Oops! Hi.

Harry wants a baby.

[lubeoflarry]

me: *applying eos lip balm*

brain: bite into it

me: what why

brain: Egg

[urfookinjob]

what are they so scared of about a fucking bathroom story? do they think the antis would suddenly realize larry is real just because they told how they met? do they think the entire fandom doesn’t aready know that story? do they know people were there and told everyone else that they told the story just so it’d be cut out later? i’m sorry but how can people say the larries broke their friendshp when literally the only people here doing this is their own team trying to make them seem like two strangers to each other?

[nue]

i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash

[rolledtaco]

 ~

[since-he-was-eighteen]

so my boyfriend of 3 months and i were going to have sex today for the first time (together) and i hadn't told him i like 1d yet, and like my room has no posters hanging or anything so nobody can really tell (bc all that stuff is in a personal shrine) and he made a like sex playlist and no control got on and i made him get off me and confront the situation and he told me that he is a really big 1d fan and that we weren't going to work out if i didn't like them and we ended up watching WWA lmao

Oh my fuckNIGN GOD MARYR HIIM

[16meets18history]

JC: Louis, what was your first impression of Harry?

[knightchanges]

and if you’re looking for someone to write your chicken stuffed with mozarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash stories about baby im perfect

[louisismighty-deactivated201604]

It is 2015 and Harry is still asked about Taylor Swift and women twice his age.  It is 2015 and we don’t know more about Niall than his love for Derby and the fans.  It is 2015 and we’re made to believe that Liam is close-minded and ready to break out on his own.  It is 2015 and Louis is nothing but a party boy, father to be who dislikes his band mate because the fans ruined their relationship. This is ridiculous.

THIS RIGHT HERE (x)

You guys need to read this

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING AMERICANS

THESE HERE ARE CALLED SCOOBYWUFFERS AND THEY ARE THE BEST THING EVER MADE. NEVER HEARD OF THEM? THATS BECAUSE THEY ONLY EXIST IN BRITAIN. THEY COME IN TWO FLAVOURS AND THEY’RE MY FAVOURITE FOOD EVER. SOMETIMES I GO DOWN BY THE HARBOUR AND EAT THEM AFTER A HARD DAY OF LABOUR. THEY COME IN ALL KINDS OF COLOURS AND THERE’S A HOLE IN THE CENTRE OF THEM. BET YOU AMERICANS ARE PRETTY JEALOUS HUH

[lubeoflarry]

That's a fucking TWIZZLER

[fookinwithlarry-deactivated2017]

Int: Have you guys ever been skinny dipping at a hotel pool?

half of this band has no chill

nO CHILL

[sauerkrautharry]

there’s a buzzfeed quiz where you have to guess if this is a harry styles tweet or an indie band name and it’s the hardest thing ever fuck that kid

[alritepetal]

for anyone looking - quiz

[cheeselarry]

so tomorrow we'll hear the toilet story

*screaming*

[squirreldeer]

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Truly a Christmas miracle. 

[enantiomers]

THEY NEED SOME SLEEP AND I NEED SLEEP

A FAN ABOUT THE BREAK AND SPEAKING FOR ALL OF US (via enantiomers)

[harrystylesdaily]

Harry Discusses the Awkwardness of Talking About Zayn

[broders]

The London Session - Episode 3

[define-larry]

NEVER HAVE I EVER MARRIED ONE OF MY BANDMATES

[spottedtich]

Hang it in the Louvre.