It's a film! the human centipede's a FUCKING FILM!

CROW - HE/HIM/THEY I DONT REALLY CARE - HUMAN CENTIPEDE ONCE A THOUSAND YEARS - IM THE SEPERATED AU GUY - DONT BE SCARED TO SEND IN STUFF OR TAG ME

[ltcmdrpossum]

the human centipede?????

hi! im Crow. i shitpost about the human centipede (no pun intended. mostly) !!! :-) he/whatever i dont really care. made the seperated au. im really awesome when i dont go offline for 40 years.

I do NOT! like people who sexualize minors or consume sexualized art/media of minors. sorry. thats gross. like, extra. please avoid following if that's you. yeah. no.

я русский, если что. рус/анг - все норм, я не против, как вам удобнее!

[ltcmdrpossum]

[ltcmdrpossum]

hi uncipede

EXCUSE me????? EXCUSE ME?????

Technically this would be any of the ogtrio. as the original centipedes, respectively. are you confusing me for one of them?

[ltcmdrpossum]

who the FUCK wants to get busy with katsuro in my inbox

[ltcmdrpossum]

I think I could kill tom six barehanded i think if I met him irl i would enter a state of blazing fury after 20 minutes of conversation and end up killing him barehanded

but not before you force him to release the graphic novel, yeah?

[ltcmdrpossum]

wish me a happy birthday guys! todays my birthday

[ltcmdrpossum]

does human centipede 3 still happen in seperated au?

yeah! since the incident still became a popular true crime case in-universe (hence, the Martin Lomax incident also occurring).

bill boss is unstoppable. he even tried searching for heiter to speak with him.

[ltcmdrpossum]

Hearing the phrase "Little boo boo doll" has me extend "labubu" into "little bubu" and now I extend "Lomax" into "little max", too. Martin Little Max

beautiful. carry on

[luvlyfifi]

i hate how this looks OH MY GHSUDHSJHSS

butttt this is a special request for smbdy..... @drheitershusbandwifejasperjessa

[ltcmdrpossum]

I went into the human centipede tags and there was this rando called ltcmdrpossum? what

[ltcmdrpossum]

Hi I’m very scared

do not be scared this is MARTIN LABUBU. he is scared too. lets bully him TOGETHER. okay? he looks great. okay?

[voskiie]

NO DON'T BULLY HIM I love him 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[ltcmdrpossum]

he appreciates you 💓

[luvlyfifi]

i rlly wish we got to see more of katsuro's character ... like yes i do know that we got some of his background like how he cast out his parents, left his kid, and led a selfish life but i wanna know more of his personality ☹️

we dont know what he truly is like since he was in an agitated and aggressive state for the entire movie (which is reasonable) and we dont even know how he was captured..... 🤒

[ltcmdrpossum]

if only we got the fuckass graphic novel MAYBE TOM WOULD'VE ELABORATED! so true user luvlyfifi

[luvlyfifi]

wallsuro if it was actually good

[ltcmdrpossum]

...are u trans..

...are we concerned...? ...are we whispering...

[ltcmdrpossum]

guys whisper ok?

[tuskipedeconfessions]

I know it wasn’t originally made in black and white but whenever I see a clip of THC2 in color it feels so viscerally wrong that I have to go into my device’s settings and make everything greyscale in order to watch it

.

[ltcmdrpossum]

oooops sorry 😭😭😭 I centipeded your pair of friends ummm sorry 😭😭😭😭 . oh and you as well sorry!😭😭😭😭 sorry umm you're stuck like this now. sorry😭😭 oh you don't understand. извините, так понятней? просто так получилось.😭😭😭😭 я правда не хотел 😭😭😭! мне жаль. 😭😭😭 oh what was that? not German???? scheiße my bad

[ltcmdrpossum]

Dating Lindsay headcanons (Lindsay x masc reader)

She leaves you for a woman

the face said woman makes if she somehow doesn't:

in all seriousness however I could actually write some headcanons out. it could be fun