Little Chef

I'm determined to be a great chef just like my grandfather Gusteau. I'm going to achieve my dreams, I'm sure of it. -Lucette Linguini-18-Alfredo Linguini & Colette Tatou-Paris, France-

[lucette-linguini]

Please help me?

[pierre-lefou-blog]

I missed you too, Luce.

[lucette-linguini]

We still haven't gone to Paris together to visit. Maybe that'd be a good summer vacation plan? 

[squirrel-dogg-deactivated201609]

[lucette-linguini]

Coffee tastes all weird, and the smell is gross! 

[lucette-linguini]

Please help me?

[ashlynrider-deactivated20140929]

What did you need help with Lucette?

[lucette-linguini]

Getting ride of clothes. Do you mind helping me out Ashlyn? 

[lucette-linguini]

Please help me?

[majaka-bear]

I don’t mind! I mean, I’ve lived in a jungle and once in a while I’d find bad food. 

Alrighty, I can do that! Which dress are you thinkin’ of giving away? Dontcha want to try them on first?

[lucette-linguini]

A jungle hmmm? A jungle where? 

I'll try them on and you tell me which ones you like. That fine? 

[lucette-linguini]

Please help me?

[pierre-lefou-blog]

Of course, anything.

[lucette-linguini]

[kisses him] Missed you Supes. 

[lucette-linguini]

Please help me?

[majaka-bear]

I could be your food tester, yeah? 

Yea, we could that too! Are we goin’ to town then?

[lucette-linguini]

You really won't have a problem testing my food even after I told you it makes people vomit? 

Sure we can, after I finish packing the clothes up. [shrugs] Well you finish packing the clothes up that we need to take into town. 

[lucette-linguini]

Please help me?

[pierre-lefou-blog]

That probably wont work but we can give it a go.

[lucette-linguini]

Can I ask for one more favor before we start? 

[valentina-hatter-blog]

People find life so boring that they feel the need to make their bums have fun.

[valentina-hatter-blog]

Hardly. I still don’t understand why this one spins. If the entire world moves slower than I do I don’t believe that will make it more fun. But thank you for the offer. 

[lucette-linguini]

Your welcome? If the earth moved slower wouldn't we all die? 

[lucette-linguini]

Please help me?

[majaka-bear]

You’re gonna be a chef? Could I try your food when ya make it? 

We could sell em to a store or somethin’. Or you could hand them out to people outside!

[lucette-linguini]

It'll take a while. Right now my food would probably make you vomit. 

Or...we could put them in one of the goodwill boxes in town. 

[valentina-hatter-blog]

People find life so boring that they feel the need to make their bums have fun.

[valentina-hatter-blog]

No! The chair, you see, it spins. 

[lucette-linguini]

Oh! Yes! I knew that! I certainly didn't think it meant sex. Noooope. If I push you in your chair so that you can spin faster do you think life would be less boring for you? 

[lucette-linguini]

Please help me?

[pierre-lefou-blog]

And how may I help in this process?

[lucette-linguini]

I try something on and you tell me what you like and what you don't like/ 

[valentina-hatter-blog]

People find life so boring that they feel the need to make their bums have fun.

[lucette-linguini]

How do you make your bum fun? You mean like... [whispers] Intercourse? 

[lucette-linguini]

Please help me?

[pierre-lefou-blog]

Of course. What do you need?

[lucette-linguini]

I'm giving clothes away Supey. But I don't know which ones to give away. 

[lucette-linguini]

Please help me?

[majaka-bear]

Majaka Bear. Pleasure to meet ya Lucette. 

I can help! Why’re you givin’ them away though?

[lucette-linguini]

Nice to meet you too. 

I just started thinking, wow I have too many dresses. I want to be a chef, do chefs need to have so many? Couldn't people who actually need to dress formally put my dresses to better use? 

[kailani-pelekai-deactivated2016]

(I’m the one in the red)

[lucette-linguini]

Scuse me! You can keep dancing I'm just taking a survey. Do you mind? 

[zelda-is-perfect-deactivated201]

[In a mocking tone]

Kitten~ Where art thou Kitten?

[Can’t help but laugh] Oh, people these days are hilarious.

[lucette-linguini]

What are you talking about? 

[lucette-linguini]

Please help me?

[majaka-bear]

I can help ya if you want.

[lucette-linguini]

Alright you'll do. [points to herself] Lucette Linguini. 

I'm picking out dresses from my closet to give away.