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OOC: Hiatus Notice
I will be out of the country for two months. I’m sorry I waited till the last minutes but its better I say something at all. I will check for rp’s and save them to drafts. Feel free to leave stuff in my inbox to look forward too.
Thanks for understanding!
Alpha
James looked up at Clint from his book. His scent permeating off of him. “Need something birdie?” He played it cool. Not letting on anything about the thoughts entering his mind. Bending him over on the countertop/ dinner table, pressing him against a wall face first, maybe even picking him up and raveging him, “He’s always wanted that the little princess”James thought to himself with a little smirk, even though he was in looking at Barton.
ltcolwarmachine:
hawkeyeagentbarton:
“What?” Clint looked up. ” No, I’m fine.” Clint shook his head and accidently spilled a bit of his hot coffee over his chest. “Ouch! Damn!” Clint groaned annoyed. He placed his coffee mug on the counter and took his shirt off.
“See, now you’re doing that on purpose blue jay”
“Doing what on purpose? Are you okay?”
James grabs some paper towels and goes to Clint. “Like, how can you be this much of a clutz and still be that sexy. It’s not fair ya know?”
Clint took one of the paper towels out of James’ and started to clean his chest. He chuckled as he heard what James said. “U take that as an compliment.”
James leaned over and kissed Clint atop his head and threw the tissue at him. “yeah maybe” he said rolling his eyes at his boyfriend. “idiot”
"Alpha
ltcolwarmachine
"Please my dear?" Lenore murmured, her body pressing against his, "Please."
James looked into Lenore’s eyes in honest, never looking away. “I’ve made mistakes but I’m not above apologizing or correcting them. I know you’re angry and if I was in your position I would be too but please know I love you and whatever I have to do to get you back I will. Although, I’m not going to stop you, if you want to go with….” he didn’t look at the man in the car, just a point with his thumb “I won’t stop you either”
theominousbird:
"Do you think I fucking want this!?" she demanded, "Will you yell at me again? When I’m hurt? When you hurt me?"
James looked at Lenore, “I’m human, when I get angry sometimes I yell. When you got mad you did the same. Will I do it when you’re hurt, no. Will I ever try to betray your trust again. No. All I ask is that you be patient with me. Can I have that?”
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//-weeps because I’ve missed you- hallo//
Darcy sighed as she started to relax in the tub of her new apartment, the one she had just gotten with Jim. Well, not just, they had been living there for a month now. Her eyes closed as she listened to the music on her ipod. Not hearing the door open wider.
She did hear a sound that didn’t belong so she opened her eyes and smiled at Jim as he looked at her in the tub. His work clothes still on. “What? It was calling me. I couldn’t wait for you. The water is still hot though. Pass me the wine?”
James thrusts himself into Darcy, Kissing her deeply as his already engorged cock begins to swell as he finally releases his hot seed. James thrusts deep, getting slower with each one. As he can feel himself empty everything inside Darcy. He groans in between deeply passionate kisses. “ooh….fuck baby..” He pants as he slowly looks down and slowly pulls out and watches as his seed leak from Darcy’s dribbling lower lips.
He panted out as he watched her. “Well… H-how was that for a welcome..home?” James was covered in a mix of sweat and water and he wasn’t sure if he got out just as dirty as when he went in. He kisses her waist and slowly up to the chest and lips.
Darcy kissed back as she felt James cum in her. She smiles at him faintly, letting her head fall back against the tub as he pulls out. Hissing softly at the feeling. She could feel herself drip into their bathwater and feels her body clench at the knowledge.
She grinned and lifted her head just enough to look at him. “I think…I should be asking you that question.” She huffed a small laugh and let her head hang again. Humming as he kissed up her torso. “M’gunna have to get out soon. I’m gunna prune even more.”
A lovely night (Closed Rp)
James snaps back to reality coolly, kinda embarrassed that he actually got caught looking into her eyes. “Oh no, you don’t have anything on your face…I-well I was actually wondering if you liked the food.” He said as he finished the last few bits of his food and washing down the last few bits of his food with his beer. “I don’t often get to cook much so I was wondering what you thought” He said as he got a chip and at it.
Darcy blinked at James, looked down at her mostly eaten food and chuckled. “What, me not breathing wasn’t an idea of how much I liked it?” She teased lightly, taking another bite, chewing and swallowing before she spoke again. She could have some manners after all. “Its really good Jim. You did good.”
James smirked and scoffed some air out of his lungs. “Thanks Darcy” he replied warmly as he resumed taking another spiteful. It really had been a long time since he had a good time with a woman. After finishing up his bite. “Hey Darcy...aside from eat. Got any plans tonight?”
Darcy knocked hesitantly. "Colonel? Tony asked me to being you these schematics an not leave until you finished or you made me."
