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@ltdophmitaka [Entertain me!]

A smirk flits onto Revan’s face when Mitaka jumps from his sudden arrival. Already his decision to see the lieutenant was paying off. Now he had to think of something to do that wouldn’t kill the poor man… literally or from embarrassment. He suddenly grins.

“How about,” Revan starts casually, “you come with me to the training rooms? It’s better than sitting here all day pecking at buttons.”

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Mitaka huffs and stops ‘pecking’ for a moment, ready to start a rant about his job and how important it is, to keep the first order functioning. "I’m not just poking random buttons and hoping things work, you know-!”

But, well...it has been a long time since he’s stretched his legs, hasn’t it? General Hux was busy, and he’d already done all his work...

“...Alright.” He relents, letting out a sigh. “Fine. Let’s go work out.”

#rcvan

"Oh, Lieutenant~" Revan slinks up behind the officer, "I'm bored."

Mitaka’s whole body jumps a little in surprise and then he sighs and goes back to typing, huffing slightly. He’s annoyed, but, damn it, he can’t just leave Revan bored. Force knows what would happen if he did that.

“Well, I’m busy. What exactly do you expect me to do?”

#rcvan

*sneaks in a Valentine's kiss*

Mitaka lets out a soft squeak of surprised at the sneaky Force-user’s kiss, but quickly grips his collar, kissing him hard and biting his lower lip. He won’t lose!

#I WILL OUT-KISS YOU #YOU'LL SEE #rcvan

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rcvan:

“You, hush. I was trying for something nicer but if you’re so desperate for food I can feed you a ration bar,” Revan threatened.

“Nooo~” Mitaka says dramatically and bats his eyelashes. “That’s so mean, I was promised Revan’s special homecooking~”

#Put on the kiss the cook apron I bought for you Rev #dewit #rcvan

rcvan:

Revan eyed the remains of what was supposed to be his dinner and sighs in annoyance.

“Why can’t there be a Force ability for cooking?”

“Why can’t the scariest, strongest force user just...pick up a knife and cut with it?”

He’s sitting at his table, watching with interest, a little smirk on his lips.

“C’mon, hurry up! I’m hungry!!”

#rcvan

Revan just grins. He absolutely knows. "It's a fun goal to aim for."

“Oh, I knew you were still after my death!” Never trust people who use the force!

#rcvan

"Greeting people normally is boring!"

“It’s boring and polite. If you continue to give me mini heart-attacks every time I see you, I’m going to die. You know that, right?”

#rcvan

"Yes. I must." He grabs the officers collar and drags him into a kiss. "Happy new year."

Mitaka yelps and grimaces as he’s grabbed by the collar, fully ready for something wholly unpleasant, but then he’s met with soft lips. His eyes widen and he lets out a little “Mmph!” of surprise.

“Y-yeah.” he laughs and graces Revan with a small smile, cheeks tinted pink. “You too.” He reaches up and pinches his cheek. “But you could greet me normally, you know!”

#rcvan

*breathes on his ear*

“Eyeep!” A shiver shoots down his body and he quickly clamps his hands over his ears. “Must you!?”

#rcvan

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angry sexual tension starters

a continuation of this meme: ( x ). as requested by anon. warning: these can be a bit crude.

“If you keep talking, I have no idea what I’ll do to you.”

“Unclench your fist unless it’s going up my ass.”

“Complain that you’re cold again and I’ll make sure you feel heated.”

“It’s two AM! You better be here for a booty call.”

“What is with you?! Stop leaning in so close to me!”

“NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO UNLESS WE’RE IN BED.”

“You better shut up, or I’ll do it for you.”

“I fucking hate you! Stop looking at me all sexy.”

“Let go of my shirt, unless you plan on ripping it off.”

“Kiss my ass.” / “Suck my ass.”

“Fight me! With your mouth! On my mouth!”

“If you turn your back on me again, you better be bending over.”

“Oh, so you wanna wrestle? Take your clothes off then!”

“You say ‘I hate you’, but all I hear is ‘fuck me’.”

“Stop cleaning already! There are better things for you to do on your knees.”

“You think you’re the boss of me just because you’re hot?!”

“You can take your middle finger and shove it up my ass.”

“If you keep yelling at me, I’m going to have to punish you.”

“Why’d you push me up against the wall?!”

“I can’t STAND when you look at me with those long eyelashes.”

“Stop biting your lip and bite me instead!”

“Quit saying you’re bored, or I’ll find a way to entertain you.”

#nsfw #meme #hatesex pls

"I'm immortal. I'm. Never. Ever. Going to leave you alone." Fades back into the shadows. A whisper, "I'm watching you~"

He can only let out a long, sad whimper as Revan disappears. When he’s sure that Revan is gone, he rubs his butt where he was slapped. He needs a large, stiff drink.

#((LMAOOOO #rcvan

*appears from the shadows to smack dat ass*

He lets out an extremely loud shriek. No, no, it's been ages! It can't be-But he knows that hand. HE KNOWS THAT HAND."WHY?!"