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@lt-stares-menacingly
[Translation] Lt. was forced by Soap to make this ask blog. He is not happy about this. Do not poke him. Or do, who am I to stop you.
{Rules}
1. Anything goes, except:
-outright rudeness.
-any sort of bigotry.
2. Any bullshit will be deleted without comment.
3. Who the hell is the translator?
Quick question,
Why do you all like the random crap I put on here?
Same reason as me, twin.
...they love a handsome Scottish devil with a deep voice and striking accent.
...and they want our tadgers.
No one wants your hairy cockpole, Johnny.
*Hands him a GhostMeow plushie and walks away*
[Translation] I think... he likes it?
Protected
[Translation] He WISHES he was built like that...
A wee bee!
[Translation] He is physically vibrating with excitement.
Admirable craftsmanship.
[Translation] He thinks its cute as fuck but he's got an image to uphold.
All the new pride unicorns are up!! These guys have needed a refresher for ages, but I'm so happy with how they turned out! They're up in my Redbubble and Teepublic if you wanna support a little queer artist you can get them on a bunch of cute stuff!
Didja know the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland?
Happy Pride to all of you wee menaces.
(Me? I'm particularly fond of that pink and purple one. Dunno, the colors seem nice. Though the rainbow one's a classic, isn't it?)
👁️👄👁️
[Translation] I think this broke him.
You're not being homophobic, are you, LT?
Cuz I thought you were an ally.
...unless...?
...
[Translation] I think he's panicking. Somebody help him with what to say
All the new pride unicorns are up!! These guys have needed a refresher for ages, but I'm so happy with how they turned out! They're up in my Redbubble and Teepublic if you wanna support a little queer artist you can get them on a bunch of cute stuff!
Didja know the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland?
Happy Pride to all of you wee menaces.
(Me? I'm particularly fond of that pink and purple one. Dunno, the colors seem nice. Though the rainbow one's a classic, isn't it?)
👁️👄👁️
[Translation] I think this broke him.
Congragulations, it's a.... VIRUS!
…oh my God. It looks just like its father.
And who is that, Soap?
[Translation] He seems... almost jealous? Maybe Translator is just going insane having to be between these two. #saveTranslator2026
Do I get to be the Godfather?
- @lt-stares-menacingly
's not-
...
I'm gonna kill you, LT. You did this to me.
One of us decided it was a good idea to eat the week old Butter chicken, Johnny. What'd the medics say?
[Translation] He said Johnny because he's worriiiieeeed.
Congrats.... 🫃muahahahahahaha
-rolls over in med bay bed, grumpy-
'm not pregnant, unless you count the shit I just gave as giving birth.
Think I ate something wrong. Probably the fuckin' beans on toast Ghost insisted was a delicacy. Stomach's cramping like it's trying to expel itself through my asshole.
The baby wants out, Soap...
[Translation] Deeply smug, now off with the rookies.
LT, I don't feel so good...
-@lets-get-us-a-win
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you're not getting out of the ruck with the rookies, Sergeant.
No, sir, I'm serious, I-
-bends over- Hrrk!
-claps hand over mouth-
-vomits-
Uuurghhh.
Bloody Hell, Soap.
You're pregnant?
[Translator] Ran away. Unavailable.
-look up, bewildered-
I'm- what? No, I'm not-
-dry heaves again- I'm not pregnant, I'm just feeling... peaky...
-hoists himself up- Alright, let's ruck.
You're not giving us all the runnys with your cursed pregnancy virus, Soap. Go to medical, for fucks sake.
[Translation] Aww, he does care!! #boybortion
LT, I don't feel so good...
-@lets-get-us-a-win
👁️👁️
you're not getting out of the ruck with the rookies, Sergeant.
No, sir, I'm serious, I-
-bends over- Hrrk!
-claps hand over mouth-
-vomits-
Uuurghhh.
Bloody Hell, Soap.
You're pregnant?
[Translator] Ran away. Unavailable.
LT, I don't feel so good...
-@lets-get-us-a-win
👁️👁️
you're not getting out of the ruck with the rookies, Sergeant.
[Translation] Construction noises on base kept him up all night. Probably on a hair trigger for the rest of the day. Proceed with caution. Or don't.
-sighs, sags on rec room couch-
When Wee Translator tells you to be careful, you listen to her. Tried sparring with the big bastard and he nearly broke my nose.
And he likes me.
Who said I like you?
[Translation] Uh oh.
You mean you don't like me??? Sir, I thought we had something special.
You lost that privledge after the glitter bomb incident.
[Translation] Construction noises on base kept him up all night. Probably on a hair trigger for the rest of the day. Proceed with caution. Or don't.
-sighs, sags on rec room couch-
When Wee Translator tells you to be careful, you listen to her. Tried sparring with the big bastard and he nearly broke my nose.
And he likes me.
Who said I like you?
[Translation] Uh oh.
Ghost.
I'm on the fucking verge of lobotomizing these new Privates. The only reason I haven't is because the medical tent has been full for a week now. Can you talk or stare some sense into them?
Last time I tried I caught them vaping.
vaping.
[Translation] He's mumbling angrily about lung capacity and cancer risk. He looks ready to demote them all, and I'm pretty sure they're already all the lowest rang possible.
