@galaexic | x.
❝ hm? ❞ you set the plant you were holding down, turning to look at whatever caught the page’s attention. ❝ oh! that’s a venus flytrap, but uhh… jade-ified, i guess??? hehe. be careful, it bites. ❞ no, it doesn’t, but you liked telling people that it did to see their reactions.
you’re about to ask for clarification on whatever the hell jade-ified means when fear suddenly shoots through you. this is because the supposed thing you’ve never seen before apparently bites and you, rather dumbly, have your hand stuck between the two leaves. as a reflex, you yank your hand away, pressing to your chest with the other one. after a moment of scanning the apparent threat, you then turn to jade, deciding to try and laugh off how scared you momentarily were. ❝ pardon my beard, i didn’t quite catch that. a whatsies whosits? ❞
