tusk n the human centipede confession blog. yea.

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Uhhh stuff [WILL PROBALLY MAKE A STRAWPAGE 4 THIS SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE but for now I hope this is ok]:

- nsfw stuff is on a case by case basis but honestly unless its straight up porn it will be posted [with the appropriate tags ofc]

- only use slurs if you're not on anon. ik this seems dumb but yea.

- basically what it says on the tin , confession/takes/headcannons/whatever blog for tusk [honestly the whole true north trilogy] and all three of the human centipede movies.

- there is only one mod so bear with me ,,, CET timezone.

- this is the basics but please dont be like racist , transphobic , homophobic , ableist or sexist.

- for the rest say whatever you please. i can and will turn down some asks although its gonna be really really rare.

- i also take kinfessions if anyone wants to send them!!

- on that topic selfship stuff is allowed , as I said as long as it dosent break any of the basic rules you're allowed to go wild with anything.

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op i hope you know how much joy i felt finding this blog because my senior thesis is centered around comparing these two films omg someone gets it

I'm. Happy 4 u anon :D

I mainly grouoped these 2 fandkms togheter since, atleast here onntumblr, most fans of the one are also fans of the other. (And I really love confession accounts LOL)

Your senior thesis seems cool asf

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mr tusk vs human centipede epic rap battles of history

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Howard kills his walrus (dohhhhh)

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why did tusk pee EWWWWWW!!!

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“Im Wallace”

“I’m Martin”

the mute cptsd brothers

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there should be a tuskipede animated sitcom. Howard moves in with heiter new norm style and stupid stuff happens. & they could start doing weird multiverse stuff for 2 & 3 cameos when they run out of ideas

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i WISHHH ppl wrote more thc fics that werent just jokes

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I wish this fandom was bigger you guys seem so cool and kind, I feel like a temporary neighbor here

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Just a thought here...if Martin had a partner, would he make them part of the human centipede? Would he tell them? Would he hide what he did from them? Would he have sketches/photos of them scattered throughout his scrapbook? (I'm asking this for those who have seen the movie and know how Martin generally acts; I really wanted to see it, but I don't know if my eyes could handle what awaits me.)

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wallace x katsuro is da GOAT and everyone should get into it NOWWW

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Howard and [insert human centipede character] this

Wallace and [insert human centipede character]

Fuck those two why not Guy Lapointe and Bill Boss boxing each other and then becoming pals or great enemies

(Jk Wallace and Howard are goated)

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I hope someone will make tusk edit with I Am The Walrus by Beatles that would be so peak

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Wallace in his walrus form looks kinda scary, I’m not going to lie

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for those of you who don’t get the joke:

the centipede is a metaphor for penis

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i think the human centipede sucks and tusk is better

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in another reality Tom Six milks the hell out of the human centipede franchise using the “prequels exist in the next movie as movies” thing and everyone has centipede fatigue

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