Frederick the Wary

"Just thinking about starting fire..." "...er.. Campfires, of course." M!A: None Indie Frederick RP Blog OOC: OutofFirewood

[loyalfire]

SPIT IT OUT, S-SENPAI

"Will you—bear my children?"

[palettexknives-deactivated20140]

"I have one thing to say."

…

…

“Fuk’Qu."

[loyalfire]

"If it's any consolation, you can think of Milord as your second husband or something.."

[loyalfire]

SPIT IT OUT, S-SENPAI

"Will you—bear my children?"

[palettexknives-deactivated20140]

"W-Well… I-I suppose it’s alright… But that means we must be married, live in a large manor, and you must put me and our beautiful babies above Chrom. Okay~?"

[loyalfire]

OSHI-- Already filing for divorce. Gonna go didney. on you.

"No chance, no way. I won't do it, oh no." You swoon, you sigh, he denies you, ho ho. "I have to say, Milord must come first."

[rosannean-archive-blog]

Spit it out, Virion.

send 'spit it out!' and i'll randomly generate a number. whatever number it is, my muse will blurt it out to yours!

    "ɪ … ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ like your butt."

[loyalfire]

O, U.

"I feel my derriere is not worthy"

[akaxne-deactivated20150117]

Spit it out.

"Would you like to go on a date?—W-Wait-what did i just say!?!"

[akaxne-deactivated20150117]

-Takes out a crane and reaches it out to him.-"You forgot about your crane."

[loyalfire]

"...Ah yes." He says, suddenly evolving into Freddybear.

Nabs the bird in question and flys away via HM02.

[akaxne-deactivated20150117]

Spit it out.

"Would you like to go on a date?—W-Wait-what did i just say!?!"

[akaxne-deactivated20150117]

"W-Wait! Come back!"

[loyalfire]

Frederick stops in his tracks and turns around with the most deadpan look on his face.

"...Yes?"

[akaxne-deactivated20150117]

Spit it out.

"Would you like to go on a date?—W-Wait-what did i just say!?!"

[loyalfire]

"After saying that you potentially view me in my 50's? I don't think so." He trots off.

[loyalfire]

SPIT IT OUT, S-SENPAI

"Will you—bear my children?"

[palettexknives-deactivated20140]

"Frederick, I—"

[loyalfire]

"I''m already not wearing underwear, so we might as well, right?'

[loyalfire]

"Spit it out."

"I’m not wearing any underwear."

[awatcherofdarkness-deactivated2]

"Then put some on, you dunce!"

[loyalfire]

[loyalfire]

"Spit it out."

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

[loyalfire]

spit it out!

"D—Does the carpet m-match the drapes?"

[epitomizingperfection-blog]

"I suppose so..?" She replied, a questioning tone. What.. drapes were there in this tent of his, because there certainly was not any windows present.

[loyalfire]

Fortunate for him she doesn't understand the context of his question.

"...Good to know."

[loyalfire]

spit it out!

"...I really need to pee."

[loyalfire]

"Sp-spit it out?!"

"W--We're going to be parents!" ISNT. THIS. JUST. GRAAND?

[loyalfire]

SPIT IT OUT, S-SENPAI

"Will you--bear my children?"

[loyalfire]

spit it out!

"D--Does the carpet m-match the drapes?"

[loyalfire]

"How old are you really?"

...Frederick didn't like this question. He often didn't enjoy bring attention to himself in the first place, but this in particular got on his nerves...

So what if he in this thirties? He's mature and capable... He's not that old. Right?

"...Old enough to tell you to mind your elders." he said sternly.

[sidestuiff]

Send 'SPIT IT OUT!' and I'll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blurt it out to you!

It’s gonna be a mixed bag. Go with caution!

Numbers: 1 - 50

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[loyalfire]

"you so owe me." CB

"Y--Yes, I suppose I do..." he grinned nervously.

How did it come to this? All Frederick wanted to do was clean the bathrooms... he didn't anticipate seeing a group of women showering... If Virion hadn't stepped forward and claimed that it was his doing, Frederick's reputation would have most certainly been tarnished.

Though now that he's gone and said that... it makes him wonder if Virion had been waiting for an opportunity like this. The dandy was smarter than Frederick gave him credit for.

"...Thank you." he said forcefully, still feeling embarrassed.