been tying them for you it’s best if I just keep doing so. I don’t think you ever even learned.” “I actually taught myself the other day how to…” For a moment his gaze hardens but it quickly disappears as he grasps your chin, tilting your face to look up at him. “Well then unlearn~”
and inspired by said 'new' kink... m!Yandere moaning and whimpering like a slut while fucking you (gn, bottom!reader) short drabble
(not new but I only engage w it when I'm sad lol)
18+ MDNI
You'd always imagined you'd be the vocal one if something ever happened like this. That your sounds would overpower even the sound of skin slapping together in an otherwise quiet room. That you'd have to shove your face into a pillow, silence yourself a little just out of pure embarrassment.
But when he slides into you, and the whine slips from his throat as he hugs onto your waist with a desperate need, everything changes. Your name on his voice sounding like the dirtiest thing in the world in that moment, like you were all that he needed, more than water, life.
And he fucked you like it too, so desperate to be inside you that each stroke was long but fast, his cock sometimes nearly missing your hole as he pulled out and shoved back in, trying to get the best angle to press on the sweet spots inside you, babbling about how he always dreamed about this, about being inside you.
Your own brain feels all fuzzy as he mumbles every word straight in your ear as he pounds you into the mattress with clumsy strokes that somehow nailed every sweet spot you didn't know you had.
Whimpers and nips on your neck as he tells you he wants to fill you up, wants to make your stomach distend with the amount he fills you with, no matter how impossible it might seem. His dirty talk making him whimper even more, getting himself off as his cock twitches and jerks. As all of him spasms as he holds you in place to bruising.
And God, you can't hold back noises either, and yours just amplify his own, two mirrors looking back at each other as you both tear up and whine while fucking like rabbits.
He has to bite your shoulder and stilt his thrusts, his desperation to fuck you through his orgasm problematic. He might just pass out from overstimulating himself inside you, his goal of filling you, of claiming you as completely his addictive.
The idea of seeing the aftermath of it without passing out, even more so. As he tries his best to keep his eyes open as he looks up at you cumming on his cock, as his completely red face winces as you milk him. As his ears ring and he whimpers and drools and tries his best to function so he can press on your stomach and make you leak back onto him just so he can stuff you full again.
Claim you all over.
Make sure you know you're his ♡
warnings: êxplîcît fàntàsîês, smùt, 18+ còntênt, màstùrbàtîón, dǔbcón thóüghts, mdnî
Yandere man who just cannot stop fantasising about you being on your knees. And yeah, he’s not ashamed.
Yandere man who thinks that it’s your fault because you’re the one looking like a temptation every single day, he doesn’t want to look at you, but he can never take his eyes off of you.
Yandere man who just thinks that it’s so fucking unfair that you get to walk around looking like this without being able to see you on your fours and getting railed by him every single day.
Yandere man who has become this fuckin addict of jerking off because sometimes your clothes are just so tight, and sometimes the weather is so bad you come into his gaze all soaked.
Yeah, the Yandere man who leaks immediately inside his underwear because he can see the outline of your breasts, especially when you sweat, he can see the outline of the filmsy bra of yours. You look so tempting that he wants to bury his face in your chest and suck like a dog.
Yes, a dog because the this man has been reduced to a dog who would do anything for the bone. whenever you are around and it takes a lot of strength in him to not immediately pounce on you and take you apart.
Oh how he’d fuck your brains out.
warnings: êxplîcît fàntàsîês, smùt, 18+ còntênt, màstùrbàtîón, dǔbcón thóüghts, mdnî
Yandere man who just cannot stop fantasising about you being on your knees. And yeah, he’s not ashamed.
Yandere man who thinks that it’s your fault because you’re the one looking like a temptation every single day, he doesn’t want to look at you, but he can never take his eyes off of you.
Yandere man who just thinks that it’s so fucking unfair that you get to walk around looking like this without being able to see you on your fours and getting railed by him every single day.
Yandere man who has become this fuckin addict of jerking off because sometimes your clothes are just so tight, and sometimes the weather is so bad you come into his gaze all soaked.
Yeah, the Yandere man who leaks immediately inside his underwear because he can see the outline of your breasts, especially when you sweat, he can see the outline of the filmsy bra of yours. You look so tempting that he wants to bury his face in your chest and suck like a dog.
