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Word on the Street Is...

Bates has a mysterious new cat in town. I wonder who?

Stop Trying to Make Low-Impact-Gossip Happen. It's NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

I hear a certain tumblr blog has been pretty neglected.

Or whatever.

It's fine, I have four of my own.

HOW SCANDALOUS!

I heard that a certain blonde sophomore misses her Maine contacts (friends? Spies? Who knows?) Think of that! The audacity of that girl. Having feelings?!

did you hear what that victoria did?!?! She didn't accept my low impact gossip post!!

I hear she couldn't even figure out how to accept them until over a week later!!

Just heard that John stepped on a sidewalk crack. No word on the status of his mother's back. Send your best wishes as we hope she did not crack any vertebrae

Oh my!

Nicole will be playing at Ronjstock as the opening act. This is the highest impact gossip we've had all season. GO WITNESS THE BIRTH OF A STAR!

#nicole #ronj #instruments I can't spell #life

Watch out!

I hear Amy gained a single victory point. That girl is taking over!

Did you hear...

John Goodman stopped to tie his shoe. HOW EMBARRASSING!

Lights Out!

One light bulb in Cheney common room is out. Now, the public seeks for answers....

Who unscrewed it? Where is physical plant? Is physical plant being invaded by zombies? Did the light bulb turn itself off? Why aren't the other bulbs out? What makes this bulb so weak and lame? Or is it special? Is it a rebel? Against what evil force does it act? Or, is it itself, evil?

Keep following this story for juicy updates.... xoxo ccr

There's a new Weizenkönig in town.

The Worst

Kevin and Vic made us all watch the official Call Me Maybe music video.

AHA!

You know who framed roger rabbit? I do! It was…JILLIAN!

Don't tell anyone but...

I hear John has broken a shoelace. Isn't that a shame? Can anyone loan him one?

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