my bog house

[lub3d]

although most men wont let me peg them, its comforting to know that Cosmo the Fairy from the famous children's comedy franchise, The Fairy Odd Parents© would not hesiate to spread his phat cheeks for my silcone dick

[lub3d]

excuse me sir, this is my emotional support cottage

[lub3d]

that snail you found in your backyard when you were 7? you know the one you fed grass? ye it was reincarnated as your best friend. your welcome

[lub3d]

does living come with complimentary mints or nah?

[lub3d]

this app has given me powers that it didnt even know existed.

[lub3d]

who is jim and why is he so slim??

[lub3d]

everytime your bile rises a hole of lies is burned into your throat.

so dont cheat in uno.

[lub3d]

i have decided that i no longer want my toes. i will be putting them on sale at the farmer's market this tuesday.

[lub3d]

"where are the cats?" i ask the viod

"here" the viod says, producing a pirated dvd of Cats 2019

[lub3d]

hmm

ear milk

[lub3d]

nose milk nose milk nose milk nose milk nose milk nose milk nos

[lub3d]

there is milk in my nose. i smell it

[lub3d]

i have a recording of you crying labeled "ode to a fool"

[lub3d]

who is this uncle sam?? i have no uncles. my parents are only children. so who is this new uncle and why does he demand my money???

[lub3d]

this is my swap and your just swimming in it

[lub3d]

they want more cornmeal. i do not have enough.

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where are the frogs?? i was promised frogs.