Lucía’s Dracula blog

I’m Lucía, and this is where I put my Dracula things. Icon by Nil Laverick.

[no-face-no-shame]

Tumblr girlies when their bestie Jonathan emails to describe horrors beyond comprehesion that he's experiencing during his little trip

[noritaro]

he threw out my shaving mirror ://

[twoguysonebeartrap]

[ashtry-deactivated20250504]

I appreciate Dracula’s efforts in running a one man hotel

[levourdalak]

nobody:

Dracula when Jonathan's not looking:

[onesentencemusings]

Johnathan Harker: Oh my God, I am a prisoner in this wretched castle! Nothing but prey for that bewildering Dracula fellow! There is no hope for me but to pray I arise no suspicion in Dracula so I may delay the inevitable.

Dracula, washing Johnathan’s dishes: This is going great. I’m gonna get a good grade in being human, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

[jacqueattack]

Mina: I can’t wait to hear about my amazing boyfriend’s travels! I bet he’s having so much fun

Meanwhile, Jonathan:

[madivandoren]

Dracula’s Brides and our dear friend Jonathan Harker!

[papaya-inspiration]

@lucia-westenra Check this one out!

[totopopopo]

I just like the image of Dracula moving very slowly and elegantly and unconcernedly when he’s around Jonathan and then as soon as Jonathan turns or leave the room he just fucking starts SPRINTING to cook clean etc etc and then as soon as Jonathan comes back he has to revert back to unbothered nobleman Toy Story style when people come back into the room and look at the toys

[lucia-westenra]

Count Dracula, physically throwing a woman away from Jonathan Harker: this ditzy english solicitor is MINE, you hear me? don’t even LOOK at him! i FORBID you from fucking with this little guy. if you leave even a SCRATCH on my beautiful boy i will fully fucking END YOU

[sadizmas]

gay af for a man to be a solicitor. what are you soliciting? favors for other men?

[lucia-westenra]

This fucking kills me like

Dracula: don’t fall asleep outside your room you will be in danger i am 100% serious don’t fuck with this

Jonathan three days later, having seen this man scuttle vertically up castle walls multiple times: i think i will purposefully disobey this warning 😈

[nastassyafilippovna]

the reasons draculas doors are all locked is because that’s where he’s keeping his other soliciters.

[solitairians]

dracula is so funny rn mina and lucys letters are just like hiiii bestie loml sweetheart 😍😍😍💕 how are youuuuuu i love you soooo much 🥰 can't wait to see you again you're my favourite person everrrr did i hear you have a CRUSH 🤭🤭 btw sorry 4 slow replies 😅😅 i was busy thinking about my boyfriend 😍😍😍 JONATHAN 😍😍😍😍😍😍 and then the jonathan in question is just like Dear Diary Today I Experienced Horrors Beyond My Comprehension

[eulers-babe]

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Dracula was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

[starridge]

anyways so all about this juxtaposition 

[byakuya-mioda]

Dracula: I would like more solicitors. I have enjoyed the experience of keeping a solicitor as a pet so much that I would like many more. I would like a solicitor for every room in my home