Yes, a dog because the this man has been reduced to a dog who would do anything for the bone. whenever you are around and it takes a lot of strength in him to not immediately pounce on you and take you apart.
Oh how he’d fuck your brains out.
Yandere Chef - Food Critic Darling
There is nothing that the Yandere Chef loves more than food. The art of creating a meal is a process that brings life to the soul and uncovers the secrets. What is a chef to do when the Darling is the one behind the words? xo yandreams
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Yandere Chef who knows you by reputation long before he meets you. The rising food critic who started with simple reviews of street food and quickly gained popularity for your honest and fun commentary. All of your reviews are done with a zest for life that he rarely sees in food critics these days. You don't make the reviews overly fanciful and talk about what you didn't like. You write in a way anyone can follow along. Making the entire journey an experience and not just a plate to plate transaction.
Yandere Chef that couldn't care less about what yet another food critic has to say about his food. He knows he's good. One of the best who has been around the world and uses his free time to learn new tricks. He's been a guest star on shows and has considered writing one of those cook books that sell so well these days. The words of some new star don't interest him the way that it used to. He has already proved himself and you have more to gain from reviewing than he does. Which is to say that he doesn't do anything special.
Yandere Chef who makes rounds throughout the evening to talk with all the guests because that personal connection is what he cares about. Seeing the way his food changes people and the way they gush over it is a healthy boost to his ego. You're just another patron for the evening. Another plate of perfection that will undoubtably leave you speechless and another glowing review to add to his long list of accomplishments.
Yandere Chef who stops dead in his tracks when he gets close to your table. The way that your eyes sparkle as you talk about not the food itself, but the memories that it brings up. The way you compliment the decor but criticize the way that the food seems almost too perfect. You're laughing with a staff member about it, a friend of yours possibly? There aren't notes on the table but he can see the way you take photos of the food and the jotted notes in an app before the screen goes dark.
Yandere Chef that feels a sudden desire to impress you. To make you see his food as not only exceptional, but the only food that exists. He wants to read your review and bask in the praise. To learn from each critique and get to know you better from your writing. He's struck by how out of character this is for him. He's no novice waiting for praise, he's the one all eyes turn to. Except for yours. When he finally gets to your table you treat him the same way any other guest does. You're complimentary and he takes note of what you carefully don't say.
Yandere Chef who spends hours reading other reviews you've left once he's home. You take such care in making sure your praise is equal to each critique. All the photos are not just artful but they're real. They don't look staged and not all of them are of an untouched plate. He finds himself envious of the others that have received your admiration when he has not. The review that talks about him has not been published. He wants to know everything you didn't say to him.
Yandere Chef that tracks which dishes you seem to gravitate towards more. While you try to be fair and taste a variety of dishes, there are ones that pop up more often than not. You seem partial to a specific flavor of desert and dislike another vegetable even if you'll order a dish with it. He sees how it's always pushed to the side of the plate and that you gloss over it when you talk about what you thought. Doing your best to be fair even with a personal preference against it.
Yandere Chef that keeps refreshing the page. A strange desperation filling him the longer it takes you to post what you thought about it. He has read everything else and has a pretty good idea the types of dishes you'll enjoy. Recipes springing to the front of his mind as he crafts an imaginary meal. One that is perfectly tailored to you and that you'll be sure to enjoy. Life is food, but for the first time there's something different in the way that he sees life. It's the curve of your smile and the way the praise from you felt different.
Yandere Chef who can't help but create a dish with you in mind. He starts immediately. Writing it all down because this one if different. It's not just flavors coming together to form yet another perfectly perfect meal. This one will be different. it's not meant to be shared with everyone. To appeal to the most people and to make them fall in love with what he can do. This dish is for him to...fall in love with...you?
The mere idea of you talking to other people is enough to give me numerous thought crimes.
Check it out
you're a little dirty
sorry for fantasizing about bashing that guy's head in because he talked to you :/ do you still like me and wanna stay with me forever?
the overwhelming urge to kiss them so hard. so hard that they bruise, so hard that I can taste the coppery tang of their blood on my tongue. messy and beautiful, spit and huffs and teeth clacking on teeth. no holding back-- just pure desperation.