James was reading some papers when he noticed a unfamilar woman at his door walking to him. “Thanks. Though if you don’t mind me asking. Who are you?”
Darcy laughed manically her face burning bright red. “That asshole. He said he’d never tell.” She murmured embarrassed. Darcy covered her face and screamed silently. “So. Um. Sorry. About this. He’s… I mean. Okay yes it’s true I’m attracted to you. You’re smart and funny and super good looking. But like. I mean… We can forget this if you want.” She avoided eye contact determined to murder Tony as soon as she got out of there.
James kept on smiling like he was sort of out of it. “Well, that’s Tony for you. Don’t worry about it. He does that all the time. Sorry if that ah…got you too worked up, alright?” He said as he got out of his chair and walked up closer to Darcy. “I’m not sure I’m sold on dating just yet but. I’m always up for lunch, my treat?” James asked soft and kind.
“Don’t worry about it. I’m a big girl.” She shrugged and listened as he spoke. Goosebumps broke out all over her arms when she realized that he had gotten closer. “Lunch? Yeah. I… I mean… I’d like that.” Darcy smiled. She was honestly just happy he wasn’t giving her an outright ‘fuck no you’re a kid and I don’t know you.’
James looked at Darcy when she called herself a big girl and commented. “Nice an’ thick eh? I love women like that.” he got a long look up and down at Darcy and wasn’t dissapointed. “Great I know of a place nearby the office. What are ya in the mood for?”
Hey I’m back on Rhodey again.
I didn’t have much of a muse for Rhodey for last few weeks, there was a lot on my mind that I won’t share here. It has been rough but hey that’s life right? Anyway I’m back! So I’ll be getting to replies that I’ve let sit in drafts pile for God knows how long! Well if anyone needs me feel free to hit up my askbox!
"Hey, I might be gone tomorrow. Some freak cooking accident. Or I fall out of the sky I dunno." He said with a scoff and a smile. "Besides...I don't think I say that too often anyway.."
ltcolwarmachine
"Do you think you love me then?"
"I know I do Lenore. Come here and I'll show you."
"Alpha
ltcolwarmachine
"Please my dear?" Lenore murmured, her body pressing against his, "Please."
"Lenore…Please. Wait." James said with his voice calm, "I just… want to talk. Can you at least just talk to me?" James reached out for Lenore’s hand, grasping it softly.
She stared at him, “What is there to talk about? You have made your opinions of me quite clear. You do not trust me, or like me very much, so why do you want me to stay?”
"It’s because I love you Lenore, and the thought you being with some else…just…and for the record " He sighed. "I’m not going to say sorry, because my actions will speak louder. Just please, please come back with me." James spoke sincerely and with Ernest.
The man in the car called to her a question of intention. Would she not please get her ass in the car. “That’s what the cycle of abuse is, right? Telling someone things are getting better when they do not?”
James looked into Lenore's eyes in honest, never looking away. "I've made mistakes but I'm not above apologizing or correcting them. I know you're angry and if I was in your position I would be too but please know I love you and whatever I have to do to get you back I will. Although, I'm not going to stop you, if you want to go with...." he didn't look at the man in the car, just a point with his thumb "I won't stop you either"
"Tony, if you wanted to fuck you could've done it in a less conspicuous way."
There was a small roll of his eyes as he pulled on the chains. “Yeah no. Actually not me. Natsaha thought we needed to make up… and yeah… I have no idea where the keys are.” He glanced up at him with a blush still on his cheeks but wiggled ackwordly in the clothing She had put him in. which was riding up his ass at this point.
James looked at Tony’s clothing, “Wait..is that….are those?” He couldn’t really believe what he was seeing at this point. As he walked closer he looked down at Tony. “Who’s idea was this?”
The blush just got deeper once he noticed what he was wearing and he cleared his throat. Tugging on the chains a bit more. “She.. found the… in my closet.. I…” He stopped biting down on his lip as he moved awkwardly on the bed. “I like them ok. There is a reason I never told anyone.. I know its for women… Just get these damn chains off. I’ll change”
James grinned and took at his cell phone and started taking pictures. "Now why would I want you to do that? I wanted to know who put you this together so I can thank them properly. Come on Tony, don't be all shy with me now."
Darcy knocked hesitantly. "Colonel? Tony asked me to being you these schematics an not leave until you finished or you made me."
James was reading some papers when he noticed a unfamilar woman at his door walking to him. “Thanks. Though if you don’t mind me asking. Who are you?”
Darcy laughed manically her face burning bright red. “That asshole. He said he’d never tell.” She murmured embarrassed. Darcy covered her face and screamed silently. “So. Um. Sorry. About this. He’s… I mean. Okay yes it’s true I’m attracted to you. You’re smart and funny and super good looking. But like. I mean… We can forget this if you want.” She avoided eye contact determined to murder Tony as soon as she got out of there.
