[jovuuu]

Don’t blame Eddie for being in a constant state of fight-or-flight

[kixlepixel]

[sideshowgoth]

did everyone see these photos of Jason Greene aka Freckle, though

Photos by Alexa Nikol

[dbejfdewfbwekf-deactivated20211]

it takes me 3-7 business days to process my feelings

[punkdaddyphil]

[silence-in-submission]

Exactly

[parkchanwoohoo]

It’s feminist for me to fantasize about a beefy country boy to lift things for me and introduce me to his goats, because it turns me on and is therefore empowering!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!

[parkchanwoohoo]

Are there weird gender role issues here if he has a big appetite and I make a lot of food for him? NO, because I am also PEGGING HIM in this scenario!! I am the FARM DOMME

[parkchanwoohoo]

I’m going back in time to cancel this post because I’ve been told this is categorized as horny on main. Frankly I don’t see how it is horny to want someone in scuffed jeans blush while letting you pet their sheep but I’ve been overruled and I have a career to consider so [REDACTED]

[kryptonians]

Julia I’m reporting you

[kryptonians]

Julia I’m just worried about the goats

[parkchanwoohoo]

God okay you don’t understand, the goats initially are somewhat skittish but end up liking me right away, leading the farmboy to go “I’ve never seen them warm up to anyone so quickly before!” And we share a shy but tender glance as the sun sets, until a goat does something silly that makes us both break into laughter. The GOATS are ESSENTIAL in getting him to NUT IN ME

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Prolific Pen Comics

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

Michelle Gomez as Mary Wardwell in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (2018-)

[vanduobones]

BOO-Berries and cream!

[gaypeopletwitter]

[akiwuff]

God @ straight girls

[evilterf]

If you aren’t exclusively attracted to the same sex don’t fucking call yourself gay. 

[soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog]

Then stop using the terms gay marriage, gay rights, gay bars, gay pride, and gay community when you mean LGBT+ or same-sex. Stop saying “lesbian and gay organization” to refer to LGBT+ organizations – looking at you, pflag! If you don’t want gay to be an umbrella term, stop using it as one.

You can’t force the label gay on bi and pan people against our will and then complain when we use it. It doesn’t work like that.

[soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog]

I'mma gonna reblog this again because it’s making the openly transphobic OP incoherently angry and I am all about that shit.

[prz3p4sc-deactivated20220331]

[ex0skeletal]

(Art Source)

[functioning-minne-holic]

Some girls just want you to baby them and spit in their mouths

[slurpiie]

HAIRY GUYS👏BIG GUYS👏SMALL GUYS👏MEN OF COLOUR👏CHUBBY GUYS👏ARE👏ALL👏SEXY👏AND👏VALID

[retrogamingblog]

Milkbun created a set of pins based on her “guide to” pokemon comics

[lesbianlumberjack-deactivated20]

i dont want my milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard. how do i get the girls to come to my yard

[longlashedingenue]

Iced coffee