pizza boy wonder

twenty three year old white dude with dyslexia and a love for skateboarding. irish/italian blood.

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xoblainematthews:

“You’re looking a lot of things, Luc, but I wouldn’t say that ‘hot’ is one of them. Go clean something, you freak.” Andie laughed, tossing a spare rag at his shoulder, “Ladies love a man who knows his way around a few chores.” 

“Well now I just know you’re a liar on top of a jerk because I’m always hot,” Luca said with a scoff, grabbing the rag as it hit his shoulder. He started to rub the window nearest to him with it with a sardonic smile on his face as he stared in her direction. “I know how to clean, I just choose not to.”

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xoblainematthews:

Blaine didn’t realize how close Luca truly was until she looked up, the grin slipping from her lips as the air swooshed out of her lungs in surprise. Her eyes only glanced down to his mouth for a moment, her own going dry at the sight of his tongue licking over them. “Th-thought about what?” Blaine asked after a moment, finally feeling her heart begin to beat in her chest again as she stood up a little straighter, “My brother kicking your ass? It may have come to mind once or twice.”

“Nah, nah, nah, not that,” he said shaking his head. Luca wasn’t going to let her change the subject that easily. He saw the way she had swallowed nervously, and despite the fact that this was his friend, and friends were almost always off limits, he couldn’t help but want to tease her more. He really shouldn’t enjoy it as much as he did but if there was one thing Luca loved, it was seduction. “I mean kissing me. You’ve thought about it. What it might be like. I know you have.”

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andiedandycait:

@luca-gallagher

“If you’re going to slack off the whole shift, you could at least be fuckin’ subtle about it. You know, organize something - dust the windowsills. Use the drool all over the counter to make it nice and shiny for the closing shift.” 

“I’m sitting here looking hot, Andie. It draws customers in. Obviously I’m not slacking off, jeez.”

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lennox-taylor:

The suggestion made her cheeks burn, but she knew that was the point. It was always the point with them. Seeing who could push the farthest or get the best reaction and now was no different. “Fine.” She huffed out, turning around and scooting back between his legs. Her back rested against his chest, goosebumps cluttering to the surface of her skin, but she maintained her unbothered expression as she went back to reading her book. 

He had been expecting a scoff, a ‘get out’, anything but her actually agreeing. So when she huffed out a ‘fine’ in response and turned her back to fit up against his chest, Luca was momentarily stunned. He kept his arms on the edge of the tub, trying not to think about how close in proximity they were now, in a way they hadn’t been before. “There, that wasn’t so bad,” he said, hoping to sound unaffected.” In order to keep his thoughts as pure as possible so that certain parts of him wouldn’t get any ideas, he tilted his head back on the tub and looked up at the ceiling, thinking of anything other than the girl between his legs.

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Text ✉ Roomie

Len: Wanna bet?

Len: No, it's not. Shut up. Wouldn't satisfy your wet dream of watching me go down on some girl?

Luc: Where would you go, really?

Luc: Make me. Well, that wasn't a wet dream of mine, but it is now.

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xoblainematthews:

Luca’s words kept an ever growing blush spread over her cheeks, Blaine tilting her head to let her hair fall down over her face, hiding the color with a dismissive laugh. “Ever the comedian, Luc.” The girl managed after a few moments, deeming the vinyl well enough organized for now as she made her way behind the counter. “Don’t let my brother hear you say something like that.”

He raised his eyebrows, moving with her as she headed behind the counter, though he mirrored her as he stood in front of it instead, leaning over it towards the girl. “Who’s joking? Please, I’m not afraid of Aric. Dude might be ripped but I could totally take him.” Their faces were inches apart and Luca licked his lips. “Come on, Brain, you can’t tell me you haven’t thought about it.”

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Text ✉ Roomie

Len: Would too.

Len: It's not adorable when you can't reach the top shelves of things. I'm sure you won't have an issue finding two girls willing to put on a show for you.

Luc: You're all talk.

Luc: That's even more adorable, I don't know what you're talking about. Oh I know I wouldn't, but that's not the same thing.

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lennox-taylor:

“But only when she’s naked, in the tub, and obviously trying to get through her readings due tomorrow.” She pointed out, glancing over the top of her book. “Like I’d give you the satisfaction.” She mumbled, dropping her eyes back down to the page she was on. “Just stop taking up so much room.” The girl grumbled, shifting around a bit more.

