* 🌙 UNRAVELED SENTENCE MEME.
VIDEO : I READ ALL 337 BOOKS IN SKYRIM SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO
“i’m here to give you my top five reccomendations of books, here in my skyrim book report.”
[sing-song tone] “skyrim book rePOOOOORT”
“everyone knows that self published doesn’t count.”
“my second reaction to this was WHAT THE FUCK.”
“hey, ____? what the FUCK.”
“no one has ever enjoyed writing or reading an academic paper.”
“WHY’D YOU PUT IT IN A VIDEO GAME.”
“everyone knows that poetry and theatre are meant to be seen and not read.”
“I READ ALL 338 YA DINGUS.”
“some thieves can’t read. if you can’t read, get someone to read this book to you.”
“he gets into necromancy, to bring her back from the dead.”
“this ones for you, waughin!”
“except instead of a hobbit, it is a midlevel bureaucrat.”
“who doesn’t love a little erotic lizard fiction?”
"there is no way you can manage to maintain that level of erotic tension for seven acts.”
“as a person who has done one or two plays in my life, that’s just unfeasable.”
“it’s important to get your flu shot.”
“i straight up chortled.”
“and you know what? they are valid. and they’re wrong.”
“teach the kids. with skyrim.”
“i am the keeper of the picture.”
“I BORE THIS BURDEN! FOR YOU!”
“HOW DARE YOU JETTISON MY GIFT.”