I think platonic yans & obsession need to be talked about more .
extra cream
Have you ever wrote something like
Detective reader x criminal yandere or vice versa
♡ TW: yandere, kidnapping, serial killer, mutilation, blood and gore, amatuer amputation
♡ gn reader
It’s so sweet of you to be so obsessed with him. Following his every track—of the tracks he decides to leave behind for you, of course. But in this game the two of you play it’s clear who’s the better player. But then again, it’s not exactly a fair fight. You have to follow the law, after all, and he doesn’t. It’s way easier for him when he can watch you through any means he deems necessary—while you have to go through your boss each and every time you wish to follow up on any simple lead.
Oh, but you’re so cute—with your little crimeboard. “Is all that red string for little old me?” he’ll chuckle under his breath, sipping his coffee as he stares at your busy body from across the room. It’s too bad it’s all a waste. You’ll never find him, even though he’s right under your nose as a fellow detective.
In a way, he wishes you could play cat and mouse forever, constantly switching the roles. Though he salutes you for getting this far—there have been times when you’ve made him have to work twice as diligently—but in the end, it’s far too easy to stop you.
“I’m sorry about this—I wish I could do it differently, but you, of all people, know my M.O. better than anyone,” he apologizes, kneeling before the spot he has you strapped to a chair in his living room—a plastic sheet beneath you with your wrist neatly fixed to the armrest as he holds a heated knife to your pinky.
The gag between your teeth soaks with your spit and screams as he expertly snips the little finger clean off.
“There we go, all done!” he cheers, smiling at you gently, then putting your lopped-off digit into a plastic container filled with ice. “I’ll make sure our respected coworkers find this tomorrow.”
You shiver, screams turning to sobs and gasps. He places the box and knife onto the floor, then proceeds to cup your face in both blood-wet hands.
“Don’t worry,” he ushers. “I’m not gonna kill you like I did all the others.”
He gets in close. Thumbs stroking your tear-soaked cheeks, painting them red. His eyes seem black—eclipsed with something inhuman as he skitters across your face from your glassy doll eyes all swollen and glittery to your sniffling nose and your plumped lips sucking the cloth he’d tied around the back of your head.
Even closer now, he continues with a rasp, “No—just for you—I’ll break my ritual and keep you safe and sound with me as a living trophy,” he laughs then, breathily with elation, placing his forehead upon your sweat-pilled one. “You’ll be my audience while I continue my work,” he muses while smiling giddily up at you. “My sweetest and prettiest little fan.”
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On the topic of Dumbass!Cop Reader, as suggested by @funky-bonez...
Yandere!Villain who is inexplicably obsessed with you and has been relentlessly trying to get you on his side. He's dangerously intelligent, cunning, manipulative...and yet, you always seem to escape his carefully crafted plans. An even more frustrating affair: you're painfully oblivious to any flirting attempt fired your way.
"We can keep this between us," he drawls, leaning back in his chair. "No one will know you were here."
"I sure hope so," you confess, wiping your forehead and glancing out the window. "I've actually been suspended for two weeks. How was I supposed to know that the maniac stabbing people on stage was an actor?"
"Wait, you're the one who tased the entire Shakespeare troupe?"
Yandere!Villain who often becomes an unwilling hero, saving your ass from whatever dangerous situation you've gotten yourself into. He has concluded a long time ago you cannot be trusted with anything beyond speeding tickets: how the entire Police squad keeps giving you high-risk underground cases remains a mystery to him.
"Careful, they've got a whole team of armed men in there," he warns, stepping in front of you protectively.
"What are you talking about, this is a yoga studio. They even called me personally and told me to come alone for an experience to die for," you explain. "I wonder how they knew my name and job. That's a good marketing team right there."
Yandere!Villain who keeps getting rejected in the most humiliating manner, yet his yearning for you only grows stronger. Another small obstacle - he will have you one day nonetheless.
"Think about it," he presses with oratory passion. "We could rule the world together. You and me."
"I don't know about that," you mumble, lost in thought.
Damn it, you're this close to cracking the case! If only you could figure out what these symbols mean. You scan the folder with a frown, shooing away your suitor.
He stares, then sighs deeply.
"You're holding the paper upside down," he whispers, defeated. "I'll circle the important hints for you. Hand me a marker."
"Fascinating," you murmur.
i don’t want to hear “i love you.” i want to hear “i think about you when i shouldn’t.” “i check your page before i sleep.” “i can’t stop.”