Luca put a hand to his chest, pretending to be offended. “That is so not true. I spend time with you plenty when we’re both clothed and not in the tub.” He offered her a cheeky smile when she said she wouldn’t give him the satisfaction. “I can’t help that I take up this much room. If you’re so worried about it, you could turn around and sit in my lap.”

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Text ✉ Roomie

Len: I guess I should be the one who moves out then.

Len: Don't be mean about it. No, you perv.

Luc: You'd never leave me. Don't fool yourself.

Luc: I'm not being mean about it. Just because I point out that you're short doesn't mean it's a problem. I personally think it's adorable. Damn. Crush all my dreams.

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lennox-taylor:

“I don’t believe it, honestly.” She sighed, rolling her eyes at his smirk before dropping them back down to the page of her book. Her legs pulled up, knees tucked close to her chest as she rested her chin on the tops of them. She was attempting to take up the least amount of space possible in the small tub, hoping it’d help her cheeks stop being so red. “Fan -fucking- tastic.” She mumbled as she went back to reading her book. 

“Look, whether you believe it or not, I’m not always having girls over every waking moment. There are times when I like to take a break and just chill with my roomie.” He noticed the way she curled up into herself, but again, being the clueless boy he was had no idea that she was trying to keep from touching him. “If you really want me to leave, and ask nicely, I will.”

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Text ✉ Roomie

Len: It's your apartment. I couldn't kick you out if I wanted to. We could always give it a try.

Len: I'm not that short. Who said it'd be someone with a dick?

Luc: I mean you could always try. Not saying I'd go.

Luc: We've been through this already. You're short. Get over it. I'm just saying. If you wanna get jiggy with it with a girl, that's cool too. Let me watch?

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Text ✉ Roomie

Len: You're so mean to me.

Len: There are people shorter. You'd enjoy that a little too much.

Luc: You must like it cause you haven't kicked me out yet.

Luc: Of course there are. But that doesn't change the fact that you're short. Why would I enjoy listening to you getting dicked?

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xoblainematthews:

Blaine nudged the man right back with a laugh, shaking her head a little at his comment, “You’ve got way too much going on to be working yourself up over me.“ The girl winked, following along after Luca as he worked his way around the store; Blaine just shrugged a little, beginning to flip through the classic rock section for anything that might be out of place. “I guess you are. But I wouldn’t worry too hard - I’m sure some other beautiful girl will be making her way through the door any minute now to give you a second shot at the night.” 

“Oh Brain, I’m always worked up over you.” Luca’s eyebrows waggled suggestively before he laughed and looked back down at the albums in his hand, putting Def Leppard back where it belonged, which funnily enough was not in Rolling Stones. He didn’t look up until she mentioned a beautiful girl walking through the door, looking towards the store’s entrance and then back at her. “Why would I worry about that? I’ve got a beautiful girl here all to myself right now. Now if I could just get her to kiss me...”

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Text ✉ Roomie

Len: Aw, come on!

Len: I'm not even that short! Because it's not like you tell me about it. I hear it through the walls. There's a difference.

Luc: Nope.

Luc: 5'2" is short, hate to break it to you. Well to be fair, if you brought someone over, I'd be able to hear it all too. You just don't.

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lennox-taylor:

“Your booty call fall through?” She questioned, trying not to seem fidgety or nervous, knowing he’d tease her otherwise. “Just something for class.” She answered, shifting around to try and stop them from touching, but the tub was too small for that. “Are you done proving your point? Can you leave, so I can finish?”

“Believe it or not, but I didn’t have a booty call planned. Now if some girl calls later, I can’t say that won’t change,” he said with a smirk, still oblivious to the fact that Len might be uncomfortable. He thought she was just shifting to accommodate for the fact that another person was in the tub now. “Nope. The more I know it annoys you, the longer I’m going to stay in here.”

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Text ✉ Roomie

Len: You know you wanna.

Len: Rude! I feel like I probably shouldn't know so much about your sex life.

Luc: Nope, I don't. That's all you get.

Luc: Not rude, facts. Why not? You're my roommate and one of my best friends, why shouldn't you know?

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Text ✉ Roomie

Len: I'm sorry, what was that?

Len: Be more creative, don't just cop out. That's a little disturbing.

Luc: I'm not repeating it. That's all you get.

Luc: Miniscule? Puny? Come on, give the dyslexic kid a break. Why is that disturbing? My sexual prowess should be no surprise to you.