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Rulli | Personal/Humor blog | 100% real squirreldeer (♯｀∧´)

[cardsagainstprofanity-deactivat]

you can laugh at other people’s accents all you want, the fact that you’re monolingual is the real joke here

[jacktheswimmer]

Cromchy

[thecommonchick]

friend: are u a big spoon or a little spoon?

me: im a knife

[dokodokito]

Queen Of The Clouds

[the-pottydactyl]

[keeyawnuh]

[skoryx]

Dumb meme feat. @squirreldeer

[gammaraaay-deactivated20160403]

[dantelionwishes]

he took a bath for this

[squirreldeer]

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-

Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

[brakken]

Uh oh.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

this picture is better and more suspenseful than any super man comic on earth.

[squirreldeer]

Update

My blog hasn't been very active lately since I don't use Tumblr as much as I used to. I am a little bit more active on my art blog in case you'd like to check me out @skoryx . I might post on here every once in a while but I haven't had time for Tumblr recently. 🖖

[sofiatheserbian]

iconic

[squirreldeer]

This is the worst thing I've ever seen

[lake-erie]

girl: come over me: i can’t, i’m using my sensitive barbels scour the riverbed for morsels of food girl: i hollowed out a nesting cavity under a flat stone me:

[metadefumaca]

this is truly the realest thing I’ve ever watched

[squirreldeer]

Omg my family is Vietnamese and we use our washing machine as a drying rack as well, even though our dishwasher is totally functional.

[katribou]

have fun paying for your damn media, rowlet and litten users

[iguanamouth]

mood

birds with real big long legs sitting like this and facing left

[yugirimistwalker]

you all can never match my strength.

[iguanamouth]

dont meddle in forces that you dont comprehend