James kept on smiling like he was sort of out of it. "Well, that's Tony for you. Don't worry about it. He does that all the time. Sorry if that ah...got you too worked up, alright?" He said as he got out of his chair and walked up closer to Darcy. "I'm not sure I'm sold on dating just yet but. I'm always up for lunch, my treat?" James asked soft and kind.
James took a quick glance at val before moving on. “The operation will be set at Gonclavo’s mansion—or rather as you will see later on, his fortress. The location of which his Rio De Jenario, Brazil. Obviously we will be working on Delta time. GMT for those not in the know. Also from this moment on, Gonclavo will be referred to by the codename: Diamondback for the entirety of this OP. We all clear with everything so far?” he said scanning the audience
Juliet arched a brow at the name but, nodded all the same. Showing that she understood what he was saying. She was making a list of what would be required in her bag. It was going to be a very interesting operation to say the very least.
"If any off you are wondering why he was giving the codename. It's due to the fact that I was first tasked on hunting him down. I got off two rounds in his back but due outside intervention he got away." He stood there, leaning on the wall, no one noticing his clenched fits. "But WE won't let him run will we?!" He heard a collective "Hua Sir! " from the seats. "Good, operation begins in 10 hours, make sure you go over the notes BEFORE hand. If you have any questions, ask before wheels up!"
Alpha
James looked up at Clint from his book. His scent permeating off of him. “Need something birdie?” He played it cool. Not letting on anything about the thoughts entering his mind. Bending him over on the countertop/ dinner table, pressing him against a wall face first, maybe even picking him up and raveging him, “He’s always wanted that the little princess”James thought to himself with a little smirk, even though he was in looking at Barton.
ltcolwarmachine:
hawkeyeagentbarton:
"What?" Clint looked up. " No, I’m fine." Clint shook his head and accidently spilled a bit of his hot coffee over his chest. "Ouch! Damn!" Clint groaned annoyed. He placed his coffee mug on the counter and took his shirt off.
"See, now you’re doing that on purpose blue jay"
"Doing what on purpose? Are you okay?"
James grabs some paper towels and goes to Clint. "Like, how can you be this much of a clutz and still be that sexy. It's not fair ya know?"
"It’s South American. Now lets see if you can guess." James said with a little grin. he too another sip of his coffee before waiting for Sterling’s answer.
"I don’t know much about the origins of coffee. I just know its destination. As in, my stomach." He smiled, setting down the cup for a moment. "What are you getting at, sir?"
James set his mug down and smiled. "The answer Columbia. The reason I told you that was because once you're settled in and I can asses where you'd fit best. You're coming with me. One of our clients is has a contract with the governmental Air Force, and since I know the officers in charge. This just fits perfect for the company."
Hey kids, your favorite black barista here. So I am the only person of color employed at my specific shop (I live in suburbia and it’s a living hell), and today we had this as our trivia question (answer is B). I didn’t pick it, although almost every white person who came in assumed I did. I thought I’d share some of the gems I heard because of it:
Older White Man who always answers the trivia every single fucking day and has NEVER complained about the questions: Who the hell cares?? They’re all idiots anyway. I hate this question. White Co-Worker: Couldn’t agree more! Me: *horrified silence*
White Woman: Wow this is a tough one, I don’t think many people who come in here listen to rap music. Do I look like I listen to rap music? *laughs* Me: Well I’m pretty sure you don’t need a certain look to listen to music, just…ears. So yeah, you do! White Woman: Oh…sure…
12 different White Customers throughout my shift: Did you write this question?
White Woman #2: Why would you choose a question that only certain people would know? Me: *almost rolls my eyes into oblivion*
College-aged white guy: Hmm… *turns to black guy waiting in line behind him whom HE DOESN’T FUCKING KNOW* You got the answer to this right? *laughs* Black Guy: *gives me the “can u believe this fucking cracker” look* Me: *gives him the “I know brotha just pray to the lord for strength” look*
And much more. Y’all it was fucking wild to see white people so uncomfortable with something as simple as a trivia question that even hinted at blackness. We have questions about everything from fucking astrophysics to types of cheese but it was this one that was just “too much” or “outside their knowledge.” Soooo ridiculous and childish and…welp, racist.
this is an important post
5 seconds on Google will answer this, and the white people rather moan than look it up. And assume the only other black people in the room just mystically know.
*rolls eyes*
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Dear geek girls, today I made something special for you. Let me know if you like the idea!
The Avengers - 6 pieces of pleasure
Captain America - silicon vibrator Iron Man - twin motor vibrator Thor - electrical stimulator Hawkeye - G-spot vibrator Black Widow - discreet clitoral stimulator Hulk - 12” silicone dildo
The hell of it is - Marvel could probably make a lot of cold, hard cash out of this stuff if they actually produced it. Reminds me a little bit of this fic.
