death by a thousand cuts

[hypnohyenashappyhousing]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

it’s time to get….. nsfw

[toobertpoondert]

This post gives me anxiety

[sheepthief]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

i absolutely hate this. have a terrible day

[wormplant]

i’ve only seen this in screenshots

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

seeing this comment on one of my posts is really and truly jarring to the core

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Telling skinny people they look like they give terrible hugs

[worldofcity]

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

[babyonwire]

[atuans]

i’m bisexual and stupid. that’s all i am. god looked at my shitty tiny frame and said, “you’re going to be a little bisexual moron” then released me into the world.

[floralls]

by shinichillout54

[floralls]

by CARRIE HARWOOD

[aragun]

You have my gun

[legunlas]

And my gun

[gunli]

And my gun!

[aeiously]

[stanning-seb]

297/∞ photos of Sebastian Stan just because…

[dragontatoes]

Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

[quorpiest]

Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

i mean if we’re being absolutely, 100% objective about it all, THE best greentext story is “you know how it is with spaghetti”

[mettic]

wrong

[sovietsofficial]

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

**ahem**

[xadnem]

Fools.

[lesbianredpanda]

Tumblr is gonna die without me knowing a single fucking thing about Homestuck and honestly I think that’s pretty sexy of me

[debaucherries]

Finding out Bo Burnham is 6'5" and not like 5'11" has absolutely killed me today. The concept of some Goliath twink pacing around a stage yelling absurdities and throwing glitter is triggering my fight or flight response

[distac-deactivated20240729]

I’m sorry HE’S WHAT NOW??

[wetorturedsomefolks]

time to relax and have some me time! *spends five hours clenching my jaw, chewing my lip, sweating, and shivering slightly while laying in bed compulsively refreshing websites* 

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

[hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017]

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

[mediumsizedboy]

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

[theocseason4]

I think about this post every day

[myfairyqueenmercury]

Live at The Bowl, June 5, 1982.