Stabbed potato
Cheapness: 5/5 Easiness: 5/5 (alternative - 4/5) Tastiness: 4/5 (alternative - 5/5) Tools: microwave, bowl, fork, knife Minimum: -potato Medium: + mayo or milk + spices + cheese Short instructions: - wash potato - stab in with a fork at least in 5 different places - microwave for 3-5 minutes on max depending on the size of the potato - cut in half - munch the potato out of the skin - repeat until no longer hungry Longer instructions (with options): - Wash the potato - Stab it with a fork at least in 5 different places OR peel and cut the potato into chunks - Put the potato into the microwave for 3-5 minutes on max. If chunked, it's best to cover the potato with a microwave lid or plastic wrap with some holes in it. ~ If you're not sure about the timing, do 3 minutes, then stab it a bit to see if it's soft, then do 2 more minutes if it's not - Extra step: Cover the microwaved potato in spices, mayo/a splash o milk, cheese and whatever else you can scrounge up. Alternatively, put the cheese in, microwave on low for a minute, then add the rest o the stuff. Melted cheese! - Extra step 2: mash it up and add milk and butter for extra cozyness. Absolutely unnecessary though and kinda hard to do with a fork. - Repeat until no longer hungry! Pro tip: dw too much about the microwave time, eating a bit of slightly undercooked potato isn't gonna be a big deal for most people. You'll be ok! tbh i was sleeping on potatoes and hating them for a very long time, but this is top tier "i just gotta get some food in my mouth" kind of food" ngl















